ItsOVERBuddyBoyos
6'10 , 300lbs , 10x10NBP can also lick my elbow
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Ok, lets introduce the characters
Lets call the sub5- BOB - Now bob was fat, like not overweight this fucker was huge. He was a white guy like 30ish and had been dumped by his girlfriend of something recently, or some sob story that i didnt really pay attention to. His face might have been normie tier if he was thin but the guy was like a stereotype WOW player type.
Bobs best friend - Landon - Now landon was a MTN, with decent fashion sense and just generally way more NT than Bob, they worked together so that was the only reason they were friends i assume.
My female friend - Becky - Becky was a MTB, but she was a really fun and outgoing girl, and she was one of those girls who could drink half the lads under the table. She had met Landon and they had become friends so their friendship was the link between all 4 of us. She had spent time drinking and hanging around with Landon and Bob before without me.
Me - itsOverBuddyBoyos - So i have known becky really well for ages, we've drunkenly hooked up once before, but there wasn't any feelings there on either side. She hooked up with lots of guys. I had met Landon before and didnt really care for him but w/e. I had never met Bob before.
Ok so work was over and we were planning to go to this club, i text Becky and she said she's skipped work and is already in nearby pub with Landon and that we should go over have a few drinks there first and then all go to the club together. So i go to the pub with 2 others guys and this other girl to meet them. When we get there we all get a table and start hitting the drinks.
Now i should mention Becky had hooked up with me and one of the other guys id brought along, who was a HTN. So once we're in a big group and just talking everyone is having but Bob is just kinda sitting there quietly except to interject sometimes but always in a douchey pedantic knowitall way. His mate Landon is NT enough to join in but Bob just can't seem to add anything to the convo and is just mostly ignored.
He gets up and wants to go play on those machines with the quizzes. He tells the group we should do it and that its fun, but we refuse because we wouldnt have to stand up and crowd around it, and why when we already have seats?
anyway so he turns to leave and asks becky to come with him " i need you becky, you're my good luck charm and you know all the so and so questions" but she refuses. So landon agrees to go with him and leaves the 5 of us now alone.
i covered it super quick here, but all us guys had noticed that Bob was into Becky. So as soon as he's out of earshot we are straight up ripping her, taking the piss and how they make a cute couple. Becky is pissed and just tell us to shut the fuck up basically and that they're just friends.
Anyway so eventually we leave to get to the club, and the 3 of us guys pretty much split from the main group to try and approach girls while landon and bob stay with becky and her friend.
Then its hometime and people are splitting of to walk to the various tube stations we need to get to.
and me becky and bob need to go liverpool street.
and any londoner knows that station has a maccys right next to it.
as we walking home, becky is super drunk and is like leaning on me and holding my arm and i can see bob sulking the whole time.
but i just want to eat food so we get to mcdonalds, we get our food and go outside to get one of these tables.
we are all taking the same train back just getting off at different stops.
and Bob starts telling Becky that we should go and sit in first class because noone is around, i don't really give a fuck but Becky really doesnt want to do that for some reason.
anyway like he's annoyed she doesnt want to go along with his plan, and she reaches over to take one of the mcnuggets.
ok this guy had bought one of those big boxes full of like 20 nuggets or something.
so she goes to grab a nugget and
he swats her hand away ,pulls the box closer and crosses him arms around em to himself to defend his precious mcnuggets.
he's raging now, NO! go eat some of "itsOverBuddyBoyos" food.
and his voice is like cracking almost. he was like ANGRY like couldn't hide it at all.
She's shocked.
i can't help it, i'm fucking laughing out loud right in their face.
i was drunk too, and the whole thing was so funny to me, like gollum with his ring, muh precious nuggets, no mcnuggets for you princess today JFL
of course its now super awkward now so i just say i need to smoke a cig before we jump on the train and walk off.
when i get back becky seems to have calmed the situation
then we get to the train, and this motherfuck goes straight to first class.
becky see's him do this and turns to go sit in 2nd class, so i just follow her.
Bear in mind we are in the first carriage of 2nd class so we can see Bob sitting all alone by himself in the first class carriage. Not a single soul is in there with him.
Throughout the journey i just keep teasing Becky "shame she can't have any mcnuggets how does she feel"
No idea if he could hear us but he could hear the laughing. brutal.
Of course the story gets out and everyone at work is laughing about how this guy won't share his mcnuggets JFL
Was just really an excuse for all the normies to pile in on him for being so fat, so would have been pretty suifuel for him.
But pretty much tanked any status the guy had. All for a mcnugget.
Probably missed and glossed over bits, happy to elaborate if anyone gives a shit.
Lets call the sub5- BOB - Now bob was fat, like not overweight this fucker was huge. He was a white guy like 30ish and had been dumped by his girlfriend of something recently, or some sob story that i didnt really pay attention to. His face might have been normie tier if he was thin but the guy was like a stereotype WOW player type.
Bobs best friend - Landon - Now landon was a MTN, with decent fashion sense and just generally way more NT than Bob, they worked together so that was the only reason they were friends i assume.
My female friend - Becky - Becky was a MTB, but she was a really fun and outgoing girl, and she was one of those girls who could drink half the lads under the table. She had met Landon and they had become friends so their friendship was the link between all 4 of us. She had spent time drinking and hanging around with Landon and Bob before without me.
Me - itsOverBuddyBoyos - So i have known becky really well for ages, we've drunkenly hooked up once before, but there wasn't any feelings there on either side. She hooked up with lots of guys. I had met Landon before and didnt really care for him but w/e. I had never met Bob before.
Ok so work was over and we were planning to go to this club, i text Becky and she said she's skipped work and is already in nearby pub with Landon and that we should go over have a few drinks there first and then all go to the club together. So i go to the pub with 2 others guys and this other girl to meet them. When we get there we all get a table and start hitting the drinks.
Now i should mention Becky had hooked up with me and one of the other guys id brought along, who was a HTN. So once we're in a big group and just talking everyone is having but Bob is just kinda sitting there quietly except to interject sometimes but always in a douchey pedantic knowitall way. His mate Landon is NT enough to join in but Bob just can't seem to add anything to the convo and is just mostly ignored.
He gets up and wants to go play on those machines with the quizzes. He tells the group we should do it and that its fun, but we refuse because we wouldnt have to stand up and crowd around it, and why when we already have seats?
anyway so he turns to leave and asks becky to come with him " i need you becky, you're my good luck charm and you know all the so and so questions" but she refuses. So landon agrees to go with him and leaves the 5 of us now alone.
i covered it super quick here, but all us guys had noticed that Bob was into Becky. So as soon as he's out of earshot we are straight up ripping her, taking the piss and how they make a cute couple. Becky is pissed and just tell us to shut the fuck up basically and that they're just friends.
Anyway so eventually we leave to get to the club, and the 3 of us guys pretty much split from the main group to try and approach girls while landon and bob stay with becky and her friend.
Then its hometime and people are splitting of to walk to the various tube stations we need to get to.
and me becky and bob need to go liverpool street.
and any londoner knows that station has a maccys right next to it.
as we walking home, becky is super drunk and is like leaning on me and holding my arm and i can see bob sulking the whole time.
but i just want to eat food so we get to mcdonalds, we get our food and go outside to get one of these tables.
we are all taking the same train back just getting off at different stops.
and Bob starts telling Becky that we should go and sit in first class because noone is around, i don't really give a fuck but Becky really doesnt want to do that for some reason.
anyway like he's annoyed she doesnt want to go along with his plan, and she reaches over to take one of the mcnuggets.
ok this guy had bought one of those big boxes full of like 20 nuggets or something.
so she goes to grab a nugget and
he swats her hand away ,pulls the box closer and crosses him arms around em to himself to defend his precious mcnuggets.
he's raging now, NO! go eat some of "itsOverBuddyBoyos" food.
and his voice is like cracking almost. he was like ANGRY like couldn't hide it at all.
She's shocked.
i can't help it, i'm fucking laughing out loud right in their face.
i was drunk too, and the whole thing was so funny to me, like gollum with his ring, muh precious nuggets, no mcnuggets for you princess today JFL
of course its now super awkward now so i just say i need to smoke a cig before we jump on the train and walk off.
when i get back becky seems to have calmed the situation
then we get to the train, and this motherfuck goes straight to first class.
becky see's him do this and turns to go sit in 2nd class, so i just follow her.
Bear in mind we are in the first carriage of 2nd class so we can see Bob sitting all alone by himself in the first class carriage. Not a single soul is in there with him.
Throughout the journey i just keep teasing Becky "shame she can't have any mcnuggets how does she feel"
No idea if he could hear us but he could hear the laughing. brutal.
Of course the story gets out and everyone at work is laughing about how this guy won't share his mcnuggets JFL
Was just really an excuse for all the normies to pile in on him for being so fat, so would have been pretty suifuel for him.
But pretty much tanked any status the guy had. All for a mcnugget.
Probably missed and glossed over bits, happy to elaborate if anyone gives a shit.
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