3links2
6'7 (200 cm) 24 in. bideltoid KHHV
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So I was texting this brunette mtb with a fat ass a couple days ago and she was blowing up my phone so much I ended up texting back and forth the whole day we agree to meetup the following afternoon and she said she will pick me up. so the next day I wait outside my place and she pulls up in her car and picks me up she says where do u wanna go I tell her let's go back to ur place knowing me I wanna get the slay right away no time to go out for drinks fuck that ur not doing it for chad why with me, so I say "yea let's just go back to ur place and chill", and then at this moment is where I knew this bitch was crazy. as soon as I said that she immediately starts throwing a fit about how she was planning for us to go eat out at an Italian restaurant she liked (mind you ita our first time meeting and we didnt discuss plans over text) so I'm like wtf? I really didn't wanna ruin this slay so I agreed, as we were driving we made light talk but then she says this one thing that broke my soul. "just so you know, were not hooking up or anything, I don't do that on the first date", so at this point I knew I was gonna end up paying for this bitches meal and never hear from again so I was panicking. Then I remembered that @asdvek lives in my city and he also started working as a police officer a while ago. I turned down my brightness hopped on .org and sent him a direct convo, THANKFULLY he was online and responded back quickly. He told me that he was on shift right now but he was eating, I explained the situation and we made up a plan. I asked her if we could stop at the gas station so I can use the restroom cause I have a stomachache, while in the bathroom I send @asdvek the address and he's immediately on our tail, when he's there he texts me and I get back in her car like nothing happened. As soon as she starts to pull away I see red and blue lights behind us, and he talks into the megaphone to pull over. asdvek asks for license and registration and the DUMB BITCH ACTUALLY WAS DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE LOLLL. easy misdemeanor charge, to really seal the deal he asks her to step out the vehicle cause he says he "smells weed in the vehicle ", giving him reasonable suspicion and she also consents to a search, he trashes the fuck out of the vehicle and all her shit from the trunk and center console gets thrown out on the street in process of the search. After that he said ur under arrest for driving without a license and she went away with him the dumb bitch probably didn't have enough for bail she may as well be in a jail cell as we speak. After that I got an Uber ride and went home but yea that was fucking crazy inb4 "larp" stfu this really happened
