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1. West slavic languages [polish, czech, slovak] ( sound like you have a stroke and disgusting to read)
2. Turkic languages (retard speak)
3. Indochinese languages [viet, khmer, laos, thia, etc] (painful to listen to and retard wrtiting system)
Hm: Any creole/pidgin (nigger speak)
 
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Mmmm :feelswat:
 
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you forgot french

absolute vomit inducing language
 
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you forgot french

absolute vomit inducing language
I quite like the sound of french but only w/a french accent french w/ african accent makes me want to rip my ears out
 
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I love slavic and arabic. Too bad the language is corrupted by the faggots that speak them
 
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I love slavic and arabic. Too bad the language is corrupted by the faggots that speak them
arabic is ok and I only mentioned west slavic cuase they all sound like the have lisps with there sz and cz and the fact it is written in latin make it terrible to look at
 
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arabic is ok and I only mentioned west slavic cuase they all sound like the have lisps with there sz and cz and the fact it is written in latin make it terrible to look at
I have always wanted to learn Russian or Ukrainian. Very poetic language
 
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Ugly ass languages:
Germanic, romance, slavic, Scandinavian, persian, turkic, korean, japanese, sino languages, semitic, indo-aryan, indo-china ones

Languages that sound good:
English, French, Chinese, levantine arabic, Mongolian, and probably Tuvan
 
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why do you think turkic languages sound retarded?
 
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1. West slavic languages [polish, czech, slovak] ( sound like you have a stroke and disgusting to read)
2. Turkic languages (retard speak)
3. Indochinese languages [viet, khmer, laos, thia, etc] (painful to listen to and retard wrtiting system)
Hm: Any creole/pidgin (nigger speak)
Nah slavic languages and turkics make you sound high t
My vocie gets so much deeper in english due to a slavic langauage being my natural
 
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Ugly ass languages:
Germanic, romance, slavic, Scandinavian, persian, turkic, korean, japanese, sino languages, semitic, indo-aryan, indo-china ones

Languages that sound good:
English, French, Chinese, levantine arabic, Mongolian, and probably Tuvan
Chinese suffers from the same thing viet etc just a bit less pronounced the fact that it is so harsh on some tones and not on others
 
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why do you think turkic languages sound retarded?
sound like they got something stuck in their mouths and constantly spitting
 
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you really think turkish sounds like that?
turkish yes but mostly central asian turkic when I think of I think of something like somone saying urk-tooh
 
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why do you think turkic languages sound retarded?
Primitive, harsh and has tons of arab persian words that make it ugly. Can't listen to kipchak languages at all, karluk ones sound persian, oghuz ones idk prob persian too

you really think turkish sounds like that?
Turkish sounds so gae just like persian
 
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Chinese suffers from the same thing viet etc just a bit less pronounced the fact that it is so harsh on some tones and not on others
Northern chinese accents prob
 
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Primitive, harsh and has tons of arab persian words that make it ugly. Can't listen to kipchak languages at all, karluk ones sound persian, oghuz ones idk prob persian too


Turkish sounds so gae just like persian
turkish is the most beautiful language ever dude
 
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turkish is the most beautiful language ever dude


Turkish sounds persian. Persian sounds gay. Even afghanis admit that persian is too gay

So there is a sound in Mongolian L but more like dirty L

It can occur when there L goes after these consonants: s, d t, z. Try to pronounce sl, tl, zl, dl you can hear that L becomes dirty. All turkic languages avoid that (kipchak and Siberian), so L becomes D/T. Idk why Turkish doesn't have that

Karluk languages are primitive turkic because when iranian traders switched to turkic, they just downgraded turkic language, and it became just like pidgin. Bana/mana but karluks say menga because men+gä. Because ga/ge suffix is locative, so they thought to say to me, they need men (I) and gä suffix so it would be mengä! But no real turkic speaks like that it's always bana/mana. And there are more words like this etc. etc. Karluks also just use lar and no vowel or consonant harmony at all

Kipchak languages sounds innovative tbh tons of new rules

Oghuz is probably the most archaic such as Turkish

Mongolian language are way archaic they have grammar rules and words that don't exist in turkic anymore.
 
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Turkish sounds persian. Persian sounds gay. Even afghanis admit that persian is too gay

So there is a sound in Mongolian l but more like dirty l

It can occur when there l goes after these consonants: s, d t, z. Try to pronounce sl, tl, zl, dl you can hear that L becomes dirty. All turkic languages avoid that (kipchak and Siberian), so L becomes D/T. Idk why Turkish doesn't have that

Karluk languages are primitive turkic because when iranian traders switched to turkic, they just downgraded turkic language, and it became just like pidgin. Bana/mana but karluks say menga because men+gä. Because ga/ge suffix is locative, so they thought to say to me, they need men (I) and gä suffix so it would be mengä! But no real turkic speaks like that it's always bana/mana. And there are more words like this etc. etc. Karluks also just use lar and no vowel or consonant harmony at all

Kipchak languages sounds innovative tbh tons of new rules

Oghuz is probably the most archaic such as Turkish

Mongolian language are way archaic they have grammar rules and words that don't exist in turkic anymore.

i mean i dont think mongolian sounds nice lmao, on a scale of 1-10 where do u put turkish
 
i mean i dont think mongolian sounds nice lmao,
It sounds authentic to me so it sounds good

on a scale of 1-10 where do u put turkish
4-5. Cuz artificial rules and words. Sounds tryhard and no consonant harmony unlike in uther turkic languages. I guess when they were reforming turkish they deliberately got rid of consonant harmony
 
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It sounds authentic to me so it sounds good


4-5. Cuz artificial rules and words. Sounds tryhard and no consonant harmony unlike in uther turkic languages. I guess when they were reforming turkish they deliberately got rid of consonant harmony
to each his own:Comfy: do you study languages?
 
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