BigJimsWornOutTires
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Riding a bicycle like a beach cruiser might be easy for most of you. But for guys like me, it's contesting. Because it causes a rash due to my Destroyer of Worlds chafing against my leg and bicycle seat. Ugh. It can hurt too! The same goes for an Apocalypse. Radiation burns and people shooting at you, ugh, a real pickle dickle. Although the prosperous members will move underground or slowly descend to the Earth from orbit, they too lack an understanding of How This Works. The ground under the shelters will cave in. The space junk will collide with your billion-dollar tin can. Not including other nations trying to blow you out from that sky.
And speaking of blowing, I envy most of you micropenises on here. You don't have to deal with women and cucks at bars demanding to see it. And then when you do display it, some lush tries to wrap her lips around it as if it's a Youtube challenge. Ugh. Kinda hurt my feelings and deteriorates me into a cheap sex object.
None of you on here has to experience that. And I applaud you! Bless your hearts. And never give up the fight to be....um.....ah.....ugh....you!
And speaking of blowing, I envy most of you micropenises on here. You don't have to deal with women and cucks at bars demanding to see it. And then when you do display it, some lush tries to wrap her lips around it as if it's a Youtube challenge. Ugh. Kinda hurt my feelings and deteriorates me into a cheap sex object.
None of you on here has to experience that. And I applaud you! Bless your hearts. And never give up the fight to be....um.....ah.....ugh....you!
