SUN YOUR BALLS / TESTICLES. BELIEVE ME BOYOS. BELIEVE, FUCKING, ME

[MakinItHappenReturn]

You need to be exposing your balls to the sun. Why?

Exposure to sunlight = optimal function of mitochondria
This boosts function of the Leydig cells in the testicles where testosterone is made. This leads to higher testosterone. Blood flow is also empowered which makes all of your machinery down there work optimally.

It’s quite simple reall:

When was the last time that your nether regions would have been FREE in the natural world, nude and exposed to the sun like they are meant to be, like every other animal on this Earth?

The Lion and the Gorilla suns his balls through his experience of life. The human keeps his caged in tight underwear (stop wearing underwear or wear lighter colours)

You are GENUINELY being cut off from a part of your PRIMAL POWER!

HOW TO DO IT:

You can pull your pants down in a private area and allow the sunlight to bless the fellas. A good starting session is 20 minutes, remember to consider that this skin area likely hasn’t been exposed to sunlight for many months if not years, so take appropriate care to work up to exposure. Don't be a dumbass and start sunscreening for goodness sake.

The ideal time of the day would be either early morning or just before noon. Avoid maximum UV times.

An old Abraham Myerson’s study in “The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology” found that men who exposed their torso to UV light and UV rays saw their testosterone levels increase to 120%. Yes and when they exposed testes to UV light and UV rays, they were able to boost them T levels to a whopping 200%! Now we don't want to rely on what study's say, but every guy that does will feel the difference.

How do I do it living in shit-weather England? A DAY LIGHT THERAPY LAMP. I've been doing for 2 months now and my T levels are off-the-charts

If you don't believe me, try it

They literally respond to the sun, they grow and squirm around, powered up by Apollo's blessings.

You will feel stronger and more powerful... YOU'LL BE ROCK HARD AND READY TO RUMBLE and I vouch for that

This is the knowledge the establishment forbid... they want you indoors, CLOTHED, under fake light and abiding by these ridiculous Covid measures.

Those with sunned balls will inherit the earth.

 

[DivineBeing]

at this point you should just roid

 

[DivineBeing]

also dnr

 

[UglyGod360]

I'm surrounded by nosy neighbors so I can't do this

 

[.👽.]

seing the sun in germany is harder than getting Stacy as an 4psl subhuman

 

[buckchadley31]

No it dries up your butthole guys don't do it

 

[gamma]

Do you sun your balls in the park of London?

 

[DivineBeing]

seing the sun in germany is harder than getting Stacy as an 4psl subhuman

i cant see psl 3 gooks without paying for their meals

 

[MakinItHappenReturn]

Do you sun your balls in the park of London?

Read the post dude. I use a day light therapy lamp.

 

[RoundHouse]

seing the sun in germany is harder than getting Stacy as an 4psl subhuman

Red light therapy does the same thing, without burning them​

 

[Deleted member 15791]

You need to be exposing your balls to the sun. Why?

Exposure to sunlight = optimal function of mitochondria
- This boosts function of the Leydig cells in the testicles where testosterone is made. This leads to higher testosterone. Blood flow is also empowered which makes all of your machinery down there work optimally.

It’s quite simple reall:

When was the last time that your nether regions would have been FREE in the natural world, nude and exposed to the sun like they are meant to be, like every other animal on this Earth?

The Lion and the Gorilla suns his balls through his experience of life. The human keeps his caged in tight underwear (stop wearing underwear or wear lighter colours)

You are GENUINELY being cut off from a part of your PRIMAL POWER!

HOW TO DO IT:

You can pull your pants down in a private area and allow the sunlight to bless the fellas. A good starting session is 20 minutes, remember to consider that this skin area likely hasn’t been exposed to sunlight for many months if not years, so take appropriate care to work up to exposure. Don't be a dumbass and start sunscreening for goodness sake.

The ideal time of the day would be either early morning or just before noon. Avoid maximum UV times.

An old Abraham Myerson’s study in “The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology” found that men who exposed their torso to UV light and UV rays saw their testosterone levels increase to 120%. Yes and when they exposed testes to UV light and UV rays, they were able to boost them T levels to a whopping 200%! Now we don't want to rely on what study's say, but every guy that does will feel the difference.

How do I do it living in shit-weather England? A DAY LIGHT THERAPY LAMP. I've been doing for 2 months now and my T levels are off-the-charts

If you don't believe me, try it

They literally respond to the sun, they grow and squirm around, powered up by Apollo's blessings.

You will feel stronger and more powerful... YOU'LL BE ROCK HARD AND READY TO RUMBLE and I vouch for that

This is the knowledge the establishment forbid... they want you indoors, CLOTHED, under fake light and abiding by these ridiculous Covid measures.

Those with sunned balls will inherit the earth.

Does red light lamp work - I use it for my skin

 

[MakinItHappenReturn]

Does red light lamp work - I use it for my skin

Red Light Therapy is to work against the UV rays from the sunlight that damage your face.

The two things Sunlight and RedLight have in common is collagen encouragement basically.

 

[MakinItHappenReturn]

Is opening the blinds with the sun going on my balls good enough? If so I do right now.
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Your dog is good looking. Doesn't suit you. Should be like owner like dog nigga.

 

[ropemax]

@Ethereal this is the cagefuel you were looking for

 

[ChristianChad]

Exposure to sunlight = optimal function of mitochondria

you aren't redpilled on basic photobiology


The thing about sunlight is that it has blue light spectrum of light which has damaging properties when it comes to mitochondria.


I would recommend buying a redlight device (which has complete opposite effect and will achieve what you intend) and using it on balls from a good distance 10 minutes per day, this will actually enhance the mitochondria function in your testicles.






funny story i used to sun my balls every day in the summer back in 2019 in my balcony
i inadvertently got as tan as a morrocan

 

[Deleted member 6695]

The sun does not exist where i live, also where the hell would I sun my balls.

 

[ChristianChad]

Is opening the blinds with the sun going on my balls good enough? If so I do right now.
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[RoundHouse]

Your dog is good looking. Doesn't suit you. Should be like owner like dog nigga.

? All i see is two dogs

 

[MakinItHappenReturn]

? All i see is two dogs

Bitches*

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

The neighbor called the cops

Spoiler

Again

 

[Deleted member 11770]

get ball cancer theory

 

[Anomaly]

Thank you @MakinItHappenReturn . I appreciate the awareness for balls tanning. Here is a paper from 1939, although I would trust that more than modern ones:

https://tahomaclinic.com/Private/Articles1/Androsterone/Myerson%201939%20-%20Influence%20Of%20Ultraviolet%20Irradiation%20Upon%20Excretion%20Of%20Sex%20Hormones%20In%20The%20Male.pdf

A small, quartz, mercury lamp, now on the market, was used. According to
the information from the factory, the spectrum of this lamp consists of 52% infra'
red, 20% luminous and 28% ultraviolet rays. The duration of exposure to the light
was 8, 10, 12, 15,18 and 20 minutes, each succeeding exposure being increased over
the preceding one. There was in the majority of cases a marked erythema but no
undesirable skin reaction and the procedure of increased exposure could be applied
in all cases.

successively different parts of the body were irradiated, namely,
the anterior part of the body including chest, face and genitalia; chest and head alone;
genital region alone; total back; and a small portion of the back in the region of the
scapulae corresponding in size to the area of the genitalia

this report deals only
with the formation and excretion of androsterones in urine. Since nothing is known
at the present time about the storage of male sex hormones in the body, their greater
excretion may be regarded as an indication of their greater formation in the body,
although this is not certain.

Note that testosterone was only discovered in the 1920s. So this was a brand new area of research.

The next series of irradiation was applied solely to the genital region and
its immediate vicinity, the remainder of the body being carefully protected
from all rays. After 5 irradiations during 6 days, the androsterone excretion
was raised from 70 to 205 i.u., nearly 200%. Five more irradiations during
the next 5 days did not further raise the hormone output, but it persisted
at nearly the same level. After another icday interval without irradiation,
the hormone output went back to its 'normal' level of about 70 i.u. per liter

Finally, it is to be stressed that irradiation of the genital region is
more effective than irradiation of other, even much larger, parts of the body.

Although irradiation of the head, thorax and abdomen gave an appreciable
rise (from 90 to 240 i.u.), it was impossible to raise the level of hormone out'
put by further irradiation of the chest to the height reached by irradiation
of the genital region (fig. 2).

after irradiation of
a small area of the back, there is no rise of the hormone excretion in the urine,
while irradiation of an area of the same sise in the genital region shows a
definite rise of the androsterone excretion.

 

[Deleted member 5061]

funny story i used to sun my balls every day in the summer back in 2019 in my balcony
i inadvertently got as tan as a morrocan

Same I do it ever summer on balcony. Its important to adjust slowly to tanning, starting with short sessions and then extending.

Thread is legit, when I tan balls + dick, Im horny 24/7 and full of energy.

 

[Laikyn]

would infrared light work?

 

[Edgar]

They literally respond to the sun, they grow and squirm around, powered up by Apollo's blessings.

Caged

 

[Edgar]

So a red light lamp huh, won't the increased cause acne? My skin is already bad

 

[TITUS]

I do it in the summer, maybe i have to plug that 400Watts growing lamp and aim it to my balls.

 

[Deleted member 15601]

You need to be exposing your balls to the sun. Why?

Exposure to sunlight = optimal function of mitochondria
This boosts function of the Leydig cells in the testicles where testosterone is made. This leads to higher testosterone. Blood flow is also empowered which makes all of your machinery down there work optimally.

It’s quite simple reall:

When was the last time that your nether regions would have been FREE in the natural world, nude and exposed to the sun like they are meant to be, like every other animal on this Earth?

The Lion and the Gorilla suns his balls through his experience of life. The human keeps his caged in tight underwear (stop wearing underwear or wear lighter colours)

You are GENUINELY being cut off from a part of your PRIMAL POWER!

HOW TO DO IT:

You can pull your pants down in a private area and allow the sunlight to bless the fellas. A good starting session is 20 minutes, remember to consider that this skin area likely hasn’t been exposed to sunlight for many months if not years, so take appropriate care to work up to exposure. Don't be a dumbass and start sunscreening for goodness sake.

The ideal time of the day would be either early morning or just before noon. Avoid maximum UV times.

An old Abraham Myerson’s study in “The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology” found that men who exposed their torso to UV light and UV rays saw their testosterone levels increase to 120%. Yes and when they exposed testes to UV light and UV rays, they were able to boost them T levels to a whopping 200%! Now we don't want to rely on what study's say, but every guy that does will feel the difference.

How do I do it living in shit-weather England? A DAY LIGHT THERAPY LAMP. I've been doing for 2 months now and my T levels are off-the-charts

If you don't believe me, try it

They literally respond to the sun, they grow and squirm around, powered up by Apollo's blessings.

You will feel stronger and more powerful... YOU'LL BE ROCK HARD AND READY TO RUMBLE and I vouch for that

This is the knowledge the establishment forbid... they want you indoors, CLOTHED, under fake light and abiding by these ridiculous Covid measures.

Those with sunned balls will inherit the earth.

I would but its winter right now.

 

[chadmanlet04]

I do this daily and notice nothing different tbh

 

[fuggg]

do tanning beds work too for this? (there are different types of UV rays as far as I know)

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

You need to be exposing your balls to the sun. Why?

Exposure to sunlight = optimal function of mitochondria
This boosts function of the Leydig cells in the testicles where testosterone is made. This leads to higher testosterone. Blood flow is also empowered which makes all of your machinery down there work optimally.

It’s quite simple reall:

When was the last time that your nether regions would have been FREE in the natural world, nude and exposed to the sun like they are meant to be, like every other animal on this Earth?

The Lion and the Gorilla suns his balls through his experience of life. The human keeps his caged in tight underwear (stop wearing underwear or wear lighter colours)

You are GENUINELY being cut off from a part of your PRIMAL POWER!

HOW TO DO IT:

You can pull your pants down in a private area and allow the sunlight to bless the fellas. A good starting session is 20 minutes, remember to consider that this skin area likely hasn’t been exposed to sunlight for many months if not years, so take appropriate care to work up to exposure. Don't be a dumbass and start sunscreening for goodness sake.

The ideal time of the day would be either early morning or just before noon. Avoid maximum UV times.

An old Abraham Myerson’s study in “The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology” found that men who exposed their torso to UV light and UV rays saw their testosterone levels increase to 120%. Yes and when they exposed testes to UV light and UV rays, they were able to boost them T levels to a whopping 200%! Now we don't want to rely on what study's say, but every guy that does will feel the difference.

How do I do it living in shit-weather England? A DAY LIGHT THERAPY LAMP. I've been doing for 2 months now and my T levels are off-the-charts

If you don't believe me, try it

They literally respond to the sun, they grow and squirm around, powered up by Apollo's blessings.

You will feel stronger and more powerful... YOU'LL BE ROCK HARD AND READY TO RUMBLE and I vouch for that

This is the knowledge the establishment forbid... they want you indoors, CLOTHED, under fake light and abiding by these ridiculous Covid measures.

Those with sunned balls will inherit the earth.

Inb4 testicular cancer

 

[Deleted member 15827]

I'm surrounded by nosy neighbors so I can't do this

Same but I like mogging them so I'll do this

 

[Anchor_Ship]

get ball cancer theory

 

[randomvanish]

 

[randomvanish]

HOW TO DO IT:

 

[AlexBrown84]

Bum9

 

[AlexBrown84]

You’re right about the part where dick squirms around and moves while tanning it. It’s doing it right now

 

[TeenAscender]

so happy thjis dumbass tyler durden wannabe cunt and the 5'7 larping sociopath looksoverall are finally banned from this site

 

[TeenAscender]

You’re right about the part where dick squirms around and moves while tanning it. It’s doing it right now

u sure ur dick squirming isnt from staring at ur korean women pics

 

[AlexBrown84]

u sure ur dick squirming isnt from staring at ur korean women pics

No Korean girls in Denmark I don’t think. Just subhuman blonde girls sigh

 

[Deleted member 8869]

You need to be exposing your balls to the sun. Why?

Exposure to sunlight = optimal function of mitochondria
This boosts function of the Leydig cells in the testicles where testosterone is made. This leads to higher testosterone. Blood flow is also empowered which makes all of your machinery down there work optimally.

It’s quite simple reall:

When was the last time that your nether regions would have been FREE in the natural world, nude and exposed to the sun like they are meant to be, like every other animal on this Earth?

The Lion and the Gorilla suns his balls through his experience of life. The human keeps his caged in tight underwear (stop wearing underwear or wear lighter colours)

You are GENUINELY being cut off from a part of your PRIMAL POWER!

HOW TO DO IT:

You can pull your pants down in a private area and allow the sunlight to bless the fellas. A good starting session is 20 minutes, remember to consider that this skin area likely hasn’t been exposed to sunlight for many months if not years, so take appropriate care to work up to exposure. Don't be a dumbass and start sunscreening for goodness sake.

The ideal time of the day would be either early morning or just before noon. Avoid maximum UV times.

An old Abraham Myerson’s study in “The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology” found that men who exposed their torso to UV light and UV rays saw their testosterone levels increase to 120%. Yes and when they exposed testes to UV light and UV rays, they were able to boost them T levels to a whopping 200%! Now we don't want to rely on what study's say, but every guy that does will feel the difference.

How do I do it living in shit-weather England? A DAY LIGHT THERAPY LAMP. I've been doing for 2 months now and my T levels are off-the-charts

If you don't believe me, try it

They literally respond to the sun, they grow and squirm around, powered up by Apollo's blessings.

You will feel stronger and more powerful... YOU'LL BE ROCK HARD AND READY TO RUMBLE and I vouch for that

This is the knowledge the establishment forbid... they want you indoors, CLOTHED, under fake light and abiding by these ridiculous Covid measures.

Those with sunned balls will inherit the earth.

can you recommend me a daylight therapy lamp?

 

[Deleted member 8869]

seing the sun in germany is harder than getting Stacy as an 4psl subhuman

fax

 

[FutureChadronelite]

OP no worries, i believe what you are saying