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So I decided to binge out tonight on food I had just went to the grocery store picked up some junk food and went to pick up my gluten free pizzas before returning home to enjoy my dopamine hits off sugar.

I am sitting in the lobby and a couple comes in and immediately notice the guy is recessed af and the girl looks good to me, clearly looks mismatched so I whip out my phone to take pics to post here to ask you guys if you though they are looksmatched. I covertly take a pic or two and thinking nothing of it since I am already browsing my phone anyway I think no one is oging to notice. The sound isnt on either. Well after I take a few pics the guy walks away from his gf and sits directly to my right at a booth 90 degrees to my right. I notice his girl is confused as to why he went all the way over there to sit as they havent ordered their meal yet. Shes looking at him beckoning him to come to her to order, but he doesnt move. All this time I am waiting for the girl to turn more towards me so I can get a clear picture of her face in order to make a high quality post on here for reps.

Anyway the girl is still standing alone the guy gets up from his booth and leaves the place. The girl is visibly confused but at this point I am still sitting back with my camera app open waiting for the girl to come into frame. Suddenly the DOOR SLAMS open behind me, and my phone is yanked out of my hand. Its the dude he grabbed my phone and is standing over me and hes yelling "I knew it, what the fuck bro? What are you doing, why are you taking pictures of my girl, whats wrong with you, are you a fucking creep? I bet you have never gotten a girl in your life you fucking creep!" Hes rtying to get into my phone to check my photo gallery. He keeps yelling "Dude what the fuck is wrong with you taking pictures of my girl, I'll bet you don't have a girl yourself do you, I bet you creep every girl out you meet" I sarcastically reply "yeah dude i've never touched a girl, I've never actually held a girls hand either." He responds "yeah I'll bet"

At this point we are standing toe to toe in each others face, he's an inch or so taller than me (even with my lifts on) but hes a twink punk that I could snap in half if we actually got in a fight right now. I tell him "bro i wasnt taking pics of ur girl give me my phone back right now." I grab for my phone but he doesnt let me get it. I am starting to get annoyed cause hes yelling and everyone in the restaurant is looking at me. Hes calling me a creep and telling the workers I should be banned from ever coming back here. I am getting really fucking frustrated since this is one of the only gluten free pizza places near me and I really don't want to get banned.

"Give me my fucking phone back right now" I say looking him dead in the eyes. He pauses and hands it back.He goes up to the cashier and continues to say they should ban me etc. I just sit back down waiting for my order. The girl behind the counter asks me what I am waiting for and I respond, "my order, which youu guys told me would be done 15 minutes ago!" The girl responds "wait outside please." I just leave and wait outside. As I am leaving the girls and the dudes girl are all looking at me, but not completely in a "your weird" way almost neutral, I didnt get the sense of disgust, even when this was going on the dudes girl looks embarrassed that her BF was doing this.

I wait outside and finally the girl brings me my pizzas, I ask her if they have security cameras at the restaurant because that guy assaulted me by forcefully taking my phone away, and that even if I was taking pictures, that it's not illegal to do so, it was a public place of business. She looks worred and tells me she cant release footage to customers, so I say "ok but when i call police and they come down here you will provide for them, correct? Because I was assaulted." Again she repeats she cant release the footage to me, but hesitantly agrees with me that to police she can.

I leave and prob wont call police but still fuck

I woulda gotten more/better pics but obv was interrupted. And no its NOT illegal to take pictures of people in public areas, unless the private business specifically says "no photography in this establishment"

Guy was a recessed skinny lanklet, NGL I am jealous of his girl tho, why cant i get girls like that, instead I am a loser posting here


Since ppl will ask he was 6'2''


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So I decided to binge out tonight on food I had just went to the grocery store picked up some junk food and went to pick up my gluten free pizzas before returning home to enjoy my dopamine hits off sugar.

I am sitting in the lobby and a couple comes in and immediately notice the guy is recessed af and the girl looks good to me, clearly looks mismatched so I whip out my phone to take pics to post here to ask you guys if you though they are looksmatched. I covertly take a pic or two and thinking nothing of it since I am already browsing my phone anyway I think no one is oging to notice. The sound isnt on either. Well after I take a few pics the guy walks away from his gf and sits directly to my right at a booth 90 degrees to my right. I notice his girl is confused as to why he went all the way over there to sit as they havent ordered their meal yet. Shes looking at him beckoning him to come to her to order, but he doesnt move. All this time I am waiting for the girl to turn more towards me so I can get a clear picture of her face in order to make a high quality post on here for reps.

Anyway the girl is still standing alone the guy gets up from his booth and leaves the place. The girl is visibly confused but at this point I am still sitting back with my camera app open waiting for the girl to come into frame. Suddenly the DOOR SLAMS open behind me, and my phone is yanked out of my hand. Its the dude he grabbed my phone and is standing over me and hes yelling "I knew it, what the fuck bro? What are you doing, why are you taking pictures of my girl, whats wrong with you, are you a fucking creep? I bet you have never gotten a girl in your life you fucking creep!" Hes rtying to get into my phone to check my photo gallery. He keeps yelling "Dude what the fuck is wrong with you taking pictures of my girl, I'll bet you don't have a girl yourself do you, I bet you creep every girl out you meet" I sarcastically reply "yeah dude i've never touched a girl, I've never actually held a girls hand either." He responds "yeah I'll bet"

At this point we are standing toe to toe in each others face, he's an inch or so taller than me (even with my lifts on) but hes a twink punk that I could snap in half if we actually got in a fight right now. I tell him "bro i wasnt taking pics of ur girl give me my phone back right now." I grab for my phone but he doesnt let me get it. I am starting to get annoyed cause hes yelling and everyone in the restaurant is looking at me. Hes calling me a creep and telling the workers I should be banned from ever coming back here. I am getting really fucking frustrated since this is one of the only gluten free pizza places near me and I really don't want to get banned.

"Give me my fucking phone back right now" I say looking him dead in the eyes. He pauses and hands it back.He goes up to the cashier and continues to say they should ban me etc. I just sit back down waiting for my order. The girl behind the counter asks me what I am waiting for and I respond, "my order, which youu guys told me would be done 15 minutes ago!" The girl responds "wait outside please." I just leave and wait outside. As I am leaving the girls and the dudes girl are all looking at me, but not completely in a "your weird" way almost neutral, I didnt get the sense of disgust, even when this was going on the dudes girl looks embarrassed that her BF was doing this.

I wait outside and finally the girl brings me my pizzas, I ask her if they have security cameras at the restaurant because that guy assaulted me by forcefully taking my phone away, and that even if I was taking pictures, that it's not illegal to do so, it was a public place of business. She looks worred and tells me she cant release footage to customers, so I say "ok but when i call police and they come down here you will provide for them, correct? Because I was assaulted." Again she repeats she cant release the footage to me, but hesitantly agrees with me that to police she can.

I leave and prob wont call police but still fuck

I woulda gotten more/better pics but obv was interrupted. And no its NOT illegal to take pictures of people in public areas, unless the private business specifically says "no photography in this establishment"

Guy was a recessed skinny lanklet, NGL I am jealous of his girl tho, why cant i get girls like that, instead I am a loser posting here


Since ppl will ask he was 6'2''


Faggot



IMG 2168


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IMG 2170


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yes just got home

nearly threw fists with this white boi
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side Profile is cope he could have a mtn front. @skinnytwink looks recessed from the side
 
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yea they always fuck with you when you are at the bottom. Dude got territorial about his gf, nothing new to see here
 
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In USA it's also not illegal to take photos in public, and even if there's a business sign not to do it, it's still not illegal. Anyone touches my phone and there would already have been a fight.
 
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yea they always fuck with you when you are at the bottom. Dude got territorial about his gf, nothing new to see here
do you think i should have punched him in the jaw bro. he got all mad but i kept him on distance, could have went at him with a 2 jabs and uppercut or some shit
 
JFL I emember these pics. I forgot who posted them but it was a while ago and the story was similar.
 
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JFL I emember these pics. I forgot who posted them but it was a while ago and the story was similar.
bullshit, delete your comment
 
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yea they always fuck with you when you are at the bottom. Dude got territorial about his gf, nothing new to see here
yes just got home

nearly threw fists with this white boi
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miring the low inhibition. Don't be like those dudes who just take the insults, fire back. Just don't let those cops fire on you.
 
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So I decided to binge out tonight on food I had just went to the grocery store picked up some junk food and went to pick up my gluten free pizzas before returning home to enjoy my dopamine hits off sugar.

I am sitting in the lobby and a couple comes in and immediately notice the guy is recessed af and the girl looks good to me, clearly looks mismatched so I whip out my phone to take pics to post here to ask you guys if you though they are looksmatched. I covertly take a pic or two and thinking nothing of it since I am already browsing my phone anyway I think no one is oging to notice. The sound isnt on either. Well after I take a few pics the guy walks away from his gf and sits directly to my right at a booth 90 degrees to my right. I notice his girl is confused as to why he went all the way over there to sit as they havent ordered their meal yet. Shes looking at him beckoning him to come to her to order, but he doesnt move. All this time I am waiting for the girl to turn more towards me so I can get a clear picture of her face in order to make a high quality post on here for reps.

Anyway the girl is still standing alone the guy gets up from his booth and leaves the place. The girl is visibly confused but at this point I am still sitting back with my camera app open waiting for the girl to come into frame. Suddenly the DOOR SLAMS open behind me, and my phone is yanked out of my hand. Its the dude he grabbed my phone and is standing over me and hes yelling "I knew it, what the fuck bro? What are you doing, why are you taking pictures of my girl, whats wrong with you, are you a fucking creep? I bet you have never gotten a girl in your life you fucking creep!" Hes rtying to get into my phone to check my photo gallery. He keeps yelling "Dude what the fuck is wrong with you taking pictures of my girl, I'll bet you don't have a girl yourself do you, I bet you creep every girl out you meet" I sarcastically reply "yeah dude i've never touched a girl, I've never actually held a girls hand either." He responds "yeah I'll bet"

At this point we are standing toe to toe in each others face, he's an inch or so taller than me (even with my lifts on) but hes a twink punk that I could snap in half if we actually got in a fight right now. I tell him "bro i wasnt taking pics of ur girl give me my phone back right now." I grab for my phone but he doesnt let me get it. I am starting to get annoyed cause hes yelling and everyone in the restaurant is looking at me. Hes calling me a creep and telling the workers I should be banned from ever coming back here. I am getting really fucking frustrated since this is one of the only gluten free pizza places near me and I really don't want to get banned.

"Give me my fucking phone back right now" I say looking him dead in the eyes. He pauses and hands it back.He goes up to the cashier and continues to say they should ban me etc. I just sit back down waiting for my order. The girl behind the counter asks me what I am waiting for and I respond, "my order, which youu guys told me would be done 15 minutes ago!" The girl responds "wait outside please." I just leave and wait outside. As I am leaving the girls and the dudes girl are all looking at me, but not completely in a "your weird" way almost neutral, I didnt get the sense of disgust, even when this was going on the dudes girl looks embarrassed that her BF was doing this.

I wait outside and finally the girl brings me my pizzas, I ask her if they have security cameras at the restaurant because that guy assaulted me by forcefully taking my phone away, and that even if I was taking pictures, that it's not illegal to do so, it was a public place of business. She looks worred and tells me she cant release footage to customers, so I say "ok but when i call police and they come down here you will provide for them, correct? Because I was assaulted." Again she repeats she cant release the footage to me, but hesitantly agrees with me that to police she can.
Mirin the dedication
 
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It's @Amnesia thread btw
its not delete your comment ,he stole it from me. it happened to me 2 hours ago i nearly threw fists with the white boi i was bout to fuck him up
 
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Transfer all your JFL reacts to @Amnesia you story thief
 
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Transfer all your JFL reacts to @Amnesia you story thief
i dont steal shit unless its money why do you act like im some goofy nigga who would steal something for jfl reacts
 
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i am the thug bro i wish i would fuck him up but i was in good mood, made 16 thousand dollars playing online casino slots
if it was yesterday i would punk the motherfucka
 
@Bojack these whites boys would stutter if i greet them with a right hook in their glass jaw
 
yea they always fuck with you when you are at the bottom. Dude got territorial about his gf, nothing new to see here
yes just got home

nearly threw fists with this white boi
@Bojack
miring the low inhibition. Don't be like those dudes who just take the insults, f
@Bojack these whites boys would stutter if i greet them with a right hook in their glass jaw
I don't doubt it. I'd pay good money if you filmed yourself whooping these white boiz
 
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Least autistic looksmaxxer.
 
All stolen from that one @Amnesia thread
 
The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
 
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The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
summer 2021
 
JFL bro wtf, if some guy got my cell phone out of my hand, i'd throw hands with him, unless it was a njgger because he might have a knife or a gun
 
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JFL bro wtf, if someone got my cell phone out of my hand, i'd throw hands with him, unless it was a njgger because he might have a knife or a gun
i was in good mood, i won 16 thousand dollars in casino bro

otherwise ye it would be over for this glass jaw rat white boi
 
The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
 
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The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
 
The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
 
The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
 
The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
The fact that so many replies don’t realise this is a copy paste of an old thread confirms that most users are new and this forum is not the same anymore
 
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Meanwhile in russia
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Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
Exactly man forum heroes have left . I used to read a lot of exceptionally humorous comments back then beleive like it feels like ur own true friend circle.Extremely refreshing thing . I remember a omegle mog battle of salludon and other guy. Was damn funny . But now only cringe threads
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