Take the Applepill

[Vermilioncore]

You’re suffering because a fucking apple. Jfl.

Cancer exists becuase an apple.
I’m sad because an apple.
Death exists because an apple.

That hungry slut just couldn’t resist that apple. Must have been a huge fucking 12 inch apple…this was the first slutty act in the history of existence

 

[BearBoy]

The apple must have been as big as my ballsack

 

[Vermilioncore]

The apple must have been as big as my ballsack

Damn nigga you must have a scrotum tumor

 

[Deleted member 17430]

The only applepill is that if you have a nonapple phone you are perceived as low class

 

[juste]

The only applepill is that if you have a nonapple phone you are perceived as low class

jfl ...

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Op is biblemaxxing

 

[loksr]

Nothing says it was an apple

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nothing says it was an apple

Apple, pear, banana, potato, carrot, same shit

 

[Deleted member 17531]

women cucked humanity from the beginning!! Now i get to go to hell because some femcel ate where she wasnt supposed to!! Kill all fat women, yippee!!

 

[Deleted member 17430]

If the apple hadn’t been picked up none of us would exist. It’s better to exist in a flawed world than to never have existed.