Subhuman, average, good looking - those are the columns of life

[AspiringMogger]

Unless you are morbidly obese you can never jump Column. You fantasise about living your life like Tyler Maher, but all those chadfishes you consume only gives you a momentary glimpse into the lives of the absolute elite.

Sure you can go from average to above average with your skincare routine and long hair, but it will never make you good looking.

Idc how you’re gonna cope, it’s over for ever single person that ever found this forum.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Unless you are morbidly obese you can never jump Column. You fantasise about living your life like Tyler Maher, but all those chadfishes you consume only gives you a momentary glimpse into the lives of the absolute elite.

Sure you can go from average to above average with your skincare routine and long hair, but it will never make you good looking.

Idc how you’re gonna cope, it’s over for ever single person that ever found this forum.

AspiringMogger​

 

[AspiringMogger]

AspiringMogger​

why’d you @ me

Edit: Just realised the irony. It’s over if you hadn’t realised.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

why’d you @ me

Cause your name doesn't fit the thread

 

[AspiringMogger]

Cause your name doesn't fit the thread

I edited my response. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’ll never mog