Stressin from double date

[ApacheMaxx]

My girlfriends best girlmate got a new boyfriend and they want to do a double date with their mutual gay friend accompanying us and in my head that just means ‘showing who got the better guy’ and the gay nigga will be the unbiased judge.

So I researched this nigga and I prolly mog him facially, but then I heard he’s 5.5 inches taller than me and has a tall skull fucking lanklet so yeah whats the regiment to avoid being killed socially

 

[hybobu]

the gay nigga fucks both of the girls on the low

 

[ApacheMaxx]

the gay nigga fucks both of the girls on the low

nah he’s actually asexual

 

[ApacheMaxx]

bumpfuck some advice

 

[Magnum Opus]

Pay some homeless guy to break his kneecaps so he's in a wheelchair on the date