CelestialEmpire
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so after a disastrous night at BCM on wednesday night (see previous post for lack of success on hitting on scandi and english tarts with our american accents), we decided to fully LARP as tho we're from england.
we practiced our accents saying we're from manchester and got full england kits and bucket hats after hitting the beaches at night (talked to 3 tarts who came to our hotel room to pre).
then started to pre on our balcony at like 7pm, then hit the strip at around 9pm and hit tokio, galaxy, and alex's and a cheeky rip of honey's lap dance (libidomaxxing for BCM).
it was a huge success compared to last night, last night our group of 5 lads only got 3 makeouts and no action combined, lots of tarts were disinterested when we started speaking even after they came up to us first.
on our balcony pre the 3 english tarts we brought over we made out with 2 of them, once on the strip we parted ways and we each got a few makeouts, snaps/instas over the course of 3 hours ish. mostly english and scandi, but a couple dutch and germans.
once at the main function (hit up BCM again since Amok was far AF) we got even more play on the mixer, we were even fully committing to the LARP and started aggressively man marking our tarts, one scottish bird wasnt having it and elbowed my boy when he started choking her a bit too hard as a joke.
anyways 4 out of 5 of us got with birds near our hotel, one didnt cuz she was on her period but still gave him head and he cummed in her mouth and on her tits like 3 times.
tl;dr americans coming to magaluf, LARP as british for puh
we practiced our accents saying we're from manchester and got full england kits and bucket hats after hitting the beaches at night (talked to 3 tarts who came to our hotel room to pre).
then started to pre on our balcony at like 7pm, then hit the strip at around 9pm and hit tokio, galaxy, and alex's and a cheeky rip of honey's lap dance (libidomaxxing for BCM).
it was a huge success compared to last night, last night our group of 5 lads only got 3 makeouts and no action combined, lots of tarts were disinterested when we started speaking even after they came up to us first.
on our balcony pre the 3 english tarts we brought over we made out with 2 of them, once on the strip we parted ways and we each got a few makeouts, snaps/instas over the course of 3 hours ish. mostly english and scandi, but a couple dutch and germans.
once at the main function (hit up BCM again since Amok was far AF) we got even more play on the mixer, we were even fully committing to the LARP and started aggressively man marking our tarts, one scottish bird wasnt having it and elbowed my boy when he started choking her a bit too hard as a joke.
anyways 4 out of 5 of us got with birds near our hotel, one didnt cuz she was on her period but still gave him head and he cummed in her mouth and on her tits like 3 times.
tl;dr americans coming to magaluf, LARP as british for puh
