[story time]Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos. What a shit evening.

[Deleted member 26859]

Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos.


1st one was £60 for 30 mins and in the photos she was slim, black hair, tan, lingerie and stockings, looked sexy

got there and she was overweight, not tanned, no lingerie or stockings, kinda ugly, no ass

I immediately had a disappointed look on my face and i think she knew..

i said can i see your body, like take off ur clothes

and she kept saying "idk... this is dodgy"

and she eventually did it and she was overweight and looked nothing like the photos

i kept saying she doesnt look like the photos

and she looked so ashamed as she took off her clothes to reveal her chubby body lol

and then i just went off







2nd one i called like 20 escorts after that and agnecies and no one answered until 1 rang me back so i picked the one i wanted and it was £80 for 30 mins this time but the girl was giga sex appeal maxxed in the photos

then i got there and she pulled up in some blacked out car and i just stood there outside the shop smiling

and there was guys standing around too and i knew they knew what i was doing lul

then she walked us to the hotel and the elevator

and we got in the elevator and had small talk

she was romanian or hungarian i forgot

and i noticed she had an avatar nose

and way overfilled lips

but idc shes still tanned, black hair, cute, fashionmaxxed, sexy, brought toys, lingerie, stockings, so i thought fuck it

then in the elevator i said does this include kissing

and she said no

and i said ok ill go home then

and we pressed the 0 botton to go back down

and then she said ur paying the cancellation fee

and i said "no im not"

and then she started saying stuff like yea you are, you pay the drivers fee

(brutal when i think about it cos i wasted the drivers time, her time, and they probably paid for the hotel lul)

then she said stuff like "do girls kiss you?" and she was trying to chat shit but as she was talking everything went slow motion in the elevator

and all i could see was her massive overdone filler lips

blabbering and i was just admiring the botchedness while she was talking in her shitty accent

then i just walked to my car

she didnt get me to pay any fee, i sat there for a sec then drove off

thought the driver was gonna come try fuck me up or something so iw as a bit shook admittedly

but i had a fat knife in my pocket so i wouldve been alright

then i texted the number this

what a disgusting attitude she had... £80 and i dont even get a kiss wtf

fuck that shit

ill just wait until friday when my favourite escort is available



wasted evening but at least i made 2 escorts feel insecure and wasted their time and money hopefully, and weeded out shit escorts

also i bet 9/10 of you pussys would just go along with the chubby bitch or go along with no kissing

 

[looksmaxxed]

life of non chad

 

[ascension]

Respect for sharing this story with us.

This is why I only go for top escort agencies.

 

[Deleted member 23772]

Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos.


1st one was £60 for 30 mins and in the photos she was slim, black hair, tan, lingerie and stockings, looked sexy

got there and she was overweight, not tanned, no lingerie or stockings, kinda ugly, no ass

I immediately had a disappointed look on my face and i think she knew..

i said can i see your body, like take off ur clothes

and she kept saying "idk... this is dodgy"

and she eventually did it and she was overweight and looked nothing like the photos

i kept saying she doesnt look like the photos

and she looked so ashamed as she took off her clothes to reveal her chubby body lol

and then i just went off







2nd one i called like 20 escorts after that and agnecies and no one answered until 1 rang me back so i picked the one i wanted and it was £80 for 30 mins this time but the girl was giga sex appeal maxxed in the photos

then i got there and she pulled up in some blacked out car and i just stood there outside the shop smiling

and there was guys standing around too and i knew they knew what i was doing lul

then she walked us to the hotel and the elevator

and we got in the elevator and had small talk

she was romanian or hungarian i forgot

and i noticed she had an avatar nose

View attachment 2147676

and way overfilled lips

but idc shes still tanned, black hair, cute, fashionmaxxed, sexy, brought toys, lingerie, stockings, so i thought fuck it

then in the elevator i said does this include kissing

and she said no

and i said ok ill go home then

and we pressed the 0 botton to go back down

and then she said ur paying the cancellation fee

and i said "no im not"

and then she started saying stuff like yea you are, you pay the drivers fee

(brutal when i think about it cos i wasted the drivers time, her time, and they probably paid for the hotel lul)

then she said stuff like "do girls kiss you?" and she was trying to chat shit but as she was talking everything went slow motion in the elevator

and all i could see was her massive overdone filler lips

View attachment 2147683

blabbering and i was just admiring the botchedness while she was talking in her shitty accent

then i just walked to my car

she didnt get me to pay any fee, i sat there for a sec then drove off

thought the driver was gonna come try fuck me up or something so iw as a bit shook admittedly

but i had a fat knife in my pocket so i wouldve been alright

then i texted the number this

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what a disgusting attitude she had... £80 and i dont even get a kiss wtf

fuck that shit

ill just wait until friday when my favourite escort is available



wasted evening but at least i made 2 escorts feel insecure and wasted their time and money hopefully, and weeded out shit escorts

also i bet 9/10 of you pussys would just go along with the chubby bitch or go along with no kissing

they are always fake if they offer for 60 euros. You need to chat up with the verified ones where the prices seems real, 150+ euros

 

[Deleted member 26859]

they are always fake if they offer for 60 euros. You need to chat up with the verified ones where the prices seems real, 150+ euros

but ive had sexy ones for 60 euros before

 

[pentamogged9000]

beggars cant be choosers jfl

 

[Deleted member 26859]

beggars cant be choosers jfl

i can be choosy if im paying for it, ill just see the escort thats nice to me on friday when shes availabale

 

[Patient A]

Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos.


1st one was £60 for 30 mins and in the photos she was slim, black hair, tan, lingerie and stockings, looked sexy

got there and she was overweight, not tanned, no lingerie or stockings, kinda ugly, no ass

I immediately had a disappointed look on my face and i think she knew..

i said can i see your body, like take off ur clothes

and she kept saying "idk... this is dodgy"

and she eventually did it and she was overweight and looked nothing like the photos

i kept saying she doesnt look like the photos

and she looked so ashamed as she took off her clothes to reveal her chubby body lol

and then i just went off







2nd one i called like 20 escorts after that and agnecies and no one answered until 1 rang me back so i picked the one i wanted and it was £80 for 30 mins this time but the girl was giga sex appeal maxxed in the photos

then i got there and she pulled up in some blacked out car and i just stood there outside the shop smiling

and there was guys standing around too and i knew they knew what i was doing lul

then she walked us to the hotel and the elevator

and we got in the elevator and had small talk

she was romanian or hungarian i forgot

and i noticed she had an avatar nose

View attachment 2147676

and way overfilled lips

but idc shes still tanned, black hair, cute, fashionmaxxed, sexy, brought toys, lingerie, stockings, so i thought fuck it

then in the elevator i said does this include kissing

and she said no

and i said ok ill go home then

and we pressed the 0 botton to go back down

and then she said ur paying the cancellation fee

and i said "no im not"

and then she started saying stuff like yea you are, you pay the drivers fee

(brutal when i think about it cos i wasted the drivers time, her time, and they probably paid for the hotel lul)

then she said stuff like "do girls kiss you?" and she was trying to chat shit but as she was talking everything went slow motion in the elevator

and all i could see was her massive overdone filler lips

View attachment 2147683

blabbering and i was just admiring the botchedness while she was talking in her shitty accent

then i just walked to my car

she didnt get me to pay any fee, i sat there for a sec then drove off

thought the driver was gonna come try fuck me up or something so iw as a bit shook admittedly

but i had a fat knife in my pocket so i wouldve been alright

then i texted the number this

View attachment 2147685
View attachment 2147687

what a disgusting attitude she had... £80 and i dont even get a kiss wtf

fuck that shit

ill just wait until friday when my favourite escort is available



wasted evening but at least i made 2 escorts feel insecure and wasted their time and money hopefully, and weeded out shit escorts

also i bet 9/10 of you pussys would just go along with the chubby bitch or go along with no kissing

Based whoremonger

 

[Deleted member 26859]

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[Gonthar]

Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos.


1st one was £60 for 30 mins and in the photos she was slim, black hair, tan, lingerie and stockings, looked sexy

got there and she was overweight, not tanned, no lingerie or stockings, kinda ugly, no ass

I immediately had a disappointed look on my face and i think she knew..

i said can i see your body, like take off ur clothes

and she kept saying "idk... this is dodgy"

and she eventually did it and she was overweight and looked nothing like the photos

i kept saying she doesnt look like the photos

and she looked so ashamed as she took off her clothes to reveal her chubby body lol

and then i just went off







2nd one i called like 20 escorts after that and agnecies and no one answered until 1 rang me back so i picked the one i wanted and it was £80 for 30 mins this time but the girl was giga sex appeal maxxed in the photos

then i got there and she pulled up in some blacked out car and i just stood there outside the shop smiling

and there was guys standing around too and i knew they knew what i was doing lul

then she walked us to the hotel and the elevator

and we got in the elevator and had small talk

she was romanian or hungarian i forgot

and i noticed she had an avatar nose

View attachment 2147676

and way overfilled lips

but idc shes still tanned, black hair, cute, fashionmaxxed, sexy, brought toys, lingerie, stockings, so i thought fuck it

then in the elevator i said does this include kissing

and she said no

and i said ok ill go home then

and we pressed the 0 botton to go back down

and then she said ur paying the cancellation fee

and i said "no im not"

and then she started saying stuff like yea you are, you pay the drivers fee

(brutal when i think about it cos i wasted the drivers time, her time, and they probably paid for the hotel lul)

then she said stuff like "do girls kiss you?" and she was trying to chat shit but as she was talking everything went slow motion in the elevator

and all i could see was her massive overdone filler lips

View attachment 2147683

blabbering and i was just admiring the botchedness while she was talking in her shitty accent

then i just walked to my car

she didnt get me to pay any fee, i sat there for a sec then drove off

thought the driver was gonna come try fuck me up or something so iw as a bit shook admittedly

but i had a fat knife in my pocket so i wouldve been alright

then i texted the number this

View attachment 2147685
View attachment 2147687

what a disgusting attitude she had... £80 and i dont even get a kiss wtf

fuck that shit

ill just wait until friday when my favourite escort is available



wasted evening but at least i made 2 escorts feel insecure and wasted their time and money hopefully, and weeded out shit escorts

also i bet 9/10 of you pussys would just go along with the chubby bitch or go along with no kissing

Just give them a thumb down and a negative review so others won't be scammed by them.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Just give them a thumb down and a negative review so others won't be scammed by them.

i cant, its their website

 

[Gonthar]

i cant, its their website

Then they can write anything on it, you should only visit escorts registered to third party websites, that allow ratings, reviews, etc., or who people recommend on escort forums.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Then they can write anything on it, you should only visit escorts registered to third party websites, that allow ratings, reviews, etc., or who people recommend on escort forums.

but theyre really expensive

 

[Gonthar]

but theyre really expensive

Well, you get what you pay for....
Otherwise you'll have to spend a lot of more time digging through garbage until you'll find good escorts at affordable prices. You can definitely find some hidden gems if you're lucky, but you'll have to invest time instead of money.
There are some people for example that you can find on escort reviews forums, that made this their main hobby - they've banged like hundreds or thousands of escorts, they're always browsing and checking all the escorts sites, forums, newspapers and other places where escorts advertise, then go visit them, write reviews, recommendations, etc. A lot of escorts tend to offer pretty bad service, they fraud their photos, they try use all sorts of tricks, etc. but sometimes great deals can be found - but you just have to put a lot of work and time to get them.

New girls for example are usually a great deal - they try to prove and make a name for themselves, they don't quite know their value yet, so if you find some, they're usually amazing, but you have to constantly monitor all the escort sites and ads for this. Some experienced escorts are aware of this, so they constantly move from one place to another, change their work name and appearance and pretend they're new, you mustn't fall for this.
Milfs apparently also offer a good value - they know they don't have much time left, so they put more work into pleasing their customers, they want to get regulars and are open to more kinky stuff.
There are also "limited" escorts who only offer their services to a small number of regulars, they might have started as normal escorts and then go into semi-retirement or are even normal girls who can be persuaded to have sex for cash, or have some sugar daddies, these are much more rare, you need to know the right people to have access to them, or just be lucky to find one.

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

i cant, its their website

websites with public reviews are better regarding everything really

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

Well, you get what you pay for....
Otherwise you'll have to spend a lot of more time digging through garbage until you'll find good escorts at affordable prices. You can definitely find some hidden gems if you're lucky, but you'll have to invest time instead of money.
There are some people for example that you can find on escort reviews forums, that made this their main hobby - they've banged like hundreds or thousands of escorts, they're always browsing and checking all the escorts sites, forums, newspapers and other places where escorts advertise, then go visit them, write reviews, recommendations, etc. A lot of escorts tend to offer pretty bad service, they fraud their photos, they try use all sorts of tricks, etc. but sometimes great deals can be found - but you just have to put a lot of work and time to get them.

New girls for example are usually a great deal - they try to prove and make a name for themselves, they don't quite know their value yet, so if you find some, they're usually amazing, but you have to constantly monitor all the escort sites and ads for this. Some experienced escorts are aware of this, so they constantly move from one place to another, change their work name and appearance and pretend they're new, you mustn't fall for this.
Milfs apparently also offer a good value - they know they don't have much time left, so they put more work into pleasing their customers, they want to get regulars and are open to more kinky stuff.
There are also "limited" escorts who only offer their services to a small number of regulars, they might have started as normal escorts and then go into semi-retirement or are even normal girls who can be persuaded to have sex for cash, or have some sugar daddies, these are much more rare, you need to know the right people to have access to them, or just be lucky to find one.

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