SubhumanCurryCel - It's time to stop wet-dreaming about having hair and start making moves my Curry mother fucking brother

[Deleted member 6908]

@SubhumanCurrycel

Honestly bruv. When are we gonna stop wet-dreaming about having hair and start making moves? LISTEN and this is deadly serious.

Just as ugly to average looking women has to run makeup game. Just as me as 5'8 manlet has to run lift game. Just as pretty boys with average jaws has to run hair-style game. Just as sub 4 caucasians has to run move-to-Asia game. You my friend, has to run WIG game. Get a fucking wig! I'm telling you my Curry brother from another Curry mother that picked a wrong Curry partner.

You need to start looking in the right areas. Give up on hair-transplants, they're not convincing and rarely last anyway.

Tell your dad he owes you for the genes he passed on, so you need some money. Use that money on a 100 wigs. Spend hours trying them on at home and pick the best. In-fact. Make a video for each wig and we with our PSL expertise will choose which best allows the "fwarrr" in your bone-structure to shine.




Start by looking here

 

[JustBeCurry]

ive been telling him to just wear a durag and slay tbh but he does not listen

 

[MedMaxxing]

It wasn't a genetic thing. The nigga literally had cancer

 

[Deleted member 6908]

I want some of the Curry gang in here as support:

@streege @brbbrah @TheCopefulCurry @Sikkunt23 @Introvertednarc @sytyl @apollothegun @Summer @Salludon @WadlowMaxxing @Warlow

If you're not Curry I apologise, but you talk about Curry, so you are clearly a fan of us. Or a Curry apologist.

 

[The Bleach Pill]

imagine getting in a fight and the nigga pulls ur wig off

 

[Deleted member 6908]

It wasn't a genetic thing. The nigga literally had cancer

Huh? Oh ok, well, doesn't matter. It's still his fathers' fault. He owes him money.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

imagine getting in a fight and the nigga pulls ur wig off

He's a Zoomer. The only times Zoomers fight are on social media.

 

[Rabbi]

Huh? Oh ok, well, doesn't matter. It's still his fathers' fault. He owes him money.

I’m getting a consultation with an SMP specialist next week to get an opinion on that

 

[Warlow]

I want some of the Curry gang in here as support:

@streege @brbbrah @TheCopefulCurry @Sikkunt23 @Introvertednarc @sytyl @apollothegun @Summer @Salludon @WadlowMaxxing @Warlow

If you're not Curry I apologise, but you talk about Curry, so you are clearly a fan of us. Or a Curry apologist.

I do in fact stick up for my curry niggas although i am not curry, I will accept my honorary curry status

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I want some of the Curry gang in here as support:

@streege @brbbrah @TheCopefulCurry @Sikkunt23 @Introvertednarc @sytyl @apollothegun @Summer @Salludon @WadlowMaxxing @Warlow

If you're not Curry I apologise, but you talk about Curry, so you are clearly a fan of us. Or a Curry apologist.

im curry and you left me out smfh

 

[Deleted member 6908]

I’m getting a consultation with an SMP specialist next week to get an opinion on that

What, an opinion on whether you can where a fucking wig? Or is this guy a fashion expert on hair and/or wig comfort? Bruv. Stop this shit. START NOW.

 

[randomuser2407]

 

[Rabbi]

What, an opinion on whether you can where a fucking wig? Or is this guy a fashion expert on hair and/or wig comfort? Bruv. Stop this shit. START NOW.

Do you not know what SMP is?

 

[Deleted member 6908]

im curry and you left me out smfh

You have no avatar. Don';t be hurt. It's not coz you're a self-confessed subhuman or anything. Subconsciously I don't remember those without avatars. Dw.

 

[6ft7Mogger]

@SubhumanCurrycel pray to vishnu every day and he will give u hair bhai

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You have no avatar. Don';t be hurt. It's not coz you're a self-confessed subhuman or anything. Subconsciously I don't remember those without avatars. Dw.

ah ok i thought you did it on purpose. ab nahi bhulna theek hai?

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Do you not know what SMP is?

Maternity pay and leave?

 

[Rabbi]

Maternity pay and leave?

Scalp micro pigmentation
Aka micro dotting thin spots so my scalp and hair and blend

 

[KrissKross]

>curry
>not being over

pick one

 

[6ft7Mogger]

>curry
>not being over

pick one

huge cope

 

[JamesHowlett]

@SubhumanCurrycel Whichever route you go down, make sure the hair is messy.

Neatly styled hair doesn’t suit masc ethnics like us; you need to look more exotic not high class.

I’ve seen a pic of you with medium neatly styled hair and you looked worse.

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

I want some of the Curry gang in here as support:

@streege @brbbrah @TheCopefulCurry @Sikkunt23 @Introvertednarc @sytyl @apollothegun @Summer @Salludon @WadlowMaxxing @Warlow

If you're not Curry I apologise, but you talk about Curry, so you are clearly a fan of us. Or a Curry apologist.

Not a curry but I accept the title as a protectorate

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Scalp micro pigmentation
Aka micro dotting thin spots so my scalp and hair and blend

Beautiful. But we can't HOPE that goes well, when it may not. So make this your backup plan.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Scalp micro pigmentation
Aka micro dotting thin spots so my scalp and hair and blend

Cope, don't do that until you order Oral Minox and use it. Or just wear a durag tbh

 

[Rabbi]

Beautiful. But we can't HOPE that goes well, when it may not. So make this your backup plan.

Im basically "sampling" one specific small patch of hair first to see how it looks and after that I will make the decision to go all the way or not.

 

[Rabbi]

Cope, don't do that until you order Oral Minox and use it. Or just wear a durag tbh

Ive been on
7% miox + tret
+ Microneedling
+ red light
+ castor oil for months now

Yes ive seen change but nowhere near enough.

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

 

[Deleted member 2100]

He lost his hair cuz of cancer, not his father lol

 

[Rabbi]

He lost his hair cuz of cancer, not his father lol

My dad is NW1 at 47 ngl

 

[Deleted member 6111]

for the price of 100 quality wigs couldnt he just get a hair transplant?

 

[Deleted member 10172]

You have no avatar. Don';t be hurt. It's not coz you're a self-confessed subhuman or anything. Subconsciously I don't remember those without avatars. Dw.

so just wear wig theory

 

[Chinacurry]

I want some of the Curry gang in here as support:

@streege @brbbrah @TheCopefulCurry @Sikkunt23 @Introvertednarc @sytyl @apollothegun @Summer @Salludon @WadlowMaxxing @Warlow

If you're not Curry I apologise, but you talk about Curry, so you are clearly a fan of us. Or a Curry apologist.

What about the curries you missed??

 

[Rabbi]

for the price of 100 quality wigs couldnt he just get a hair transplant?

graycel tier comment.

 

[Deleted member 6113]

I've got nw2 and thinking of running wig game to nw0. I'd if it's possible but from what I've seen it's promising. Ain't no shame in the wig game baby

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Jfl, can you imagine trying to explain to a random bluepilled normie this thread title...

SubhumanCurryCel - It's time to stop wet-dreaming about having hair and start making moves my Curry mother fucking brother

 

[Deleted member 6908]

My dad is NW1 at 47 ngl

Man that is insane

Does he have disgustingly good bone structure or have you unleashed your potential by plastering your tongue against the roof of your mouth while only ever breathing in and out of your nose because you heard this thing called mewing 5 years ago during a crucial time in your facial development?

Man that's a long question

 

[Deleted member 6573]

My dad is NW1 at 47 ngl

mogger tbh ngl

 

[Rabbi]

Man that is insane

Does he have disgustingly good bone structure or have you unleashed your potential by plastering your tongue against the roof of your mouth while only ever breathing in and out of your nose because you heard this thing called mewing 5 years ago during a crucial time in your facial development?

Man that's a long question

He’s quite fucking recessed lmfao ie showed you pics before

 

[Deleted member 6908]

He’s quite fucking recessed lmfao ie showed you pics before

Proof lower face is environmental

His potential was probably decent but nutrition, sleep, exercise, breathing all factored

Were you sporty and/or really active between 9 and 19 and did you know and start mewing early?

 

[Rabbi]

Proof lower face is environmental

His potential was probably decent but nutrition, sleep, exercise, breathing all factored

Were you sporty and/or really active between 9 and 19 and did you know and start mewing early?

Played football since I was 8, spent most lunchtimes between 8-12 playing on the monkey bars, learnt to actively mew at around 15-16 although I did it subconcsiously I realised I wasn't holding the position as well in sleep.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Played football since I was 8, spent most lunchtimes between 8-12 playing on the monkey bars, learnt to actively mew at around 15-16 although I did it subconcsiously I realised I wasn't holding the position as well in sleep.

There you go.

Further proof nurture matters.

I also was active af and I always for some reason breathed in throygh my nose and blew out my bogies till I was exhausted if I had a blocked nose. Thank fuck because I gotta compact midface now because of it.

 

[Deleted member 9699]

imagine getting in a fight and the nigga pulls ur wig off

caged ngl
jfl