foid_annihilation
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GIGA STORYTIME THREAD
big ass thread idk why im making this cause everyones gonna dnr but ok
So this takes place in 7th grade, i was very unpopular at my school and i also always went to the bathroom during class to just be on my phone cause i was bored,
so much so that people acknowledged that fact and even joked about it.
Instead of having a regular soap dispenser at my school we had a regural bottle of liquid soap that mfs used but for some reason the soap literally stinked like shit but i didnt think much of it and just didnt use it often.
So one day in 2nd period i go to the bathroom as usual, and we have this very weird thing at my school where you have to write your name in a notebook next to the principals office and then get the keys for the bathroom to go and this is like to prevent people from skipping class by going to the bathroom often or sum i guess but anyways i was too bored to write my name in this time i just took the keys and went.
Since at my school you have to get keys for the bathroom and go one person at a time a mf from grade 9 knocks on the bathroom door to go inside and i open up and idk what this mfs problem was but he asked me very persistently if i wrote my name in the notebook and i didnt think much of it so i lied and said yes (horrible mistake).
Anyways i went back to class and didnt think much of it but at the next lunch break a different nigga from grade 9 grabs me and tells me that someone peed in the bottle of soap and i start laughing cause that shits hilarious like who tf would do that and i also thought this mf was trolling then he tells me that he thinks that i was the one that did it and i was like wtf i didnt do shit and he was like ok and i didnt think much of it i thought this nigga was trolling and just went on with my day.
Near the end of the next lunch break however the principal gathers us outside of the school to announce the news to everyone in disbelief, and immediately i thought "everyone is gonna blame me for this even with no proof even tho i didnt do it" because like i said i was very unpopular at my school.
And just as im thinking that i see a lot of the popular girls in my class talk to eachother while looking at me and that was the moment i knew i was fucked.
To make things worse the break before seventh period the principal called me to the office to question me about it cause obviously rumors were going around that i did it and then i was hit with a fucking nuke to the head by what i heard.
Remember how i didnt write my name in the notebook because i was too lazy to and then insisted that i had written my name in the notebook to that kid in 9th grade?
Turns out that was a huge mistake and the cause of my downfall cause that kid was also questioned by the principal along with everyone else who had went to the bathroom that day and that kid told them that i hadnt written my name in and went and they used that as evidence to support that i was the one that did it and like didnt write my name in so that people wouldnt know i went to the bathroom and i wouldnt get caught "peeing in the soap".
I denied every allegation thrown at me and when they asked me who i thought did it i said i didnt know but if i had to guess it would be someone from 9th grade (aot level foreshadowing) however the school was convinced that someone from grade 7 had done it.
And when i stepped outside the principals office i shit you not more than half the school was waiting outside all looking at me, i went to seventh period which was the last of the day and i knew i was fucked everyone in town is gonna think im a weirdo and i was damn near having a fucking panic attack but long story short EVERYONE was convinced that i had done it i got bullied for i and was made out to be a weirdo by basically everyone only my few close friends knew that i wouldnt have done this shit but everyone else thought i did however nobody got suspended or expelled for it cause the school couldnt prove anyone had done it.
A couple of months go by and im at the gym with one of my closest friends who went to grade 9 at my school. We are in the changing room just talking like usual and he brings up the whole pee in soap incident which is something i didnt really wanna talk about cause i was sensitive about it andd he knew that however while talking to me about it he said something very strange:
"even if you did do it it isnt anything crazy cause i also did that twice when i was in grade 7 and grade 8 at that school"
i was flabbergasted i was like this nigga is crazy wtf is he talking about and then i started to think to myself "what if HE did it" since this nigga just told me he does this shit yearly. However id never even suspected him cause i trusted him more than anyone at that point (looking back i was stupid cause he also lied all the time about everything something i later found out).
We talk about something else for a couple of minutes and then out of nowhere he drops the greatest irl plot twist ive ever seen right at my face
"i did it a 3rd year in a row"
my world was flipped upside down in that moment i genuinely couldnt believe what i was hearing and the crazy part is this nigga wasnt even in the list of suspects like wasnt even in the conversation not a single person suspected the fact that he did it and looking back were not friends anymore and this dude was a complete weirdo and basically a fucking chud i just couldnt see it at the time but looking back it makes complete sense.
Also all this soap incident shit went down in like early april. Remember how i said that the soap always smelled like shit for some reason?
Turns out this nigga did that shit in DECEMBER and people didnt realize it til april, meaning that i along with countless other innocent kids were washing our hands with my homies piss
.
Anyways most people kinda just forgot about it but to this day everyone still thinks that i did it they never found out except for my closest friends whom he also told later on.
I swear to god this isnt tales this shit actually happened i dont know why i made this thread no one will read it anyways
big ass thread idk why im making this cause everyones gonna dnr but ok
So this takes place in 7th grade, i was very unpopular at my school and i also always went to the bathroom during class to just be on my phone cause i was bored,
so much so that people acknowledged that fact and even joked about it.
Instead of having a regular soap dispenser at my school we had a regural bottle of liquid soap that mfs used but for some reason the soap literally stinked like shit but i didnt think much of it and just didnt use it often.
So one day in 2nd period i go to the bathroom as usual, and we have this very weird thing at my school where you have to write your name in a notebook next to the principals office and then get the keys for the bathroom to go and this is like to prevent people from skipping class by going to the bathroom often or sum i guess but anyways i was too bored to write my name in this time i just took the keys and went.
Since at my school you have to get keys for the bathroom and go one person at a time a mf from grade 9 knocks on the bathroom door to go inside and i open up and idk what this mfs problem was but he asked me very persistently if i wrote my name in the notebook and i didnt think much of it so i lied and said yes (horrible mistake).
Anyways i went back to class and didnt think much of it but at the next lunch break a different nigga from grade 9 grabs me and tells me that someone peed in the bottle of soap and i start laughing cause that shits hilarious like who tf would do that and i also thought this mf was trolling then he tells me that he thinks that i was the one that did it and i was like wtf i didnt do shit and he was like ok and i didnt think much of it i thought this nigga was trolling and just went on with my day.
Near the end of the next lunch break however the principal gathers us outside of the school to announce the news to everyone in disbelief, and immediately i thought "everyone is gonna blame me for this even with no proof even tho i didnt do it" because like i said i was very unpopular at my school.
And just as im thinking that i see a lot of the popular girls in my class talk to eachother while looking at me and that was the moment i knew i was fucked.
To make things worse the break before seventh period the principal called me to the office to question me about it cause obviously rumors were going around that i did it and then i was hit with a fucking nuke to the head by what i heard.
Remember how i didnt write my name in the notebook because i was too lazy to and then insisted that i had written my name in the notebook to that kid in 9th grade?
Turns out that was a huge mistake and the cause of my downfall cause that kid was also questioned by the principal along with everyone else who had went to the bathroom that day and that kid told them that i hadnt written my name in and went and they used that as evidence to support that i was the one that did it and like didnt write my name in so that people wouldnt know i went to the bathroom and i wouldnt get caught "peeing in the soap".
I denied every allegation thrown at me and when they asked me who i thought did it i said i didnt know but if i had to guess it would be someone from 9th grade (aot level foreshadowing) however the school was convinced that someone from grade 7 had done it.
And when i stepped outside the principals office i shit you not more than half the school was waiting outside all looking at me, i went to seventh period which was the last of the day and i knew i was fucked everyone in town is gonna think im a weirdo and i was damn near having a fucking panic attack but long story short EVERYONE was convinced that i had done it i got bullied for i and was made out to be a weirdo by basically everyone only my few close friends knew that i wouldnt have done this shit but everyone else thought i did however nobody got suspended or expelled for it cause the school couldnt prove anyone had done it.
A couple of months go by and im at the gym with one of my closest friends who went to grade 9 at my school. We are in the changing room just talking like usual and he brings up the whole pee in soap incident which is something i didnt really wanna talk about cause i was sensitive about it andd he knew that however while talking to me about it he said something very strange:
"even if you did do it it isnt anything crazy cause i also did that twice when i was in grade 7 and grade 8 at that school"
i was flabbergasted i was like this nigga is crazy wtf is he talking about and then i started to think to myself "what if HE did it" since this nigga just told me he does this shit yearly. However id never even suspected him cause i trusted him more than anyone at that point (looking back i was stupid cause he also lied all the time about everything something i later found out).
We talk about something else for a couple of minutes and then out of nowhere he drops the greatest irl plot twist ive ever seen right at my face
"i did it a 3rd year in a row"
my world was flipped upside down in that moment i genuinely couldnt believe what i was hearing and the crazy part is this nigga wasnt even in the list of suspects like wasnt even in the conversation not a single person suspected the fact that he did it and looking back were not friends anymore and this dude was a complete weirdo and basically a fucking chud i just couldnt see it at the time but looking back it makes complete sense.
Also all this soap incident shit went down in like early april. Remember how i said that the soap always smelled like shit for some reason?
Turns out this nigga did that shit in DECEMBER and people didnt realize it til april, meaning that i along with countless other innocent kids were washing our hands with my homies piss
.Anyways most people kinda just forgot about it but to this day everyone still thinks that i did it they never found out except for my closest friends whom he also told later on.
I swear to god this isnt tales this shit actually happened i dont know why i made this thread no one will read it anyways
