Storytime - Weekend Lake Yacht Party at ASU/Bama/UCSB Top Frat

[yue]

very degenerate stuff, also based, but degenerate

 

[castizo_ascender]

tales from the polluted, murky, shit infested banks of the yamuna river

 

[buddhistking]

Jfl

 

[CelestialEmpire]

tales from the polluted, murky, shit infested banks of the yamuna river

Jfl

just say ur jealous of 6'10 (yes actually 6'10) WASP moggers retard

 

[buddhistking]

just say ur jealous of 6'10 (yes actually 6'10) WASP moggers retard
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Wow, u proved ur friends are tall white guys! that definitely makes every single story you just described also 100% true!

 

[smartstyle]

just say ur jealous of 6'10 (yes actually 6'10) WASP moggers retard
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They are barely mtns here.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Wow, u proved ur friends are tall white guys! that definitely makes every single story you just described also 100% true!

they are like 6'2 to 6'6 average retard

 

[buddhistking]

they are like 6'2 to 6'6 average retard

I said they are tall white guys how does what you just said make what I said false retard

 

[CelestialEmpire]

They are barely mtns here.

jfl theyre not my friends do they look like WASP chadlites to u? theyre random idiots someone took a pic of me heightmogging at a party

 

[buddhistking]

jfl theyre not my friends do they look like WASP chadlites to u? theyre random idiots someone took a pic of me heightmogging at a party

If thats u in the middle ur not chadlite cuck ur just tall

 

[smartstyle]

jfl theyre not my friends do they look like WASP chadlites to u? theyre random idiots someone took a pic of me heightmogging at a party

That guy doesn't look nearly as 6'10, I guess it's trolling since 6'10 looks abnormally tall and most of times has some kind of acromegaly tier face.

Also you are not white and not chadlite either, you are ltn Chinese rotter.

If thats u in the middle ur not chadlite cuck ur just tall

He is larping as white chadlite and keeps posting some utter shit. Probs 5'8 150lb ltn skinny fat rotter from slums of Beijing.

 

[aspiringexcel]

Here's a story of what happened over the summer at a top frat "party" (more like an entire weekend rager that went on for like 4 days and 3 nights with ~1500 people sleeping across 200ish boats in a lake). This was one of the most NT and slayer-est weekends of my life and I slayed like 3 stacylites.

Pretext/Context

Last summer (2024 summer), I was invited by one of my high school friends who mogs me (6'5.5 white strong HTN, 225lb shredded gymcelled). His top frat at ASU was hosting a "get-together" (his words) over the long weekend at a lake, where it was like 7 top frats at ASU, 6 top sororities and a bunch of other frats/sororities were also driving from LA, San Diego, Utah, etc for the weekend as well. Since everybody's social circle was interconnected, we were able to bring together like 1500 niggas from a bunch of ASU frats/sororities as well as other schools we were close with, like UCSD, UCSB, UCLA, USC, Pepperdine, UArizona and Utah even though those mormon fucks don't go as hard as we do.

Now keep in mind I was completely blown away at what was going on over the weekend since I'm from a richer, but more preppy/polished New England school, while this demographic was the degenerate 2.5 GPA Southern/West Coast frat stars/sorority sluts type.

Anyways on Thursday morning everybody started arriving at the lake, some people already had their boats nearby or moored at the lake, the guys who live in Arizona near ASU, other people brought their boats on a trailer and shit all the way from as far as LA, San Diego and Utah.

We arrived at like 11AM and there was already like 30 boats and a couple hundred people, by 5PM almost everybody had arrived and we all anchored our boats like 10 meters away from each other in a large mass in the center of the lake. Niggas were swimming between boats to get to places and people were setting up sleeping bags and mattresses since there was like 8-10 people sleeping per boat.

It was mostly all girls or all guys on a boat split by their sororities/fraternities, but there was some mixed gender friend groups too. I was with 8 other tall gymcelled white HTNs/Chadlites sharing 3 beds and a couple sleeping bags it was honestly gay asf cuz I was sleeping with 2 other dudes side to side on one bed. Also we were barely showering and shit cause the shower on the boat was tiny and barely worked, we just rinsed in the lake with soap bars all weekend JFL, also never used shampoo so my hair had texture halo the entire weekend. The sorority girls still looked amazing all weekend I have no idea what the fuck they do to stay clean.


Summary of Weekend

The entire weekend was basically a send fest, niggas were doing coke, ketamine and the usual zyns/weed/adderall/alcohol. Like 30 different boats had a DJ deck set up and were trying to DJ for the 100 meters area surrounding them and my
boat were in the middle of like 6 different DJs so we were hearing an autistic mix of like 10 different simultaneous songs all day JFL.

Guys were fishing, grilling/BBQing too and fucking around with wakeboarding, jetskis, parasailing and tubing, me and this other Chadlite were jetskiing around picking up sorority girls to ride behind us and trying to fling them off for fun JFL, we pissed off like 5 different girl friend groups but they didn't really care cause we were white gymcelled chadlites. A blonde HTB I picked up was like caressing my abs while holding onto me on my jetski and kept reaching a finger into my waistband, was prob a ovulating primitive slut JFL.

There was so much NT shit going on all weekend that my brain hurts from overstimulation, but athletes were tossing footballs and shit around across from one boat to another, guys were doing double backflips off the boat into the water, guys were like wrestling each other on the boats trying to shove each other into the water, everybody was literally permanently on a mix of alcohol, adderall, cocaine, nicotine and ketamine.

I personally don't do ketamine cause I don't want to khole like retards I'm friends with but I also cocainemaxx AKA kate moss diet @Clavicular miring?

At night is when shit picked up, guys were setting up lasers, strobe lights, smoke machines and elaborate DJ setups on the beach and boats and it turned into a full frat party. Each night we swam back barely alive from the beach to our boat like 60 meters from shore and collapsed on the air mattress, I have no idea how niggas didnt drown swimming like 50 meters in the dark at 3AM getting back to their boats while hammered and on cocaine/ketamine.

Also all the sorority foids were super horny and like ovulating for any guy who was there, cause it was insane social proof that you got invited to this boat weekend party and everybody was at least strong HTN with the average being chadlite. Average prototypical guy there was like strong 6'5, 230-250lb gymcelled and white weak Chadlite. You basically had to be in a top frat and/or top social circles and very attractive to be invited. I slayed like 3 stacylite tier foids over the course of 4 days.

Top Highlights/Cagefuel Moments

1. Was chatting to this blonde bodymaxxed bird with 22K followers in Instagram on the sundeck of our boat in the afternoon, then she took out a 8 ball and offered me some bumps from a spoon necklace she had, cagefuel moment. After we both did bumps, she did like intense eye contact with me and grazed my jaw/ramus with her fingers and pulled me in to makeout with her, frat niggas from the boat next to us was literally whistling and catcalling us. After she blew me downstairs on our boat but I didn't do any P in V slaying unfortunately.

2. Slayed north atlantid tanmaxxed stacylite IN THE WATER, we were both hammered at 1AM on the beach at a party in like waist-deep water, we were further away from the lasers and strobe lights and the smoke machine made it so ppl could barely see us, so she just started taking off her bikini top and pulled her underwear to the side and tugged at my swimshorts, then I literally slayed her with our shoulders underwater and heads above the water.

3. This gymcelled lightskin Tyrone was fucking a snowbunny on top of their boat like 20 meters away in broad daylight, when I catcalled at them, he literally did the Patrick Bateman bicep flex, point, brush hair and wink move at us JFL while pounding the snowbunny in doggystyle.

4. This foid swimming near us almost drowned cause she had too much ketamine, my Chadlite friend had to dive in and save her, he slayed her like 30 mins after she recovered.

5. Stacylite who was dating the VP of my friend's rival frat (think Sigma Chi vs PIKE) came up to our boat and singled me out and fucked me because she said she wanted to "get back at her boyfriend" and I was the hottest guy in "our" frat which I wasn't even in JFL, it was cause all of the guys in my boat were in the frat in ASU so she must've thought I was too. Don't know why she singled me out since the guys on my boat mogged me to death, she must've really liked my North Atlantid pheno or something.

6. A clean-cut 6'7 blonde Chad with an outrageous bidelt was on a boat doing lines with 2 stacylites, then saw him pick them up one in each hand to bring downstairs to slay.

7. Low inhib blonde HTB kept trying to "wrestle" me on the beach while we were both drinking and dancing to the DJ, she kept trying to like football tackle me while not so subtly feeling up my abs and shoulder/arms, later brought her to a bush at the edge of the beach to slay. She literally kept leaping on me and "tackling" me while biting my
biceps and shoulders and shit for like an hour straight, it was cagefuel and our entire friend group was caging at her desperation.

8. Low inhib groups of stacylites all simultaenously flashed us with their tits when we were wakeboarding past their boat, one of them screamed out "he's so hot omg" to my Chadlite friend in a raspy voice cuz she prob lost her voice the night before at the beach party.

9. Me and my HS friend two manned this pair of bops, we were swimming far away and thirsty and just climbed onto a random sorority friend group's yacht and asked for water, two of them were like "you guys look tired, come in and relax" and then basically shoved us onto their bed and crawled into the bed with us like a pair of ovulating demons JFL.

10. A group of us drove to a liquor store nearby in the afternoon and bought literally 4 bottles of Dom Perignon (high class WASP trait) and spent the entire night at the beach beside the DJ (our friend) spraying girls with champagne so they were forced to remove their bikini tops cause it got sticky JFL, we made like 50 foids in total go topless the whole night

One of the biggest tales ive read here

 

[CelestialEmpire]

If thats u in the middle ur not chadlite cuck ur just tall

6'10 + chadlite face + north atlantid WASP = chad smv

 

[CelestialEmpire]

That guy doesn't look nearly as 6'10, I guess it's trolling since 6'10 looks abnormally tall and most of times has some kind of acromegaly tier face.

Also you are not white and not chadlite either, you are ltn Chinese rotter.

He is larping as white chadlite and keeps posting some utter shit. Probs 5'8 150lb ltn skinny fat rotter from slums of Beijing.

JFL i am literally 6'10, those other white guys are 6'2-6'6. also JFL at thinking WASP heightmoggers have acromegaly

not even gonna acknowledge the second sentence u ethnic disabled jeet, another ethnic coping by claiming im jeet/chink/rotter from slums of _____ insert third world shithole

 

[smartstyle]

JFL i am literally 6'10, those other white guys are 6'2-6'6. also JFL at thinking WASP heightmoggers have acromegaly

not even gonna acknowledge the second sentence u ethnic disabled jeet, another ethnic coping by claiming im jeet/chink/rotter from slums of _____ insert third world shithole

Film a video with paper where you write your own nickname fag.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Film a video with paper where you write your own nickname fag.

jfl welcome to my ignore list you jeet

 

[smartstyle]

jfl welcome to my ignore list you jeet

Ad hominem + changing topic + fag exposed.

Delete your retarded account or atleast post your tales in offtopic not looksmax section

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Ad hominem + changing topic + fag exposed.

Delete your retarded account or atleast post your tales in offtopic not looksmax section

dnr pajeet

 

[Posmo]

Nice must have been 0 blacks. Was there any competition for the top chads there or everyone was just fucking everyone ?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[castizo_ascender]

just say ur jealous of 6'10 (yes actually 6'10) WASP moggers retard
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"ur just insecure benchod that proves it happened saar"

 

[Account717]

This life is so far beyond what i can even perceive. its like aliens describing how the simulation is run

 

[castizo_ascender]

This life is so far beyond what i can even perceive. its like aliens describing how the simulation is run

It seems that way bc it's made up nigga