Story on how a llama ruined my entire life

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I went to a farm with my girlfriend and her family right when we get there i notice the goats and llamas are fighting but the owners said its playful banter so i didnt mind.

Then we go visit the cows and milk them it was fun i got to pet them. Right after that it all went downhill,

we went to the goats and llamas i was pretending to be a goat to my girlfriend but the llamas thought of me as a giat and shot spitballs right into my crotch breaking my balls and now i am unable to have children and my gf broke up with me
 
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