Storytime: my childhood friend went transgender

[Imretarded?]

Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs

 

[Gonthar]

So did you have sex with him, or it would be gay, I'm confused...

 

[Imretarded?]

So did you have sex with him, or it would be gay, I'm confused...

They're on other side of country now. I like pussy my dude.

@PrinceLuenLeoncur @Gengar @Jason Voorhees thoughts?

 

[Darkeningstar]

Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro

You're not gay

 

[Imretarded?]

You're not gay

yeah....

 

[beefliverontop]

yeah....
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You want me to leak our mommy roleplay?

 

[beefliverontop]

Go sex him/her
Sex is just a spectrum
(Mods dis a joke)

 

[Imretarded?]

You want me to leak our mommy roleplay?

Go sex him/her
Sex is just a spectrum
(Mods dis a joke)

The one where you get cucked?

 

[beefliverontop]

The one where you get cucked?

Look…. I want you, not tomoko. Idc if u fucked her ugly ass……

 

[Imretarded?]

Look…. I want you, not tomoko. Idc if u fucked her ugly ass……

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Tales from the fishiest slum in Mogadishu

 

[romanstock]

too much music indulgence is no different to drugs

 

[beefliverontop]

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Cute

 

[Imretarded?]

Tales from the fishiest slum in Mogadishu

yes

too much music indulgence is no different to drugs

huh wdym by this?

Cute

cat likes katchup

 

[romanstock]

yes

huh wdym by this?

cat likes katchup

you haven't noticed that every person who's into music isn't mentally healthy? anything that makes you 'feel good' produces chemicals in your brain overindulged will then produce side effects in other areas of the brain. you can't overindulge in anything. nothing to excess.

 

[beefliverontop]

yes

huh wdym by this?

cat likes katchup

Man your so cute. I love you bhai

 

[Imretarded?]

you haven't noticed that every person who's into music isn't mentally healthy? anything that makes you 'feel good' produces chemicals in your brain overindulged will then produce side effects in other areas of the brain. you can't overindulge in anything. nothing to excess.

fuck that ill over indulge in militarism

Man your so cute. I love you bhai

i was tryna upload the cutest avi aver but file too big

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

Yeah transgenders are disgusting people

 

[Imretarded?]

Yeah transgenders are disgusting people

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs

dont fucking use "they" when referring to a fruit loop.. its an insult to people like me. stop following asshole virtual signals.

 

[beefliverontop]

I love you bhai

I love you too
(You didnt say it back.. so i will say it for you)

 

[Imretarded?]

dont fucking use "they" when referring to a fruit loop.. its an insult to people like me. stop following asshole virtual signals.

I don't care about schizos like you man

I love you too
(You didnt say it back.. so i will say it for you)

Love you

 

[iblamechico]

I don't care about schizos like you man

Aye watch your mouth man

 

[beefliverontop]

Love you

Awwww… thank you man..
Your such a kind soul

 

[Imretarded?]

Awwww… thank you man..
Your such a kind soul

 

[beefliverontop]

StoP reacting with these gay ass gifs.
Your making me feel uncomfortable

 

[iloveboobs]

*OP is talking about himself

 

[Imretarded?]

*OP is talking about himself

shhhhh

 

[Gonthar]

They're on other side of country now. I like pussy my dude.

Yes, but now she will have a trans-pussy and a bussy(and you can count her mouth-pussy as well, there's a trend now to re-name everything by adding a "-pussy" to it...).

 

[halloweed]

Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs

Parasite pill

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

is the tldr that OP turned zim's friend into a faggot?

 

[halloweed]

@LOOKISM-LOGIC parasite pill

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

@LOOKISM-LOGIC parasite pill

Yeah could be tbh.

Its a schizo theory, but it certainly is worth acknowledging.

 

[flippasav]

Fuckthat dude

 

[Imretarded?]

Yes, but now she will have a trans-pussy and a bussy(and you can count her mouth-pussy as well, there's a trend now to re-name everything by adding a "-pussy" to it...).

yeah its a bit funky

Parasite pill

@LOOKISM-LOGIC parasite pill

Yeah could be tbh,

wtf is that?

is the tldr that OP turned zim's friend into a faggot?

Nah actually their brother went trans first. He's basically a fucking stereotype. Trans ogre who can't pass for shit.

I remember them being a giga aspie piece of shit .

My friend went trans a bit after.

Fuckthat dude

i aint gay tho

 

[iloveboobs]

shhhhh

im gonna tell on you

 

[Imretarded?]

im gonna tell on you

im sorry ill do whatever you want

 

[iloveboobs]

im sorry ill do whatever you want

send money for kebab pwease?

 

[Imretarded?]

send money for kebab pwease?

just shoplift nigga ffs

 

[iloveboobs]

just shoplift nigga ffs

just shoplift from a restaurant

 

[Imretarded?]

just shoplift from a restaurant

yeah. order food and just leave after eating man

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs

Honestly this is just sad. Im kinda glad I live in a shithole so I dont have to see or deal with these people all the time. Poor guy man, I feel even worse for his parents and how they'd feel on the inside, but have to put a fake facade up because of others and inherent parental love. Just sad.

 

[iloveboobs]

yeah. order food and just leave after eating man

you have to pay first dummy

 

[Imretarded?]

Honestly this is just sad. Im kinda glad I live in a shithole so I dont have to see or deal with these people all the time. Poor guy man, I feel even worse for his parents and how they'd feel on the inside, but have to put a fake facade up because of others and inherent parental love. Just sad.

nigga both their kids went trans

its funny tbh

you have to pay first dummy

what? since when? My country you order and pay as you leave

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

*OP is talking about himself

Seems likely honestly. He acts way too zesty even for a twink

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

nigga both their kids went trans

its funny tbh

Fuck thats suifuel honestly

 

[iloveboobs]

Seems likely honestly. He acts way too zesty even for a twink

oh if only you knew...

 

[iloveboobs]

what? since when? My country you order and pay as you leave

shitralia

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

oh if only you knew...

Are you two members of the secret .org gay society

 

[Imretarded?]

Seems likely honestly. He acts way too zesty even for a twink

hey! im just a lightskin nigga

Fuck thats suifuel honestly

don't worry. they're mixed race. AMWF.

shitralia

shoplifttralia

Are you two members of the secret .org gay society

yeh