successfully wasted shoplifting preventatives time

[acm]

I went into my local supermarket to go steal some shit. I however noticed that there was an undercover officer with his literal badge out walking around. soon enough he started tailing me and I realised I had to take action

So i went into a random ailse while he was still following me stared at a wall for atleast 10 minutes. I was just listening to music mindlessly gazing at the wall. in my peripheral vision I could see him trying to act like civilian on his phone but watching me trying to catch me in the act

so whatd I do? I just kept staring. eventually he started pacing up and down the aisles to seem more hidden but his weak tricks are bullshit to me. so he went to his last resort.

Cameras

I watched him go away into some backroom and start watching the cameras in my aisle to catch me. So I started off for a few another minutes before reaching into my bag. I pulled out a $20 bill and waved at the camera i know he was looking at.

This is when I finally went to self checkout to pay for my stuff like a good law abiding citizen. Then as I walked out I could see his dumb ass scrambling to self check out to stop me, but by then I was already walking out the store