Sw00zie is a Blackpill genius or a Blue-pilled failure

Is Swoozie actually a 40+ yr old virgin?

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The oldest black YouTuber who's been around since the dawn of the internet and basically invented the storytelling genre of videos is a Christian and claims to be saving himself for marriage(has a shit ton of stories of girls desperately wanting his D and hookups where it's assumed he just made out with them)

How viable is it that he's actually been fighting his natural male urges the 40+ years he's been on this Earth and if so, what are the chances he's hiding some extreme failo that prevents him from having sex? He's friends with every major female YouTuber
 
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to be honest i used to watch his vids when i was younger hes not bad looking but even little kid me knew he was a liar
 
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to be honest i used to watch his vids when i was younger hes not bad looking but even little kid me knew he was a liar
I mean he could be one of those guys that get their d sucked and does hella foreplay and is technically still a virgin cuz of that, I kinda wanna believe it because how else would he have hordes upon hordes of female "friends" unless his simping nature is true
 
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Even the very few “wait til marriage” people I know got married in their early-mid 20s at the latest.
He’s way too famous to not get laid or be able to get a wife, so he’s either lying, gay, or has something wrong where he has no libido
 
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Even the very few “wait til marriage” people I know got married in their early-mid 20s at the latest.
He’s way too famous to not get laid or be able to get a wife, so he’s either lying, gay, or has something wrong where he has no libido
I was thinking the last part too, to me there's no way he's gay because there's just some emotions that people have about meeting up with chicks that can't be emulated, the libido thing might make sense but I think the more realistic thing is he may have been sexually abused in his childhood and that makes sex a weird thing for him maybe. He also can't be lying, because like you said he's too famous and he definitely would've been #MeToo'd or someone would have said something by now
 

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