Storytime: my childhood friend went transgender

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Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened:hnghn: their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

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So did you have sex with him, or it would be gay, I'm confused...
 
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Gonthar said:
So did you have sex with him, or it would be gay, I'm confused...
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They're on other side of country now. I like pussy my dude.

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Imretarded? said:
Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened:hnghn: their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro
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You're not gay
 
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Darkeningstar said:
You're not gay
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yeah....
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Go sex him/her
Sex is just a spectrum
(Mods dis a joke)
 
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Tales from the fishiest slum in Mogadishu
 
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too much music indulgence is no different to drugs
 
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Imretarded? said:
yes :feelshah:

huh wdym by this?

cat likes katchup
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you haven't noticed that every person who's into music isn't mentally healthy? anything that makes you 'feel good' produces chemicals in your brain overindulged will then produce side effects in other areas of the brain. you can't overindulge in anything. nothing to excess.
 
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romanstock said:
you haven't noticed that every person who's into music isn't mentally healthy? anything that makes you 'feel good' produces chemicals in your brain overindulged will then produce side effects in other areas of the brain. you can't overindulge in anything. nothing to excess.
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fuck that ill over indulge in militarism

beefliverontop said:
Man your so cute. I love you bhai💙
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i was tryna upload the cutest avi aver but file too big:ogre:
 
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Yeah transgenders are disgusting people
 
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Imretarded? said:
Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened:hnghn: their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs
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dont fucking use "they" when referring to a fruit loop.. its an insult to people like me. stop following asshole virtual signals.
 
*OP is talking about himself
 
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Imretarded? said:
They're on other side of country now. I like pussy my dude.
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Yes, but now she will have a trans-pussy and a bussy(and you can count her mouth-pussy as well, there's a trend now to re-name everything by adding a "-pussy" to it...:feelskek:).
 
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Imretarded? said:
Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened:hnghn: their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs
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Parasite pill
 
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is the tldr that OP turned zim's friend into a faggot?
 
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@LOOKISM-LOGIC parasite pill
 
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Fuckthat dude
 
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Gonthar said:
Yes, but now she will have a trans-pussy and a bussy(and you can count her mouth-pussy as well, there's a trend now to re-name everything by adding a "-pussy" to it...:feelskek:).
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yeah its a bit funky
halloweed said:
Parasite pill
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halloweed said:
@LOOKISM-LOGIC parasite pill
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LOOKISM-LOGIC said:
Yeah could be tbh,
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wtf is that?
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is the tldr that OP turned zim's friend into a faggot?
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Nah actually their brother went trans first. He's basically a fucking stereotype. Trans ogre who can't pass for shit.

I remember them being a giga aspie piece of shit .

My friend went trans a bit after.

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Fuckthat dude
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i aint gay tho:hnghn:
 
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Imretarded? said:
Okay this is not tales from mumbai. It's all legit.

So basically my childhood best friend who is into music, part of a band n shit, moved away to city far off. So they basically bleached hair (mirin aryan maxxing) and started transitioning.

Few months ago they told me about how they got back blown out and got dumped by gay chad.

Fast forward to today, they're speaking in an ebonics / gay fusion accent and talk about sex all the time. Wtf happened:hnghn: their personality changed completely.

ngl these changes are making me homophobic


This is my live honest reaction


Am I really like that when I act gay? Bro, that shit is annoying.

@Darkeningstar @Bomber517 @kaligula567 @beefliverontop @Xangsane @Putin @Nazi Germany @IAMNOTANINCEL @try2beme @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆. @shia.jihadist @iloveboobs @Debetro @noobs
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Honestly this is just sad. Im kinda glad I live in a shithole so I dont have to see or deal with these people all the time. Poor guy man, I feel even worse for his parents and how they'd feel on the inside, but have to put a fake facade up because of others and inherent parental love. Just sad.
 
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Gilbert_Durandal said:
Honestly this is just sad. Im kinda glad I live in a shithole so I dont have to see or deal with these people all the time. Poor guy man, I feel even worse for his parents and how they'd feel on the inside, but have to put a fake facade up because of others and inherent parental love. Just sad.
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nigga both their kids went trans:ROFLMAO:

its funny tbh
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you have to pay first dummy
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what? since when? My country you order and pay as you leave:feelsgood:
 
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