Storytime with MyAssStinksLikeShit: I Fucked A White Girl With a Racist Dad

Are you actually 5’8? I have a suspicion that you’re a 6’2 Ramirez lookalike :feelshehe:
i’m actually lowkey under 5’8 my evening height is like 5’7 and 3/4ths but I’m 5’7 3/4ths and proud doesnt have a ring to it like i’m 5’8 and proud :)
 
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i’m actually lowkey under 5’8 my evening height is like 5’7 and 3/4ths but I’m 5’7 3/4ths and proud doesnt have a ring to it like i’m 5’8 and proud :)
But the looksmax niggers told me 6’ below is death sentence :fuk:
 
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But the looksmax niggers told me 6’ below is death sentence :fuk:
i'm 5'10
so technically still manlet

not over for me
you're 6'3 though chadpreet
 
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i'm 5'10
so technically still manlet

not over for me
you're 6'3 though chadpreet
just lie to females and say you’re 6’0, i told this one girl i was 5’11 and she believed me bitches are stupid
 
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just lie to females and say you’re 6’0, i told this one girl i was 5’11 and she believed me bitches are stupid
ya but i see no point in lying
every foid has that iphone measuring shit and they could easily do it
though with shoes im close to 6'0
 
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So I thought I had escaped this shithole, I really did think I left this autistic forum behind. I moved in with my girl, I got a cool job being a doordash driver full time, I’m mmamaxxing at this mma gym, and honestly life is going great, thought I wouldn’t really need to rot on the forum.

But I forgot…

YOU’RE HERE FOREVER
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Since I’m pretty much here forever, I decided to get back into posting threads again, so I’ll be having a little storytime right now, so gather around everyone, get your hot coca and a warm blanket, and let’s listen to some stories.
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So the story begins in like early march tbh, I’m hanging out with one of my mullato friends (shoutout looksmaxxer234). We were on the same AAU basketball team and he was giga NT, he always had girls snapping him and he had like 3,000 followers on insta, he kinda looked like moonblunt basically. I was hanging with him and like 25 other people at this small party, and I was just chillin with him and a couple other people I knew, I know I sound like moonblunt right now but trust me I’m autistic, I only party like once in a blue moon tbh.

Later that night, I get tagged in a photo of a us together and because of that, I get a lot of girls and shit requesting to follow me, a lot of them are from different schools, and honestly I could’ve tried sliding in some dms that night, but I’m too lazy and I get home and watch some more plates more dates instead cause fuck bitches I would rather watch videos of some roidcel bodybuilder talking about the science of sticking needles in your ass instead of talking to females.
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Then at like 3am this white girl hits me up after she follows me, I inspect her profile and I see she’s from a different school, she’s like this country girl showing her riding horses and shit, and she has a nice ass, so you knew your boy had to shoot his shot at this fine ass white girl, hopefully she will ride this dick like she rides those horses

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We talk and for like a week we text and shit and eventually I ask her if she wants to chill tonight after I get off work and she says “Yeah I’m down” and you know my horny ass is excited cause I’ve been wanting to fuck this girl for almost a week and now I get some tight pussy to fuck.
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So I pick her up after I get done working my shitty job at this ice cream place, we go get some taco bell and chill at this hango over looking the city, you know your boy had to spit some redpill game that I had learned from Richard Cooper’s 400 dollar program that you can buy now to become a high value redpilled man.
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One thing leads to another and I take her in the back of the slayermobile and I fuck her brains out, on some real nigga shit I didn’t even pay for her Taco Bellg and I still got to smash.
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After I get done clapping her cheeks, I take her home and she says we should meet again some time, I drive home happy as shit I can’t even cap bro.
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So now that you know the backstory of how I met this girl let’s get into how I found out about her dad. It was like 3 weeks after we met and we were basically just fuck buddies, nothing too serious tbh, we would just meet every weekend and fuck. Then one night she asks me if I want to come over to her place , so after work I just drove down to her place and it looked ordinary, her parents weren’t home so I just walked in and it looked like any other suburban house, until she took me to her room and I see this big ass Trump 2024 flag in her room, honestly I wasn’t shocked as she’s a country girl but ngl it was kinda based she had that in there
(titty alert below)
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After I get done smashing, we cuddle and talk in her bed, she talks to me about how much she hates her friends and other bullshit that I honestly wasn’t listening to, I literally dnrd’d this bitch irl jfl

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She starts talking about her dad and how much of an asshole he is or whatever, you know bitches always have some sort of daddy issues, I ask her about her dad and she tells me everything about him and she mentions he’s really racist and she’s embarrassed at that, ngl I was caging inside how ironic it was that her dad is a racist and some brown kid is fucking his own daughter in his own god damn house jfl.
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Even when I get home I think how funny it is that her dad is actually racist, I was really fucking curious what this nigga looked like so I just looked her facebook up and I find this nigga’s page, and I’m telling you niggas, this nigga was like the most stereotypical redneck white trash piece of shit you’ve ever seen. First of all this nigga looked like Lester from Cleveland Show, he had the same haircut and everything bruh
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Second of all his profile was the most stereotypical white pride sfcel bullshit, nigga I wouldn’t be suprised if he actually posted on Stormfront jfl. Like these type of photos is the type of shit this nigga would post.

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Honestly I don’t really even give a shit or would get mad at this, it’s kinda based tbh, I’m more just laughing at the fact this nigga probably thought his daughter would stay pure and get married to a good white man and carry on the white race, but instead her daughter is getting her guts rearranged by this 5’8 native american guy she only met 2 weeks ago.
To even make it better, I find out she said she didn’t like white boys, which probably means latino cosmic race moggers like @kjsbdfiusdf, or asian changs like @thecel , or BBC slayers like @Colvin188 are gonna hit that in the future, oh my god I was caging so hard thinking his poor daughter is probably gonna get blacked hard in the future.
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I even got to see his truck he drives around, he drives around this 1990 Chevy 1500 like some shit Hank Hill would drive jfl

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To make it even better, in the back of the truck, there’s these flags that fly back there and it’s typical white pride, blue lives matter, and other redneck shit flying in the back of his car
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Even though I’m making fun of him now, I know if he caught me with his daughter, he probably would shoot my fucking dick off and probably cut off my head and use it as a trophy.
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I ain’t even gonna cap while I was clapping them cheeks, I would be alert and be ready to fucking book it if her dad burst through the door and try to pop a cap in my ass jfl
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So to end this off since the thread is getting kinda long, I honestly don’t care about the whole BBC vs BWC war on this site it’s pretty autistic and I have better things to do with my time then get into race wars with autistic teenagers online. I do think it’s funny most of the time it’s SFcel’s daughters that are the one being blacked or fucked by other races, it’s like some sort of karma or something.

But anyways I do hope you enjoyed the story and there will be another one coming soon :)
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tagging some wholesome users :)
@looksmaxxer234 @PYT @volcelfatcel @SubhumanCurrycel @RetardSubhuman @N1666 @FastBananaCEO @PingPong @tyronelite
Fuck you
 
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Jfl.

Never ever have daughters
 
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Ill never understand this bbc vs bwc ngl

but good thread OP, read it all. 🤠
 
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That bitch had some nice tiddies tho 👀
 
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Ill never understand this bbc vs bwc ngl

but good thread OP, read it all. 🤠
Both of them doesnt exist BTC BIG TURANİD COCK IS THE ONLY TRUTH
 
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Holy shit I caged so hard especially at the hank hill part JFL.. made my shift even better

Imagine his dads face when he finds out :lul::lul:
“Bwaaaahh”
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Good shit brotha

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What’s funny is I actually met Richard Cooper at a car event lol
 
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What’s funny is I actually met Richard Cooper at a car event lol
is richard cooper actually a redpilled alpha badass he potrays to be
 
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how do you look like
 
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Nice work bro

you made the forum proud

❤️
 
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nice
 
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forum is dead, this post would’ve gotten 80 reacts if i posted this in february
 
bump
 
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I should slit my own throat
 
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Reminder for the autists here, the only reason why this situation even happened is because of social media/NT game

You don't have to be NT yourself but you do have to appear so by associating with NT people

OP found more success with 1 insta pic than anyone here ever will on tinder no matter how many thousands of dollars we drop on surgeries
 
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OP found more success with 1 insta pic than anyone here ever will on tinder no matter how many thousands of dollars we drop on surgeries
amnesia is a great example, he could easily build a solid insta and probably fuck really hot girls just by NT/social media game, but since he’s a autistic loner, he copes with fucking beckies on tinder
 
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That's pretty funny NGL
 
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:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
 
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Read everything and was not disappointed, funny as shit and quality post even if it made me wanna rope :lul:
 
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jfl at america for having niggers
 
 
fucking lol at this thread

how am i just now seeing this?????
 
Classic thread tbh, nice job soldier
 
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