surrogacy mother joke

[Deleted member 4438]

because i am 27 and maybe never gonna marry, i was thinking about getting a surrogacy mother.

now comes the joke: its expensive as fuck

and now comes the biggest joke EVER: the cheepest country for it is INDIA

DUDE JUST LOL AND WTF: IMAGINE PAYING 25.000 DOLLARS TO GET AN GIGA ULTRA SUBHUMAN CHILD

IMAGINE YOU PAY SOME CURRY DOCTORS AND A FOID 25.000 SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE AN 5'8 SON WHO WILL COME TO THIS SITE 20 YEARS LATER

WTTTFFFFF

 

[Deleted member 3556]

Adopt son from foid who got pumped and dumped by chad

 

[Deleted member 4438]

Adopt son from foid who got pumped and dumped by chad

thats not my dna man

whats the point in raising other mans children

 

[Gaia262]

because i am 27 and maybe never gonna marry, i was thinking about getting a surrogacy mother.

now comes the joke: its expensive as fuck

and now comes the biggest joke EVER: the cheepest country for it is INDIA

DUDE JUST LOL AND WTF: IMAGINE PAYING 25.000 DOLLARS TO GET AN GIGA ULTRA SUBHUMAN CHILD

IMAGINE YOU PAY SOME CURRY DOCTORS AND A FOID 25.000 SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE AN 5'8 SON WHO WILL COME TO THIS SITE 20 YEARS LATER

WTTTFFFFF

That's not how surrogacy works your not impregnating an indian womans egg with your sperm .

It's your sperm plus a donors egg then you put into a surrogacy woman.

Make sure to choose a hot girl egg and possibly pgd-screening to design a child with green eyes etc.

 

[Deleted member 4438]

That's not how surrogacy works your not impregnating an indian womans egg with your sperm .

It's your sperm plus a donors egg then you put into a surrogacy woman.

Make sure to choose a hot girl egg and possibly pgd-screening to design a child with green eyes etc.

yeah, but will it be my child at least?

i refuse to raise other peoples children

i am no retard

 

[Gaia262]

yeah, but will it be my child at least?

i refuse to raise other peoples children

i am no retard

Yes it's your child. It's your sperm + a donor egg.

The surrogate mother just grows the fertilized egg in her.

Do your research man, seems you just blurted this out without even looking into it.

Here is a new procedure thst allows you to choose the your baby's eye colour soon it will be skin colour and hair colour and so on.

Make sure you get a 6ft tall hot European girl eggs as well

This way you can mitigate your kids being subhuman with shitty genetics.

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[Deleted member 4438]

Yes it's your child. It's your sperm + a donor egg.

The surrogate mother just grows the fertilized egg in her.

Do your research man, seems you just blurted this out without even looking into it.

Here is a new procedure thst allows you to choose the your baby's eye colour soon it will be skin colour and hair colour and so on.

Make sure you get a 6ft tall hot European girl eggs as well

This way you can mitigate your kids being subhuman with shitty genetics.

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so its no risk to use an indian mother as surrogacy?

 

[Gargantuan]

Try whitemaxxing your skin and go to an Indian breeding party

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[Deleted member 4438]

Try whitemaxxing your skin and go to an Indian breeding party

Indian Women/White Men Breeding Parties

Soraya United States Jul 8, 2013 I've been to one. They are simply called breeding parties. They have them in Delhi, Madras, Mumbai, and also in the UK among

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dude i dont want an indian child, you dont get the point?

 

[Gargantuan]

dude i dont want an indian child, you dont get the point?

Beggars can't be choosers I suppose

 

[Gaia262]

so its no risk to use an indian mother as surrogacy?

No she is just the host, if she eats shit indian food it could effect the child but it will be your child and egg donors child.

Do some research.

 

[Deleted member 399]

dude i dont want an indian child, you dont get the point?

WOW! You'er really stupid! Here's what you're doing: you're using YOUR sperm and a top foid's EGG to create an embryo which will be implanted into the womb of some other foid (curry/filipino/thai/etc). Your child will be half white and half curry. You can use embryo genetic testing to select the fittest embryo.

 

[Deleted member 4438]

WOW! You'er really stupid! Here's what you're doing: you're using YOUR sperm and a top foid's EGG to create an embryo which will be implanted into the womb of some other foid (curry/filipino/thai/etc). Your child will be half white and half curry. You can use embryo genetic testing to select the fittest embryo.

i dont want half curry child?

 

[Deleted member 399]

i dont want half curry child?

Then use a top tier curry foid who is an olympic athlete.

 

[Deleted member 4438]

Then use a top tier curry foid who is an olympic athlete.

Yeah bro, keep dreaming

How many Currys like that even exist

 

[Deleted member 399]

Yeah bro, keep dreaming

How many Currys like that even exist

If you already realize this, then look beyond your race.

 

[Deleted member 4438]

If you already realize this, then look beyond your race.

I am Turk by the way

I am no Indian

 

[Deleted member 399]

I am Turk by the way

I am no Indian

Oh sorry. I dunno man. If I were you, I'd get a top tier white amazon's eggs.