Swollen lymph nodes making me chopped and I might have cancer, might be the worst day of my life

[gautama333]

So I've got submental swollen lymph nodes of over 3 cm. At first it was al good as they weren't noticable but now i look like I have no chin and conor murphy's maseter on one side of the face. Truly brutal

Doctor says it's probably a lymphome and that my previous retarded doctor misdiagnosed it with tonsilitis for over half a year JFL, I've done all the shit tests and getting them back on mondat but I have all the fucking cancer symptoms (persistent fever for no reason, night sweats ,weight loss thanks to which I kinda barretmaxxed, etc.) , and most infections are discarded.

To top it off I have to go fuck my foid girlfriend on wednesday and wanna get rid of this shit asap, or at least make them smaller, so that she doesn't cheat with BBC

Should I just take my mom's prednisone without prescription for 5 days and hope for the best? Should I just full and not waste any time dealing with the (apparently) very likely cancer?

Doctors are the most despicable retards in the face of the earth, and I'll probably be dead anyway 5 years from now. Worst of it all is how much I've payed for these fucking retards. Brutal.

 

[6ft5geneticsaviour]

rough

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Visit the doctor nigga. 3cm lymph node is serious

 

[Nathan Fielder]

@Node

 

[inceliusndius]

So I've got submental swollen lymph nodes of over 3 cm. At first it was al good as they weren't noticable but now i look like I have no chin and conor murphy's maseter on one side of the face. Truly brutal

Doctor says it's probably a lymphome and that my previous retarded doctor misdiagnosed it with tonsilitis for over half a year JFL, I've done all the shit tests and getting them back on mondat but I have all the fucking cancer symptoms (persistent fever for no reason, night sweats ,weight loss thanks to which I kinda barretmaxxed, etc.) , and most infections are discarded.

To top it off I have to go fuck my foid girlfriend on wednesday and wanna get rid of this shit asap, or at least make them smaller, so that she doesn't cheat with BBC

Should I just take my mom's prednisone without prescription for 5 days and hope for the best? Should I just full and not waste any time dealing with the (apparently) very likely cancer?

Doctors are the most despicable retards in the face of the earth, and I'll probably be dead anyway 5 years from now. Worst of it all is how much I've payed for these fucking retards. Brutal.

Holy shit
im sorry for u

 

[gautama333]

Visit the doctor nigga. 3cm lymph node is serious

Dude it might be even more than that, it's like having a second adams apple at this point. Visited this retarded doctor so many times and he told me it's tonsilitis and hormonal changes (I'm fucking 20 ffs). Just started visiting the other one, and he freakes out when I told him about the last month of fever everyday and told him this shit. It's either cancer or a freak disease from what he tells me, I'm so fucked

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Dude it might be even more than that, it's like having a second adams apple at this point. Visited this retarded doctor so many times and he told me it's tonsilitis and hormonal changes (I'm fucking 20 ffs). Just started visiting the other one, and he freakes out when I told him about the last month of fever everyday and told him this shit. It's either cancer or a freak disease from what he tells me, I'm so fucked

That picture looks bad. Really bad

 

[Node]

@Node

Node

 

[gautama333]

That picture looks bad. Really bad

That picture looks bad. Really bad

Yeah im probably fucked. If I make it well I'll at least have leanmaxxed ig xD

 

[gautama333]

And should I cancel the foid for wednesday rn, or wait till I've got my results and taken prescriptionless prednisone for the inflamation and see what I'd do?

 

[lnceIs]

To top it off I have to go fuck my foid girlfriend on wednesday and wanna get rid of this shit asap, or at least make them smaller, so that she doesn't cheat with BBC

??

 

[gautama333]

??

If I look more chopped, and I'm already lmtn, she'll surely cheat with a nigger.

 

[lnceIs]

If I look more chopped, and I'm already lmtn, she'll surely cheat with a nigger.

You're manifesting it atp

 

[gautama333]

You're manifesting it atp

Dude I don't trust her at all cause she mogs me and I've been with her for less than 2 months. I can't gaslight myself, at best I'll manifest me transfering them my cancer telepatically if she cheats. Tuff.

 

[Scars]

Dude I don't trust her at all cause she mogs me and I've been with her for less than 2 months. I can't gaslight myself, at best I'll manifest me transfering them my cancer telepatically if she cheats. Tuff.

worry about the possible cancer bro

 

[ExpiredMilk_17]

Every single molecule + feel for you, hope it's nothing serious

 

[CollioureViews]

Dude it might be even more than that, it's like having a second adams apple at this point. Visited this retarded doctor so many times and he told me it's tonsilitis and hormonal changes (I'm fucking 20 ffs). Just started visiting the other one, and he freakes out when I told him about the last month of fever everyday and told him this shit. It's either cancer or a freak disease from what he tells me, I'm so fucked

Bunch of autoimmune issues trigger thyroid inflammation.

Don't get too stressed out yet.

My mum got misdiagnosed with cancer on two separate occasions over the past 15 yrs. It's just some next rare autoimmune issue, not terminal.

Good luck.

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

It could also be any other normal disease like covid19 infection.
Cancer is not the only thing that makes lymph nodes swell you know.

 

[gautama333]

It could also be any other normal disease like covid19 infection.
Cancer is not the only thing that makes lymph nodes swell you know.

It has been like this for like 6 months, fever everyday for at least 3 weeks, antibiotics haven't done anything, no other symptoms at all, night sweats and unexplainable weight loss. It's either that or a freak autoimmune reaction

 

[gautama333]

Bunch of autoimmune issues trigger thyroid inflammation.

Don't get too stressed out yet.

My mum got misdiagnosed with cancer on two separate occasions over the past 15 yrs. It's just some next rare autoimmune issue, not terminal.

Good luck.

That's certainly possible and what I'm hoping for. From what the doctor told me either will be made much clearer after I get the results from my blood test on monday.

Thx man

 

[CollioureViews]

That's certainly possible and what I'm hoping for. From what the doctor told me either will be made much clearer after I get the results from my blood test on monday.

Thx man

Biopsy ordered?

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

It has been like this for like 6 months, fever everyday for at least 3 weeks, antibiotics haven't done anything, no other symptoms at all, night sweats and unexplainable weight loss. It's either that or a freak autoimmune reaction

Those symptoms together — fever (especially recurring at night), night sweats, unexplained weight loss, and swollen lymph nodes — are often called “B symptoms.” They can be seen in certain cancers like Lymphoma (both Hodgkin lymphoma and Non-Hodgkin lymphoma), but that does NOT automatically mean you have cancer.


These same symptoms are also commonly caused by infections and other conditions, for example:

• Tuberculosis
• Infectious mononucleosis
• HIV
• COVID-19
• Chronic bacterial infections or even inflammatory diseases

What matters more is


how it’s happening


Doctors look at patterns like:

• Lymph nodes: are they painless, hard, and growing?
• Duration: symptoms lasting >2–3 weeks
• Weight loss: >10% body weight without trying
• Fever: persistent or coming in cycles
• Other signs: fatigue, itching, cough, e

 

[gautama333]

Biopsy ordered?

Next friday, hope it's all good

 

[gautama333]

Those symptoms together — fever (especially recurring at night), night sweats, unexplained weight loss, and swollen lymph nodes — are often called “B symptoms.” They can be seen in certain cancers like Lymphoma (both Hodgkin lymphoma and Non-Hodgkin lymphoma), but that does NOT automatically mean you have cancer.


These same symptoms are also commonly caused by infections and other conditions, for example:

• Tuberculosis
• Infectious mononucleosis
• HIV
• COVID-19
• Chronic bacterial infections or even inflammatory diseases

What matters more is


how it’s happening


Doctors look at patterns like:

• Lymph nodes: are they painless, hard, and growing?
• Duration: symptoms lasting >2–3 weeks
• Weight loss: >10% body weight without trying
• Fever: persistent or coming in cycles
• Other signs: fatigue, itching, cough, e

All checks. However it could still be a thyroid or autoimmune thing. Or mononucleosis idk

 

[gautama333]

God new bloodwork and it's epstein-barr. I can't bang my girlfriend for a month but at least I'm not dying. Sometimes mononucleosis doesn't appear in bloodtests so it's normal it was positive on the second one. Literal life fuel, otherwise I'd be pondering roping unironically.