Sweatiest gambling session I’ve ever had (8h+)

[Sadist]

I kept doubling my bally on slots every time I’d depo $100. So today I was chilling with @Menas and thought to myself “hMmM what if I depo 500 and proportionally up my bets”

Then proceeded to fucking lose all of it. So I did what any sensible person would do

And depo’d 100 to try and win it back (jfl). Then fucking lost it all

So THEN I did what any sensible person would do in THIS situation - I closed the website.

Sike. I didn’t. I depo’d another 500. And after about 2 hours of constant back and forth bullshit using different multiple strats, constantly switching bet amounts, etc. my bally was at almost $1400

So I withdrew the $1100 I originally depo’d, and decided to keep going

At which point, the casino probably clocked that I was getting a bit too lucky, so of course, I lost it all

Then, I had an absolutely retarded moment: I went to take a shit and while shitting, decided to depo another 100.

Lost it

Then decided to depo yet another. And fucking lost that as well (ran a retarded strat but oh well)

Fucking ropefuel. But at that point, I was determined.

I came up to @Menas and was like “yo i just lost another 200, should I depo 500 again to try and run it back up?”

And I don’t even remember what the fuck he said, but I did it anyways, and I assume he said “fuck no nigga dont do it” because after he clocked what I did he was like “what the fuck bro”

Anyways, I fucking turned that shit into almost $1300, Which commission turned into like $1213

Either way, looking at my net in and net out, we can see the following:

$1839.04 net OUT

$2199.73 net IN

That’s +$360.69 BABY

Anyways, this is a slippery fucking slope so I’m probably not gambling again in a GOOD while.

Shit was fun as fuck tho (until it was pure cortisol fuel (until it was fun as fuck again))

P.S. Menas is fucking unhinged but a decent gambling strategist (especially for a muslim). Unless he’s just a lucky charm. Or a bit of both, perhaps

 

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[MrCrig]

Goodshit, keep up the gambling

 

[Oriental]

I kept doubling my shit on slots every time I’d depo $100. So today I was chilling with @Menas and thought to myself “hMmM what if I depo 500 and proportionally up my bets”

Then proceeded to fucking lose all of it. So I did what any sensible person would do

And depo’d 100 to try and win it back (jfl). Then fucking lost it all

So THEN I did what any sensible person would do in THIS situation - I closed the website.

Sike. I didn’t. I depo’d another 500. And after about 2 hours of constant back and forth bullshit using different multiple strats, constantly switching bet amounts, etc. my bally was at almost $1400

So I withdrew the $1100 I originally depo’d, and decided to keep going

At which point, the casino probably clocked that I was getting a bit too lucky, so of course, I lost it all

Then, I had an absolutely retarded moment: I went to take a shit and while shitting, decided to depo another 100.

Lost it

Then decided to depo yet another. And fucking lost that as well (ran a retarded strat but oh well)

Fucking ropefuel. But at that point, I was determined.

I came up to @Menas and was like “yo i just lost another 200, should I depo 500 again to try and run it back up?”

And I don’t even remember what the fuck he said, but I did it anyways, and I assume he said “fuck no migga dont do it” because after he clocked what I did he was like “what the fuck nigga”

Anyways, I fucking turned that shit into almost $1300, Which commission turned into like $1213

Either way, looking at my net in and net out, we can see the following:
View attachment 5045101

$1839.04 net OUT

$2199.73 net IN

That’s +$360.69 BABY

Anyways, this is a slippery fucking slope so I’m probably not gambling again in a GOOD while.

Shit was fun as fuck tho (until it was pure cortisol fuel (until it was fun as fuck again))

put it all on plinkoballs $20 balls

 

[Menas]

 

[mohito]

This @Menas guy seems pretty chill

 

[Petsmart]

 

[Menas]

P.S. Menas is fucking unhinged but a decent gambling strategist (especially for a muslim). Unless he’s just a lucky charm. Or a bit of both

Blud was not clutching with 20uah per bet

 

[imontheloose]

@Menas i will be reporting this to allah

 

[BadLuck7892]

I don't gamble

 

[Aox Ofwar]

So THEN I did what any sensible person would do in THIS situation - I closed the website.

Sike. I didn’t. I depo’d another 500.

The story could have ended really fucking badly right here

 

[Sadist]

I don't gamble

good. i’d usually do it for fun, buf today shit got quite serious

 

[Menas]

The story could have ended really fucking badly right here

That's why you keep going my nigga

 

[Aox Ofwar]

View attachment 5045205

That's why you keep going my nigga

When your debt is lowkey getting bigger than the total debt of the United States of America so you have to borrow money from the casino itself to keep depoing

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

once spent 37k in a single gambling run

i am extremely genetically inclined to gamble tbh, i stay far away from it + other high risk actions

 

[Oriental]

once spent 37k in a single gambling run

i am extremely genetically inclined to gamble tbh, i stay far away from it + other high risk actions

did you win

 

[Menas]

once spent 37k in a single gambling run

i am extremely genetically inclined to gamble tbh, i stay far away from it + other high risk actions

shoul've gone for 38

 

[Sadist]

once spent 37k in a single gambling run

i am extremely genetically inclined to gamble tbh, i stay far away from it + other high risk actions

ye we wont even start about Mr. @Cat.

nigga got shitfaced once and upped himself a new whip + a few serious surgeries

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

shoul've gone for 38

FUCK OFF!!!!

 

[Quncho]

I kept doubling my bally on slots every time I’d depo $100. So today I was chilling with @Menas and thought to myself “hMmM what if I depo 500 and proportionally up my bets”

Then proceeded to fucking lose all of it. So I did what any sensible person would do

And depo’d 100 to try and win it back (jfl). Then fucking lost it all

So THEN I did what any sensible person would do in THIS situation - I closed the website.

Sike. I didn’t. I depo’d another 500. And after about 2 hours of constant back and forth bullshit using different multiple strats, constantly switching bet amounts, etc. my bally was at almost $1400

So I withdrew the $1100 I originally depo’d, and decided to keep going

At which point, the casino probably clocked that I was getting a bit too lucky, so of course, I lost it all

Then, I had an absolutely retarded moment: I went to take a shit and while shitting, decided to depo another 100.

Lost it

Then decided to depo yet another. And fucking lost that as well (ran a retarded strat but oh well)

Fucking ropefuel. But at that point, I was determined.

I came up to @Menas and was like “yo i just lost another 200, should I depo 500 again to try and run it back up?”

And I don’t even remember what the fuck he said, but I did it anyways, and I assume he said “fuck no migga dont do it” because after he clocked what I did he was like “what the fuck nigga”

Anyways, I fucking turned that shit into almost $1300, Which commission turned into like $1213

Either way, looking at my net in and net out, we can see the following:
View attachment 5045101

$1839.04 net OUT

$2199.73 net IN

That’s +$360.69 BABY

Anyways, this is a slippery fucking slope so I’m probably not gambling again in a GOOD while.

Shit was fun as fuck tho (until it was pure cortisol fuel (until it was fun as fuck again))

P.S. Menas is fucking unhinged but a decent gambling strategist (especially for a muslim). Unless he’s just a lucky charm. Or a bit of both, perhaps

Time for some plinko balls

 

[Quncho]

shoul've gone for 38

ye we wont even start about Mr. @Cat.

nigga got shitfaced once and upped himself a new whip + a few serious surgeries

Contributor gambling meet up let's do it

 

[Menas]

bumping ts