[STORYTIME] one of my peers fell for the Instagram thot bots

[FastBananaCEO]

We've all seen those fake horny scammer messages.

Well, one of those fake thot bots who pretend to want sex trolled my peer. Somehow the scammer on the other end convinced him to send a picture of his dick.


The bot held him ransom for $200, which he bummed off one of my mutual friends to pay the bot in exchange for not leaking his dick out to people.

It didn't work cuz the bot ended up sharing the picture to 500+ people and apparently, he has a shrimp dick

This guy was an asshole from the few times I interacted with him, so I don't feel too bad but I mean if you're this stupid you deserve it. Oh, and he's 5' 6" so fuck this retarded manlet

@Vermilioncore @AlexBrown84 @uglymug2 jfl at this autism

 

[FastBananaCEO]

@Xangsane too since you always tag me in your posts

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nigga I have a feeling this happened to you

 

[AlexBrown84]

Interesting

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Nigga I have a feeling this happened to you

Bruh I FUCKING WISH. Not even scammers find me attractive enough to hit up

 

[Deleted member 8904]

not funny bro a kid killed himself cause this happened to him

 

[FastBananaCEO]

not funny bro a kid killed himself cause this happened to him

hope this manlet fag does the same

he's been """"depressed"""" as of late so hopefully this causes him to off himself

 

[Deleted member 17311]

@luljankybo

 

[Deleted member 17531]

@luljankybo

why you tag me?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

@Chad1212 aka best mod sticky this shit I wanna remind people of the dangers of being a bluepilled manlet fag

 

[Deleted member 17311]

why you tag me?

same incident with the mclovin kid

 

[FastBananaCEO]

same incident with the mclovin kid

what happened to the mclovin kid

 

[Deleted member 17531]

same incident with the mclovin kid

yea very similar tbh
mclovin kid actually got jumped a few weeks back for ruining a track meet by being slow asf

 

[Deleted member 17531]

what happened to the mclovin kid

kid i know had the same shit happen to him, he is mclovin phenotype

 

[Deleted member 19101]

I posted my dick on discord before ngl

 

[Alexanderr]

@Chad1212 aka best mod sticky this shit I wanna remind people of the dangers of being a bluepilled manlet fag

You really just edited me out like that?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

You really just edited me out like that?

depends on whether you'll sticky the post and then maybe my mod rankings will change

 

[Deleted member 17311]

RoBoBhai how tall are you?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

RoBoBhai how tall are you?

6’ 1” manlet

 

[Deleted member 17311]

6’ 1” manlet

just run dravidian bbc game on white whores

 

[FastBananaCEO]

just run dravidian bbc game on white whores

I do bro