Story time on how i tried to kill a homeless dude haha

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i was 15 seeing on my ig reels niggas from prison smoking Spice (K2) and how ngs reacting from spice made me research what the fuck is spice, finding out it can be synthethic cannabis or it can be a sprayed sheet of paper with different chemicals like hair spray, glue, rat poison, smoking that sprayed sheet of paper heavily intoxicates ur brain leaving u a retarded tweaker high for like idk, it also can be deadly from the first puff ( this often happens when its chemicals like what i mentioned above, not synthetic canabinoids)

I made like a cocktail of chemicals in a bowl, dont rlly remember what it was but smth like curl mousse, hairspray, and drops of glue and many other chemicals that sounded toxic.

Iv put pieces of paper in that bowl, let it soak all the cocktail and after iv let the paper dry

Iv cut the paper in small pieces, and took half the tabbaco outta a cig and put the papers in cig then filled the cig with tabbaco back

Got a empty pack of cigs put a one normal ciggarete and the laced cig in the pack and a lighter also, when i got to the local homeless, i was pretending i was running and my pack of cigs fell and didint knew. Now tbh the story ends cuz i didint check back if he smoked it or not( realized i was dumb cuz researched my situation with chatgpt and he said something like half the chemicals from that paper evaporated and the cig filter will filtrate the toxic shit, sad ending:cautious:

Imma find a way to kill the nigga anyway xdxd
 
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didnt even read this crazy ass thread 💀
 
i was 15 seeing on my ig reels niggas from prison smoking Spice (K2) and how ngs reacting from spice made me research what the fuck is spice, finding out it can be synthethic cannabis or it can be a sprayed sheet of paper with different chemicals like hair spray, glue, rat poison, smoking that sprayed sheet of paper heavily intoxicates ur brain leaving u a retarded tweaker high for like idk, it also can be deadly from the first puff ( this often happens when its chemicals like what i mentioned above, not synthetic canabinoids)

I made like a cocktail of chemicals in a bowl, dont rlly remember what it was but smth like curl mousse, hairspray, and drops of glue and many other chemicals that sounded toxic.

Iv put pieces of paper in that bowl, let it soak all the cocktail and after iv let the paper dry

Iv cut the paper in small pieces, and took half the tabbaco outta a cig and put the papers in cig then filled the cig with tabbaco back

Got a empty pack of cigs put a one normal ciggarete and the laced cig in the pack and a lighter also, when i got to the local homeless, i was pretending i was running and my pack of cigs fell and didint knew. Now tbh the story ends cuz i didint check back if he smoked it or not( realized i was dumb cuz researched my situation with chatgpt and he said something like half the chemicals from that paper evaporated and the cig filter will filtrate the toxic shit, sad ending:cautious:

Imma find a way to kill the nigga anyway xdxd
Whatever dawg if it fills the void in your rotten dirty heart
 
i was 15 seeing on my ig reels niggas from prison smoking Spice (K2) and how ngs reacting from spice made me research what the fuck is spice, finding out it can be synthethic cannabis or it can be a sprayed sheet of paper with different chemicals like hair spray, glue, rat poison, smoking that sprayed sheet of paper heavily intoxicates ur brain leaving u a retarded tweaker high for like idk, it also can be deadly from the first puff ( this often happens when its chemicals like what i mentioned above, not synthetic canabinoids)

I made like a cocktail of chemicals in a bowl, dont rlly remember what it was but smth like curl mousse, hairspray, and drops of glue and many other chemicals that sounded toxic.

Iv put pieces of paper in that bowl, let it soak all the cocktail and after iv let the paper dry

Iv cut the paper in small pieces, and took half the tabbaco outta a cig and put the papers in cig then filled the cig with tabbaco back

Got a empty pack of cigs put a one normal ciggarete and the laced cig in the pack and a lighter also, when i got to the local homeless, i was pretending i was running and my pack of cigs fell and didint knew. Now tbh the story ends cuz i didint check back if he smoked it or not( realized i was dumb cuz researched my situation with chatgpt and he said something like half the chemicals from that paper evaporated and the cig filter will filtrate the toxic shit, sad ending:cautious:

Imma find a way to kill the nigga anyway xdxd
Someone call authorities and put this nigga in jail immediately!
 
Here are the following steps you need to do:

1. Immediately cease all attempts to poison, murder, or otherwise harm homeless individuals.

2. Schedule an appointment with a licensed mental health professional and read this post aloud verbatim.

3. When the therapist asks "why would you do this?", resist the urge to answer with "xdxd".

4. Reflect upon the fact that researching improvised chemical cigarettes and testing them on random people is not a normal hobby.

5. Develop interests that do not involve rat poison, glue, hairspray, or attempted homicide.

6. Consider volunteering in your community so that your next interaction with a homeless person does not involve a covert assassination attempt.

7. Delete Instagram Reels for at least 30 days.

8. Rejoin society.

Thank you for your cooperation.
 
i was 15 seeing on my ig reels niggas from prison smoking Spice (K2) and how ngs reacting from spice made me research what the fuck is spice, finding out it can be synthethic cannabis or it can be a sprayed sheet of paper with different chemicals like hair spray, glue, rat poison, smoking that sprayed sheet of paper heavily intoxicates ur brain leaving u a retarded tweaker high for like idk, it also can be deadly from the first puff ( this often happens when its chemicals like what i mentioned above, not synthetic canabinoids)

I made like a cocktail of chemicals in a bowl, dont rlly remember what it was but smth like curl mousse, hairspray, and drops of glue and many other chemicals that sounded toxic.

Iv put pieces of paper in that bowl, let it soak all the cocktail and after iv let the paper dry

Iv cut the paper in small pieces, and took half the tabbaco outta a cig and put the papers in cig then filled the cig with tabbaco back

Got a empty pack of cigs put a one normal ciggarete and the laced cig in the pack and a lighter also, when i got to the local homeless, i was pretending i was running and my pack of cigs fell and didint knew. Now tbh the story ends cuz i didint check back if he smoked it or not( realized i was dumb cuz researched my situation with chatgpt and he said something like half the chemicals from that paper evaporated and the cig filter will filtrate the toxic shit, sad ending:cautious:

Imma find a way to kill the nigga anyway xdxd
Too long to read
 

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