story time with chad

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so basically i wear fake ass braid extensions and every 4 weeks I have someone do my hair. Usually its my mom but this time it was some random girl she hired so i was like alright. So she gets there and the first thing she says when she sees me is "oh my god youre so handsome" so I tell her thanks and I try my best to like not talk to her since I dont really care for a becky. However my parents come down and drive the convo which sucked ass. so she asks me if im single and I tell her "yeah because these women are just terrible out here and it seems hard to find a good girl and that im an absolute broke loser with no money( i said that word for word)" she immediately tells me shes single and thatwhen shes looking for a guy she doesnt care about money or if a guy is broke because she would build with her (mind you she does hair on the side for spare change and makes around 90k a year which is nice for her own) and Im not really interested so I just go with it and tell her about how hard it is finding a guy. So my sisters friends somehow come in the house and they chime in on the conversation and theyre literally like "how are you single youre beautiful" and the girl doing my hair agrees and i tell them the same shit i told the girl, but one of the girls tried to tell me "youre attractive but youll need more looks to hold down a girl" so I shit you not I went into an incel rage and I had wizz opened on my phone and because im always spammed with model comments i opened it and the first messgaes were "omg are you a model you look amazing etc" and from there it went downhill. My sister exposed me for getting surgery and the girls said I shouldnt do any more because im perfect and the girl doing my hair just called me self centered and arrogant etc. so for the last 30 minutes or hour or whatever was them telling me the looks will fade bullshit blah blah
she goes home but before she leave tells my mom to give her number to me and 2 of my sisters friends gave me their socials without prompt which was weird.
tldr im an autistic spastic but because im chad i win the end
 
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can i get a TLDR?
 
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This nigga is back :PepeLaugh:
 
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Blackgymmax said:
so basically i wear fake ass braid extensions and every 4 weeks I have someone do my hair. Usually its my mom but this time it was some random girl she hired so i was like alright. So she gets there and the first thing she says when she sees me is "oh my god youre so handsome" so I tell her thanks and I try my best to like not talk to her since I dont really care for a becky. However my parents come down and drive the convo which sucked ass. so she asks me if im single and I tell her "yeah because these women are just terrible out here and it seems hard to find a good girl and that im an absolute broke loser with no money( i said that word for word)" she immediately tells me shes single and thatwhen shes looking for a guy she doesnt care about money or if a guy is broke because she would build with her (mind you she does hair on the side for spare change and makes around 90k a year which is nice for her own) and Im not really interested so I just go with it and tell her about how hard it is finding a guy. So my sisters friends somehow come in the house and they chime in on the conversation and theyre literally like "how are you single youre beautiful" and the girl doing my hair agrees and i tell them the same shit i told the girl, but one of the girls tried to tell me "youre attractive but youll need more looks to hold down a girl" so I shit you not I went into an incel rage and I had wizz opened on my phone and because im always spammed with model comments i opened it and the first messgaes were "omg are you a model you look amazing etc" and from there it went downhill. My sister exposed me for getting surgery and the girls said I shouldnt do any more because im perfect and the girl doing my hair just called me self centered and arrogant etc. so for the last 30 minutes or hour or whatever was them telling me the looks will fade bullshit blah blah
she goes home but before she leave tells my mom to give her number to me and 2 of my sisters friends gave me their socials without prompt which was weird.
tldr im an autistic spastic but because im chad i win the end
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nvm i read it all, beautiful story

now i wanna ascend to chad so i can be a stay at home dad someday
 
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Blackgymmax said:
so basically i wear fake ass braid extensions and every 4 weeks I have someone do my hair. Usually its my mom but this time it was some random girl she hired so i was like alright. So she gets there and the first thing she says when she sees me is "oh my god youre so handsome" so I tell her thanks and I try my best to like not talk to her since I dont really care for a becky. However my parents come down and drive the convo which sucked ass. so she asks me if im single and I tell her "yeah because these women are just terrible out here and it seems hard to find a good girl and that im an absolute broke loser with no money( i said that word for word)" she immediately tells me shes single and thatwhen shes looking for a guy she doesnt care about money or if a guy is broke because she would build with her (mind you she does hair on the side for spare change and makes around 90k a year which is nice for her own) and Im not really interested so I just go with it and tell her about how hard it is finding a guy. So my sisters friends somehow come in the house and they chime in on the conversation and theyre literally like "how are you single youre beautiful" and the girl doing my hair agrees and i tell them the same shit i told the girl, but one of the girls tried to tell me "youre attractive but youll need more looks to hold down a girl" so I shit you not I went into an incel rage and I had wizz opened on my phone and because im always spammed with model comments i opened it and the first messgaes were "omg are you a model you look amazing etc" and from there it went downhill. My sister exposed me for getting surgery and the girls said I shouldnt do any more because im perfect and the girl doing my hair just called me self centered and arrogant etc. so for the last 30 minutes or hour or whatever was them telling me the looks will fade bullshit blah blah
she goes home but before she leave tells my mom to give her number to me and 2 of my sisters friends gave me their socials without prompt which was weird.
tldr im an autistic spastic but because im chad i win the end
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Dnr, But good for u
 
becky slander, dnr

becky is law son
 
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idontlikemyself6 said:
nvm i read it all, beautiful story

now i wanna ascend to chad so i can be a stay at home dad someday
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im questioning dating her cuz tho shes a shit becky she could help me with getting my life on track and my family tried to convince me lel
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
Why are You like This
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autism, like a bit ago i was out with my brother too and I have bad awareness cuz of it too so we walked and he taps me on the shoulder and im like "what" and he says "did you see that?" and i tell him "no i dont really pay attention when im outside much"
so he tells me "a girl looked at you and she said GOD DAMN HES FINE"
so i said "oh ok"
worst part was that he was kinda sad and said "damn thatll never happen to me in my life, why do those guys on tiktok think you have no appeal?" and then he started looking at my face trying to figure out what did it lel
 
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Blackgymmax said:
autism, like a bit ago i was out with my brother too and I have bad awareness cuz of it too so we walked and he taps me on the shoulder and im like "what" and he says "did you see that?" and i tell him "no i dont really pay attention when im outside much"
so he tells me "a girl looked at you and she said GOD DAMN HES FINE"
so i said "oh ok"
worst part was that he was kinda sad and said "damn thatll never happen to me in my life, why do those guys on tiktok think you have no appeal?" and then he started looking at my face trying to figure out what did it lel
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Brutal. your Looks make up for It at Least
 
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Mirin life and surgery fuel
 
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Jgns said:
Mirin life and surgery fuel
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You don't understand how much I want to get hold of the guy who did his cantho.

I know he might deny it, but I need to know.
It's impossible that it was just a pexi, even if it was by bone fixation.

In my opinion

Mirin his eyes area ascension tho
 
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shedontluv-U said:
You don't understand how much I want to get hold of the guy who did his cantho.

I know he might deny it, but I need to know.
It's impossible that it was just a pexi, even if it was by bone fixation.

In my opinion

Mirin his eyes area ascension tho
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@Blackgymmax is this true? That cantho does look good tryna get one myself this year
 
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shedontluv-U said:
You don't understand how much I want to get hold of the guy who did his cantho.

I know he might deny it, but I need to know.
It's impossible that it was just a pexi, even if it was by bone fixation.

In my opinion

Mirin his eyes area ascension tho
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fuck I think his name was
 
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Nigga I literally harassed you on all your social for your cantho , and you are always vague or dnr.

What surgery did you have? In eyes area again ?

I have a message from you about an oculoplast who teaches at the University of San Francisco

I don't remember very Well but You didn't say that he was the one who did your cantho, what was his name again?

@Blackgymmax why you want to gatekeep nigga . Be fr
 
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dnr

Keep in mind op is a 30 year old that brags about people on discord and wizz glazing him.
 
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dnr

Keep in mind op is a 30 year old that brags about people on discord and wizz glazing him.
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You should’ve read because that same shit happened irl
Isn’t that brutal for you
 
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Five years on the forum, 40,000+ posts and still can't format a thread

over
 
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Blackgymmax said:
You should’ve read because that same shit happened irl
Isn’t that brutal for you
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That's good man, you should stick to bragging about that.

Even as an autist I can see how lame it looks to brag about wizz and discord compliment fishing. If you were a kid sure, but you're a grown ass man.
 
Blackgymmax said:
so basically i wear fake ass braid extensions and every 4 weeks I have someone do my hair. Usually its my mom but this time it was some random girl she hired so i was like alright. So she gets there and the first thing she says when she sees me is "oh my god youre so handsome" so I tell her thanks and I try my best to like not talk to her since I dont really care for a becky. However my parents come down and drive the convo which sucked ass. so she asks me if im single and I tell her "yeah because these women are just terrible out here and it seems hard to find a good girl and that im an absolute broke loser with no money( i said that word for word)" she immediately tells me shes single and thatwhen shes looking for a guy she doesnt care about money or if a guy is broke because she would build with her (mind you she does hair on the side for spare change and makes around 90k a year which is nice for her own) and Im not really interested so I just go with it and tell her about how hard it is finding a guy. So my sisters friends somehow come in the house and they chime in on the conversation and theyre literally like "how are you single youre beautiful" and the girl doing my hair agrees and i tell them the same shit i told the girl, but one of the girls tried to tell me "youre attractive but youll need more looks to hold down a girl" so I shit you not I went into an incel rage and I had wizz opened on my phone and because im always spammed with model comments i opened it and the first messgaes were "omg are you a model you look amazing etc" and from there it went downhill. My sister exposed me for getting surgery and the girls said I shouldnt do any more because im perfect and the girl doing my hair just called me self centered and arrogant etc. so for the last 30 minutes or hour or whatever was them telling me the looks will fade bullshit blah blah
she goes home but before she leave tells my mom to give her number to me and 2 of my sisters friends gave me their socials without prompt which was weird.
tldr im an autistic spastic but because im chad i win the end
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ropefuel
 
Alienmaxxer said:
That's good man, you should stick to bragging about that.

Even as an autist I can see how lame it looks to brag about wizz and discord compliment fishing. If you were a kid sure, but you're a grown ass man.
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If I didn’t you guys would think that girls in your age bracket don’t like good dimo.
Really you guys are a little sad that you’re ugly or just plain average which is understandable. Usually the moggers I’m friends with never care
 
Blackgymmax said:
If I didn’t you guys would think that girls in your age bracket don’t like good dimo.
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Wizz and discord is filled with subhumans. An emo version of blackops2cel was getting glazed on those apps lol. If you want proof that you have appeal to younger people, then that isn't the evidence you should use.

It should be based off of tinder and hinge matches and slays with girls in the relevant age range. Wizz lol.
 
Alienmaxxer said:
Wizz and discord is filled with subhumans. An emo version of blackops2cel was getting glazed on those apps lol. If you want proof that you have appeal to younger people, then that isn't the evidence you should use.

It should be based off of tinder and hinge matches and slays with girls in the relevant age range. Wizz lol.
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You are the subhuman bro
You missed the part where they called me human perfection in real life. Now you can’t cope
 
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