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So basically 4-5 years ago where I wasn't blackpilled I was watching peaky blinders, and I was mirin tommy shelbys bones and I wanted to have a big masculine jaw aswell, so I went on google searching "how to get a bigger jaw natrually" and i saw a bunch of reddit threads saying if you chew lots of gum overtime you'll have a bigger jaw, so I started chewing lots of gum and just clench my teeth hard af, now my jaw is fucked literally making clacking noises and shit and my teeth are grinding
 
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So basically 4-5 years ago where I wasn't blackpilled I was watching peaky blinders, and I was mirin tommy shelbys bones and I wanted to have a big masculine jaw aswell, so I went on google searching "how to get a bigger jaw natrually" and i saw a bunch of reddit threads saying if you chew lots of gym overtime you'll have a bigger jaw, so I started chewing lots of gum and just clench my teeth hard af, now my jaw is fucked literally making clacking noises and shit and my teeth are grinding
Lots of gum*
 
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It's you who ruined your life dumb nigger
 
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Lesson: Don't take internet advice seriously
 
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slavic iq
 
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So basically 4-5 years ago where I wasn't blackpilled I was watching peaky blinders, and I was mirin tommy shelbys bones and I wanted to have a big masculine jaw aswell, so I went on google searching "how to get a bigger jaw natrually" and i saw a bunch of reddit threads saying if you chew lots of gum overtime you'll have a bigger jaw, so I started chewing lots of gum and just clench my teeth hard af, now my jaw is fucked literally making clacking noises and shit and my teeth are grinding
bro my ramus or some shit use to make rapid clicking sounds it sounded like someone was knocking the door right next to me. i fixed it though by opening my mouth and pushing my jaw back then closing it :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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bro my ramus or some shit use to make rapid clicking sounds it sounded like someone was knocking the door right next to me. i fixed it though by opening my mouth and pushing my jaw back then closing it :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
My jaw literally makes the sounds a horse makes when it's running and it sometimes gets kinda stuck if I push my jaw too much
 
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describe how it makes the sounds like when you open your mouth or what
 
describe how it makes the sounds like when you open your mouth or what
When I push my jaw to the side it kind of dislocated on the inside I guess and makes that clacking noise, if I do it too much it becomes painful
 
My jaw looks normal but my teeth be grinding and shit and my jaw be clacking like a horse
 

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