Storytime- I almost had sex with a hiplet 🤢🤢 GTFIH

[spust]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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[GoErOnFoids]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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you chokeheld her and raped her we know bro

 

[Zenis]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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[spust]

BUMP

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Dnr sexhaver

 

[Deleted member 414310]

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bro i've seen you post this 4 times in the last hour

 

[Zenis]

bro i've seen you post this 4 times in the last hour

Applies to half the posts users on this forum make.

 

[spust]

Dnr sexhaver

nah bro im just like you the story is not real (dont tell nobody jfl)

 

[Rira Reincarnated]

Tales from New Delhi.

 

[ysaye]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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tales of karachi

 

[Foam]

• Foam inserts.

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hey lol

 

[spust]

hey lol

 

[DarkAscender]

Fakest story ever

 

[Nodal]

dnr

 

[bdizzle1]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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mirin

 

[Mor.Kei]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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Dude thought of a sex fantasy while jerking off and decided to post it

 

[spust]

Dude thought of a sex fantasy while jerking off and decided to post it

No nigger ew

 

[Mor.Kei]

No nigger ew

Nigga we all know you invented this shit, did Elliot himself come in spirit form to give you a medal too?

 

[spust]

Nigga we all know you invented this shit, did Elliot himself come in spirit form to give you a medal too?

It might have happened but i don’t remember cause i was drunk as shit

 

[Mor.Kei]

It might have happened but i don’t remember cause i was drunk as shit

I guess bro

 

[shortbeasts.alt]

Alright, I need to get this off my chest because it’s the most chaotic shit that has ever happened to me.
Met this girl at a party - htb, body looked insane, crazy hourglass figure, wide hips. We vibe, head back to her place, and things are moving fast.
We get to the bedroom, and things take a turn. As she gets ready, it becomes clear she was using some serious enhancements to achieve that look. It turns out she had used padding to create a specific silhouette, and suddenly the illusion was gone.
It wasn't just standard shapewear; it was a full-on construction project. When she adjusted her clothes, the "engineering" became visible:

• Foam inserts.
• Rolled-up socks.
• Silicone pads.

I was stunned. I looked at the gear, then at her, and shouted, "Why you tryna fraud on me bitch!?"
She realized the secret was out and, instead of being embarrassed, she punched me in the face. I got hella mad, started insulting her and grabbed her into the chokehold until she lost consciousness. After that i gave her few punches and escaped her place. The fact that i almost had sex with a hiplet is the scariest shit that has ever happened to me.

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DNR

 

[spust]

DNR

kys grey faggot

 

[shortbeasts.alt]

kys grey faggot

Dnr

 

[shortbeasts.alt]

Dnr

Niggas get vip and start spamming the nerd emoji