STORY OF THE KID IN HIGHSCHOOL WHO WOULD JERK OFF IN THE HALLWAY DURING LUNCH

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When I was still in school (government brainwashing camp), I would usually roam the hallways with a few friends while eating and we would talk to whoever entered our energetic field and or domain of power. This isn't very important, but just for context while walking around we discovered this individual.

He would always be situated in this one stairwell, in an in-between section where nobody could see him from a regular ground floor. It was also the only stairwell in the whole building with no lights, and it had a little crevasse you could sit in. We would frequently walk by him and think nothing of him, just thought it was some kid with no friends (pretty standard)

Until one day, we noticed he always had his hand in his hoodie pocket, going down into his pants and it looked like he was rubbing himself we noticed this was pretty consistent for a few days and I think he didn't think anybody noticed because he would keep doing it while we walked by he would just turn towards the corner so we couldn't really see well but he would definitely continue jerking off since the arm movement was so furious you could see it from his side through the flow of the hoodie. Eventually we were almost certain what was going on and got really curious.

So we did the only reasonable thing and did a surveillance mission, while sneakily peaking around the corner we recorded him with a phone to get a better look at him while he thought nobody was looking and he was totally jerking off. He would speed up and slow down and was definitely edging and one day we decided to wait till after lunch and check out his crevasse and it turned out he was totally just cumming in the dark corner and leaving it. JFL :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Anyways after this we decided it would be funny to start interrupting him mid jerk off session and catching him off guard to chat him up every single day at lunch and the first time we did it he was absolutely shocked I mean shaking terrified he got his hands out of his pocket so fast and was stuttering like a retard. We started calling him the shadow jacker and eventually he left our school and never came back, no clue what happened to him. Nobody even knew his name in the whole school.

He looked like a typical gooner. Was super short probably 5'5 for a man and was already balding in highschool. Skin was pale white and he looked drained asf. GEG.

This thread is overall just a reminder why you should NEVERGOON
 
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That kid grew up to be none other than Albert Einstein
 
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When I was still in school (government brainwashing camp), I would usually roam the hallways with a few friends while eating and we would talk to whoever entered our energetic field and or domain of power. This isn't very important, but just for context while walking around we discovered this individual.

He would always be situated in this one stairwell, in an in-between section where nobody could see him from a regular ground floor. It was also the only stairwell in the whole building with no lights, and it had a little crevasse you could sit in. We would frequently walk by him and think nothing of him, just thought it was some kid with no friends (pretty standard)

Until one day, we noticed he always had his hand in his hoodie pocket, going down into his pants and it looked like he was rubbing himself we noticed this was pretty consistent for a few days and I think he didn't think anybody noticed because he would keep doing it while we walked by he would just turn towards the corner so we couldn't really see well but he would definitely continue jerking off since the arm movement was so furious you could see it from his side through the flow of the hoodie. Eventually we were almost certain what was going on and got really curious.

So we did the only reasonable thing and did a surveillance mission, while sneakily peaking around the corner we recorded him with a phone to get a better look at him while he thought nobody was looking and he was totally jerking off. He would speed up and slow down and was definitely edging and one day we decided to wait till after lunch and check out his crevasse and it turned out he was totally just cumming in the dark corner and leaving it. JFL :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Anyways after this we decided it would be funny to start interrupting him mid jerk off session and catching him off guard to chat him up every single day at lunch and the first time we did it he was absolutely shocked I mean shaking terrified he got his hands out of his pocket so fast and was stuttering like a retard. We started calling him the shadow jacker and eventually he left our school and never came back, no clue what happened to him. Nobody even knew his name in the whole school.

He looked like a typical gooner. Was super short probably 5'5 for a man and was already balding in highschool. Skin was pale white and he looked drained asf. GEG.

This thread is overall just a reminder why you should NEVERGOON

Can you make more of these but I make them like audiobooks so I can listen to them before sleep instead of mommy asmr
 
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He looked like a typical gooner. Was super short probably 5'5 for a man and was already balding in highschool. Skin was pale white and he looked drained asf. GEG.
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dnr but sounds fucking badass
 
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