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This guide will assist you in landing jobs that you are under qualified for. We’ll be going over interview tactics, skills, and other necessary steps to help you get selected at the job you are applying to. If you are a nigger chimp with dreads you can click off now, nobody is hiring you until you white wash.
STEP 1: Once you have decided on a place to apply to you are going to need to apply online AND show up in person with your resume. (Have the resume cater to the specific position you are applying to) Shake hands with the manager and notify him that you also applied online and was wanting to put a face to the name. (If you want a guide on how to make a good resume lmk and I’ll make a separate guide) IMPORTANT: ask when they would be able to follow up about an interview or a time window of when they would get back to you.
STEP 2: INTERVIEW PREP: before interviewing it is crucial that you do as much research as possible about the company, what it’s like working there, its history, AND the person interviewing you. It is crucial that you have a good idea of what you will be asked to do, to show that you are a competent candidate for the position. Dress to impress and be presentable, we all know that looks will aide to your success. TIPS: take a beta blocker before the interview to help reduce anxiety, DO NOT TAKE ANY AMPHETAMINES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE SUBJECTED TO A URINE TEST.
STEP 3: LARP: You need to LARP 40% of your resume and be able to larp in the interview with good flow. Some tips I can give would be to not say anything too interesting where the interviewer is going to keep asking about the topic, but relevant to the position you are applying to. Make sure that you know enough about the larp to be able to answer any follow up questions. Don’t make it too crazy, this just helps get you in.
STEP 4: Try to feed into the interviewers interests and build a solid connection. If they talk about some bullshit tell them how much you love it. Try and be as personable as possible. At the end of the interview it’s important that you ask when they will be able to get back to you.
BONUS: Make friends with someone who is already working at the place you are applying to, this can boost your chances of success by a ton.
EXAMPLE OF A SUCCESSFUL USE:
You want to apply to a 5-star hotel here’s how it would look.
- You customize your resume to be as relevant as possible to the position you are applying for
- apply online then show up in person with your resume (dressed nicely) and ask to speak to the manager directly
- He emails you the date and time for your interview so you do some research
- you learn all about the beginnings of the hotel, the credo/moddow, the Forbes standards, and what is expected of 5 star service.
- you learn that the interviewer likes football and what his favorite team is. (You can say you get free tickets to the games or say it’s your favorite team too)
- in the interview you talk about all the luxury hotels you have stayed at and the experiences that you have gathered. You stayed at the ritz Carlton in Turks and Caicos and went on the catamaran tour.
- The interviewer mentions something about how they like anything …. You love it too now.
- At the end of your interview, you ask when they will be getting back to you and how soon you can start.
Final comments:
-don’t take the larp too far
-don’t be too scared to larp (these niggas almost always never check if it’s too hard to do so)
-it may take multiple attempts to finally land a job that you are under qualified for but it’s worth the efforts in the end.
-if you dnrd this you are a brokecel cuck
STEP 1: Once you have decided on a place to apply to you are going to need to apply online AND show up in person with your resume. (Have the resume cater to the specific position you are applying to) Shake hands with the manager and notify him that you also applied online and was wanting to put a face to the name. (If you want a guide on how to make a good resume lmk and I’ll make a separate guide) IMPORTANT: ask when they would be able to follow up about an interview or a time window of when they would get back to you.
STEP 2: INTERVIEW PREP: before interviewing it is crucial that you do as much research as possible about the company, what it’s like working there, its history, AND the person interviewing you. It is crucial that you have a good idea of what you will be asked to do, to show that you are a competent candidate for the position. Dress to impress and be presentable, we all know that looks will aide to your success. TIPS: take a beta blocker before the interview to help reduce anxiety, DO NOT TAKE ANY AMPHETAMINES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE SUBJECTED TO A URINE TEST.
STEP 3: LARP: You need to LARP 40% of your resume and be able to larp in the interview with good flow. Some tips I can give would be to not say anything too interesting where the interviewer is going to keep asking about the topic, but relevant to the position you are applying to. Make sure that you know enough about the larp to be able to answer any follow up questions. Don’t make it too crazy, this just helps get you in.
STEP 4: Try to feed into the interviewers interests and build a solid connection. If they talk about some bullshit tell them how much you love it. Try and be as personable as possible. At the end of the interview it’s important that you ask when they will be able to get back to you.
BONUS: Make friends with someone who is already working at the place you are applying to, this can boost your chances of success by a ton.
EXAMPLE OF A SUCCESSFUL USE:
You want to apply to a 5-star hotel here’s how it would look.
- You customize your resume to be as relevant as possible to the position you are applying for
- apply online then show up in person with your resume (dressed nicely) and ask to speak to the manager directly
- He emails you the date and time for your interview so you do some research
- you learn all about the beginnings of the hotel, the credo/moddow, the Forbes standards, and what is expected of 5 star service.
- you learn that the interviewer likes football and what his favorite team is. (You can say you get free tickets to the games or say it’s your favorite team too)
- in the interview you talk about all the luxury hotels you have stayed at and the experiences that you have gathered. You stayed at the ritz Carlton in Turks and Caicos and went on the catamaran tour.
- The interviewer mentions something about how they like anything …. You love it too now.
- At the end of your interview, you ask when they will be getting back to you and how soon you can start.
BOOM YOU HAVE A JOB NOW NIGGA
Final comments:
-don’t take the larp too far
-don’t be too scared to larp (these niggas almost always never check if it’s too hard to do so)
-it may take multiple attempts to finally land a job that you are under qualified for but it’s worth the efforts in the end.
-if you dnrd this you are a brokecel cuck
