
mogstar
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My mom looks like the Hispanic version of Bilbo Baggins (the old one), and my dad looks like the male version of Susuan Boyle. Needless to say I was pretty fucked. I started noticing my parents were not happy with their gene collaboration when ever our school had a picture day. Up until 5th grade my mom would buy a nice package of school photos, and hang them with pride. As I entered middle school and puberty the less attractive sides of both my parents engulfed my body. As picture day came around my mom would by a cheaper package every year, and keep the photos sealed in the white envelope they arrived in. Highschool I came to except it and when I took senior portraits I heard my mom try and haggle the price down a lot. Her reasoning was "look at him".