Summer in Italy Is too brutal

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Skinny girls in bikins everywhere, low bf chadlites at every single, playing soccer at the beach, drinking, smoking marijuana together and kissing at the sunset, dancing on the notes of Exotic music, driving convertible Cars, incels meanwhile Just sweating in their room or in their wagie Cage, High bf, no skinny girl to kiss, no guys to hang around and have fun with. The mog Is too brutal
 
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You said you have a Vespa.

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+ you are a weed-smoker yourself so you know where to get it and how to use it.

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Get your lazy ass of your italian chair, get some weed and drive your Vespa to the city-centre.
 
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You said you have a Vespa.

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+ you are a weed-smoker yourself so you know where to get it and how to use it.

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Get your lazy ass of your italian chair, get some weed and drive your Vespa to the city-centre.
i can't use weed the jews test my hair for driving license. my summer was already over before it started. no romantic dates, no playing soccer at the beach, no chilling, just suffering and despair.
 
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Only slaves actually live in hot countries
Jahahahhsha
 
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Summer in India Is too brutal

fixed ur title OP
 
Skinny girls in bikins everywhere, low bf chadlites at every single, playing soccer at the beach, drinking, smoking marijuana together and kissing at the sunset, dancing on the notes of Exotic music, driving convertible Cars, incels meanwhile Just sweating in their room or in their wagie Cage, High bf, no skinny girl to kiss, no guys to hang around and have fun with. The mog Is too brutal
wait till you know about Spain
 
Bro I’m coming in a week let’s go slay together run a 2 man
 
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It’s brutal anywhere really
 
wtf? elab
here in italy if you visit the ward you get labeled by the government, you get signaled to the authority competent for driving licenses and as they found high concentrations of THC in my blood when i visited the ward they started testing me every 3 months (hair test)
 
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here in italy if you visit the ward you get labeled by the government, you get signaled to the authority competent for driving licenses and as they found high concentrations of THC in my blood when i visited the ward they started testing me every 3 months (hair test)
that's absolutely fucked. Another reason to hate the government.

they don't test for mephedrone, so I would just use that instead if I were you tbh.
It also makes girls horny asf so it's probably better than THC anyways.

+ ppl in italy probably don't know mephedrone so u'll have drug-dealer halo.
 
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You should visit one day a country with young populations, you would be shocked

After that the youngest circles of Milan will look like a retirement center
 
Full of high nt people here
 
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You should visit one day a country with young populations, you would be shocked

After that the youngest circles of Milan will look like a retirement center
Milan is known to be garbage anyways. There's way better italian cities like Siena
 
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I would burnout after 2 hours
 
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Milan is known to be garbage anyways. There's way better italian cities like Siena
Never been in Italy it's one of my dream travels My preferred part of Italy is Sicilia and maybe also Florenzia and Venecia because of history

I got really hyped about Italy when i played a mission on Hitman videogame in the coast of Sapienza which is inspired in the Amalfi Coast
 
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Skinny girls in bikins everywhere, low bf chadlites at every single, playing soccer at the beach, drinking, smoking marijuana together and kissing at the sunset, dancing on the notes of Exotic music, driving convertible Cars, incels meanwhile Just sweating in their room or in their wagie Cage, High bf, no skinny girl to kiss, no guys to hang around and have fun with. The mog Is too brutal
In gta
 
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Sounds like Brazil favelas. Are you sure you southern european are still culturally european?
 
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brutal tbh, i’m driving my shitty old car, no AC and shit, all day in the wagie cage and went to the beach only once since summer started, didn’t hang out with friends in a month too…
 
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Sounds like Brazil favelas. Are you sure you southern european are still culturally european?
This Is how ancient romans spent their Summer as well, you Just don't have the Ideal climate and landscape so you can only rot
 
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Skinny girls in bikins everywhere, low bf chadlites at every single, playing soccer at the beach, drinking, smoking marijuana together and kissing at the sunset, dancing on the notes of Exotic music, driving convertible Cars, incels meanwhile Just sweating in their room or in their wagie Cage, High bf, no skinny girl to kiss, no guys to hang around and have fun with. The mog Is too brutal
Just put your house on Airbnb - girls only! Now you'll get girls from other countries coming to Italy to find themselves or some shit and they'll stay in your house, you can serve as a guide for them, show them the hottest places in Italy, etc.
 
If you're in Italy / Spain / Portugal / Argentina / Brazil etc., and you don't look similar to the guy below, and you don't have a girlfriend similar to the girl below, it's pretty much over for you in 2024 :what: :feelsshh:

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