alwazzab
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Went to the bank
Got number 144 on waiting
It was number 134 on screen
Waiting
Woman comes up, swedish blonde and young. She looks perfect.
”What do you need”
”Im number 144”
”what is it you are here for”
”___ document”
She leaves to ask a colleague
Comes back
”Do you want _____”
”Yes that will work”
”Do you have this app installed”
”no”
”Lets do it on the computer”
Goes to bank computer
Shes perfect. She keeps holding eye contact. Professional.
Perfect interaction. We do the document
”Document will come via mail and digitally via sms in about a day”
This is the part that fucks me up. I have bad swedish. Emphasis on her being perfect
”Lets pray it comes today” is what I wanted to say in english. I said it in swedish. Doesnt come out the same as it does in english.
Im a third worlder immigrant nigger
”What”
”Lets pray it comes today, The deadline for it is today”
Looks at me like im fucking retarded. I swear if she wasn’t constrained by her profession, she would have told me ”okay, what do you want me to do for you? Print it out my ass?” But instead she looks at me, still holding eye contact and says
”It will come when it comes”
I say thank you and leave.
The world is so fucked up nigga I wish I got an ugly assistant instead.
Got number 144 on waiting
It was number 134 on screen
Waiting
Woman comes up, swedish blonde and young. She looks perfect.
”What do you need”
”Im number 144”
”what is it you are here for”
”___ document”
She leaves to ask a colleague
Comes back
”Do you want _____”
”Yes that will work”
”Do you have this app installed”
”no”
”Lets do it on the computer”
Goes to bank computer
Shes perfect. She keeps holding eye contact. Professional.
Perfect interaction. We do the document
”Document will come via mail and digitally via sms in about a day”
This is the part that fucks me up. I have bad swedish. Emphasis on her being perfect
”Lets pray it comes today” is what I wanted to say in english. I said it in swedish. Doesnt come out the same as it does in english.
Im a third worlder immigrant nigger
”What”
”Lets pray it comes today, The deadline for it is today”
Looks at me like im fucking retarded. I swear if she wasn’t constrained by her profession, she would have told me ”okay, what do you want me to do for you? Print it out my ass?” But instead she looks at me, still holding eye contact and says
”It will come when it comes”
I say thank you and leave.
The world is so fucked up nigga I wish I got an ugly assistant instead.
