Storytime! this girl i like got my head going crazy

[Hernan]

i've been going crazy in my mentally ill head over this dirty blonde since a while now after that tall bitch stuff went to shit.
this one is 100% my type, hot blonde with an amazing sense of fashion and style, enough said.
now, i was at work today, worst day ever btw but thats another thing, and i asked for help to my colleague.
Not the one with the nice ass and boobs but another, i'm one of the only guys working there of my age,
its around 10 to 2 i think and im the better looking one.
She's young and by far the best one i could have asked for help cus shes real and mature, <<somehow>>.

she said i should just send her an ig follow request because i was thinking about doing it, so things are already set in motion.
Spare me the "you're a retard" or whatever. my ig fresh ash too.
but... this is her instagram:

400+ followers and 700+ following, wont go into her posts details etc thats too much risking it.

How this shit got me bugging rn:

i know @carrotmaxxer would love this, kisses to you baby when you read this pookie.

So like i said, she already got the notification probably if she opened her instagram today.
I got BSSO thursday and after vacation i might go talk to her.

What the fuck do i do?​

@Rxndependant @Acromegaly_Chad @Amnesia @HighTierNormie @Aesthetic legendary lineup
@lifestyle21873 (RIP, this would have been even more legendary)

 

[Hernan]

@iblamegenetics- @cortisolspike tagging my pookies aswell.
@NorwoodAscender @JL~ @Gargantuan

 

[Hernan]

@iblamegenetics- @cortisolspike tagging my pookies aswell.
@NorwoodAscender @JL~ @Gargantuan

@SlayerJonas and my niggas ofcourse.

 

[childishkillah]

Send her a cum tribute to assert dominance

 

[PrettyLights]

you're a retard jfl dnr niggerbabble + tails

 

[cortisolspike]

I got BSSO thursday

​

you lucky bastard

 

[SlayerJonas]

High follower/following count only means she's a well integrated part of society as women naturally are. talk to her and you'll find your answer

 

[Mogs Me]

When you lowkey tryna convince yourself yo crush isn’t a hoe with 400 followes and 700 following but you peep a bible quote on her bio

 

[cortisolspike]

voted and thanks for the tag

id say just follow her, maybe like one of her photos in highlights. if you got a chance then shoot her a message.

maybe id wait for tommorow tho so it doesnt look like you waited for her all day.

 

[cortisolspike]

High follower/following count only means she's a well integrated part of society as women naturally are. talk to her and you'll find your answer

nicely said.

 

[childishkillah]

When you lowkey tryna convince yourself yo crush isn’t a hoe with 400 followes and 700 following but you peep a bible quote on her bio

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That's a pretty normal count tbh

 

[Hernan]

you're a retard jfl dnr niggerbabble + tails

so low iq you couldnt spell tales properly.

Send her a cum tribute to assert dominance

dnrd btw.

you lucky bastard

after 1 year of delay you better fucking believe im in my fullest right.

High follower/following count only means she's a well integrated part of society as women naturally are. talk to her and you'll find your answer

IF she accepts and follows back. im so regretting this but its too late. and not even a rep huh you motherfucker?

When you lowkey tryna convince yourself yo crush isn’t a hoe with 400 followes and 700 following but you peep a bible quote on her bio

View attachment 4829874

real asfuck my brodie, but i always keep a slight window open for an exception so i wont be too quick to be negative.

voted and thanks for the tag

id say just follow her, maybe like one of her photos in highlights. if you got a chance then shoot her a message.

maybe id wait for tommorow tho so it doesnt look like you waited for her all day.

mal sehen, idk if she will even follow me back.

 

[illusion]

Generally the opposing is worse, when they have a super low following/follower count as an attractive woman. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence, in fact it's the evidence of the exact opposite in these scenarios. Kind of like if you check their phone and they apparently haven't texted a man since 1942.

I'd say go for it, who knows maybe in 10 years it'll be the best decision you ever made. Wish you the best!

 

[PrettyLights]

so low iq you couldnt spell tales properly.

dnrd btw.

after 1 year of delay you better fucking believe im in my fullest right.

IF she accepts and follows back. im so regretting this but its too late. and not even a rep huh you motherfucker?

real asfuck my brodie, but i always keep a slight window open for an exception so i wont be too quick to be negative.

mal sehen, idk if she will even follow me back.

doesn't change the fact that this shit is utter tails. cope normiefag

 

[Rxndependant]

i've been going crazy in my mentally ill head over this dirty blonde since a while now after that tall bitch stuff went to shit.
this one is 100% my type, hot blonde with an amazing sense of fashion and style, enough said.
now, i was at work today, worst day ever btw but thats another thing, and i asked for help to my colleague.
Not the one with the nice ass and boobs but another, i'm one of the only guys working there of my age,
its around 10 to 2 i think and im the better looking one.
She's young and by far the best one i could have asked for help cus shes real and mature, <<somehow>>.

she said i should just send her an ig follow request because i was thinking about doing it, so things are already set in motion.
Spare me the "you're a retard" or whatever. my ig fresh ash too.
but... this is her instagram:
View attachment 4829728
400+ followers and 700+ following, wont go into her posts details etc thats too much risking it.

How this shit got me bugging rn:
View attachment 4829732
i know @carrotmaxxer would love this, kisses to you baby when you read this pookie.

So like i said, she already got the notification probably if she opened her instagram today.
I got BSSO thursday and after vacation i might go talk to her.

What the fuck do i do?​

@Rxndependant @Acromegaly_Chad @Amnesia @HighTierNormie @Aesthetic legendary lineup
@lifestyle21873 (RIP, this would have been even more legendary)

Why fear rejection, being low inb is ideal because you will eventually get someone.

 

[Hernan]

Generally the opposing is worse, when they have a super low following/follower count as an attractive woman. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence, in fact it's the evidence of the exact opposite in these scenarios. Kind of like if you check their phone and they apparently haven't texted a man since 1942.

I'd say go for it, who knows maybe in 10 years it'll be the best decision you ever made. Wish you the best!

thank you!!!

doesn't change the fact that this shit is utter tails. cope normiefag

your award for this post.

 

[Hernan]

Why fear rejection, being low inb is ideal because you will eventually get someone.

after i destroyed my barely standing social status just fucking lol.

 

[childishkillah]

dnrd btw.

 

[ascension]

Bro said "storytime!" like it's reddit @asdvek

 

[asdvek]

Bro said "storytime!" like it's reddit @asdvek

idek what he's babbling about lmfao

 

[Psocho]

instagram ratio looks good.

do not approach a girl with 2:1 followers/follow ratio

mostly attention starved hoes.

what a good ratio looks like (mine for example):

you can approach her!

 

[HtnceI]

doesn't change the fact that this shit is utter tails. cope normiefag

Nigga got banned

 

[User28823]

Send her a cum tribute to assert dominance

high T minds think alike..

 

[Daddy's Home]

i'm one of the only guys working there of my age

she said i should just send her an ig follow request

She wants the production of your balls in her uterus, so you know what you need to do as a man about that..

Her Insta is very good, no reason to worry

Talk to her as soon as possible after your last interaction so she doesn't lose you from her memory

Show her that you are truly interested. Switch as quickly as you can from text to call on the phone, and after some time face time and obv try to speed up and frequent real-life outings as much as possible, for real interaction

 

[kababcel]

i've been going crazy in my mentally ill head over this dirty blonde since a while now after that tall bitch stuff went to shit.
this one is 100% my type, hot blonde with an amazing sense of fashion and style, enough said.
now, i was at work today, worst day ever btw but thats another thing, and i asked for help to my colleague.
Not the one with the nice ass and boobs but another, i'm one of the only guys working there of my age,
its around 10 to 2 i think and im the better looking one.
She's young and by far the best one i could have asked for help cus shes real and mature, <<somehow>>.

she said i should just send her an ig follow request because i was thinking about doing it, so things are already set in motion.
Spare me the "you're a retard" or whatever. my ig fresh ash too.
but... this is her instagram:
View attachment 4829728
400+ followers and 700+ following, wont go into her posts details etc thats too much risking it.

How this shit got me bugging rn:
View attachment 4829732
i know @carrotmaxxer would love this, kisses to you baby when you read this pookie.

So like i said, she already got the notification probably if she opened her instagram today.
I got BSSO thursday and after vacation i might go talk to her.

What the fuck do i do?​

@Rxndependant @Acromegaly_Chad @Amnesia @HighTierNormie @Aesthetic legendary lineup
@lifestyle21873 (RIP, this would have been even more legendary)

You have a chance, dont get too attached and invested quickly tho until she gives you some clear signs

 

[lurker14]

Send her a cum tribute to assert dominance

poop pic with cock>cum tribute

 

[Rhevan]

i've been going crazy in my mentally ill head over this dirty blonde since a while now after that tall bitch stuff went to shit.
this one is 100% my type, hot blonde with an amazing sense of fashion and style, enough said.
now, i was at work today, worst day ever btw but thats another thing, and i asked for help to my colleague.
Not the one with the nice ass and boobs but another, i'm one of the only guys working there of my age,
its around 10 to 2 i think and im the better looking one.
She's young and by far the best one i could have asked for help cus shes real and mature, <<somehow>>.

she said i should just send her an ig follow request because i was thinking about doing it, so things are already set in motion.
Spare me the "you're a retard" or whatever. my ig fresh ash too.
but... this is her instagram:
View attachment 4829728
400+ followers and 700+ following, wont go into her posts details etc thats too much risking it.

How this shit got me bugging rn:
View attachment 4829732
i know @carrotmaxxer would love this, kisses to you baby when you read this pookie.

So like i said, she already got the notification probably if she opened her instagram today.
I got BSSO thursday and after vacation i might go talk to her.

What the fuck do i do?​

@Rxndependant @Acromegaly_Chad @Amnesia @HighTierNormie @Aesthetic legendary lineup
@lifestyle21873 (RIP, this would have been even more legendary)

so u stressed about following a girl on instagram??? quit overreacting just ask her what the worst thing that can happend? screenshot your follos request and post it into the class groupchat with the caption „ewww this creep wants to jerk of to my pics“

 

[Hernan]

Bro said "storytime!" like it's reddit @asdvek

like i always do with these things.

instagram ratio looks good.

do not approach a girl with 2:1 followers/follow ratio

mostly attention starved hoes.

what a good ratio looks like (mine for example):

View attachment 4829969

you can approach her!

Nigga got banned

check his profile lmao.

She wants the production of your balls in her uterus, so you know what you need to do as a man about that..

Her Insta is very good, no reason to worry

Talk to her as soon as possible after your last interaction so she doesn't lose you from her memory

Show her that you are truly interested. Switch as quickly as you can from text to call on the phone, and after some time face time and obv try to speed up and frequent real-life outings as much as possible, for real interaction

You have a chance, dont get too attached and invested quickly tho until she gives you some clear signs

so u stressed about following a girl on instagram??? quit overreacting just ask her what the worst thing that can happend? screenshot your follos request and post it into the class groupchat with the caption „ewww this creep wants to jerk of to my pics“

thanks for the help fellas, you guys are heroes.

 

[iblamexyz]

i've been going crazy in my mentally ill head over this dirty blonde since a while now after that tall bitch stuff went to shit.
this one is 100% my type, hot blonde with an amazing sense of fashion and style, enough said.
now, i was at work today, worst day ever btw but thats another thing, and i asked for help to my colleague.
Not the one with the nice ass and boobs but another, i'm one of the only guys working there of my age,
its around 10 to 2 i think and im the better looking one.
She's young and by far the best one i could have asked for help cus shes real and mature, <<somehow>>.

she said i should just send her an ig follow request because i was thinking about doing it, so things are already set in motion.
Spare me the "you're a retard" or whatever. my ig fresh ash too.
but... this is her instagram:
View attachment 4829728
400+ followers and 700+ following, wont go into her posts details etc thats too much risking it.

How this shit got me bugging rn:
View attachment 4829732
i know @carrotmaxxer would love this, kisses to you baby when you read this pookie.

So like i said, she already got the notification probably if she opened her instagram today.
I got BSSO thursday and after vacation i might go talk to her.

What the fuck do i do?​

@Rxndependant @Acromegaly_Chad @Amnesia @HighTierNormie @Aesthetic legendary lineup
@lifestyle21873 (RIP, this would have been even more legendary)

dnr

 

[PsychoDsk]

Just don’t fall in love too fast

 

[zygosmasher]

Never began bro

 

[Hernan]

dnr

Never began bro

Just don’t fall in love too fast

Nah maar zis oprecht echt mooi.

 

[annenisikeyim]

bag that shit bro