Take the dick pill

[Deleted member 2745]

" I remember, when I was in my late teens, I had finally worked my way into the bedroom of a schoolmate I had a crush on since my pre-teen years. He was a brown skinned, confident athlete with an air of cool and an incredible body that I couldn’t wait to discover. Everything was going swimmingly in our newfound courtship, until I unzipped his pants for the first time. After a fair amount of eager fumbling and foolish adolescent foreplay, I took off his pants, only to find attached this tiny, almost inconceivably small resemblance of a raisin - a miniscule currant from the most malnourished Saxifragaceae bush. I had taken my previous boyfriend from flaccid to firm before, so it wasn’t the mere fact that my beau nouveau wasn’t yet erect that was disappointing. It was the brutal reality that there wasn’t even enough flesh to be noticeable when fully hard. At his most erect point, he couldn’t possibly have been more than a baby thumb length's long or wide. That was one of the most disappointing days of my life"
EDIT:
THIS IS S FUCKING QUOTE FROM A POST FROM A FOID.
NOT ME

 

[Deleted member 3832]

I remember, when I was in my late teens, I had finally worked my way into the bedroom of a schoolmate I had a crush on since my pre-teen years. He was a brown skinned, confident athlete with an air of cool and an incredible body that I couldn’t wait to discover.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

bro wtf

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

stopped reading at ''he''

 

[Deleted member 2745]

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Nigga what.this isn't me writing this

 

[Vidyacoper]

banned for gay content

 

[Deleted member 2745]

banned for gay content

Nigga look at the edit

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Nigga look at the edit

still gay

 

[Deleted member 2745]

still gay

I put my money that if a main character wrote this,.this thread would have been getting different reactions

 

[Deleted member 3043]

I put my money that if a main character wrote this,.this thread would have been getting different reactions

i wish i was 6'8 god why. Imagine having a tiny possibility to find a 6'0 cute girl and be shorter . i wanna cry

 

[Cleftcel]

brown skinned with a micropeen.....so a curry?

 

[Deleted member 5143]

Don't forget quotation marks nigger

 

[Deleted member 2745]

i wish i was 6'8 god why. Imagine having a tiny possibility to find a 6'0 cute girl and be shorter . i wanna cry

I wish when I make a thread with decent content in it,.it won't go to complete fucking shit.

 

[stuckneworleans]

Funny

 

[Deleted member 3043]

I wish when I make a thread with decent content in it,.it won't go to complete fucking shit.

tell Me imagine having interest of a cute 5'11 girl but you beeing 5'10 and lying to 5,11.5.
what you gonna do ? date her ? or cry forever like me ?

height is everythi g

 

[Deleted member 2745]

tell Me imagine having interest of a cute 5'11 girl but you beeing 5'10 and lying to 5,11.5.
what you gonna do ? date her ? or cry forever like me ?

height is everythi g

It's an inch.
I would lie

 

[Deleted member 3043]

It's an inch.
I would lie

but how would you appear taller ? you can't fraud a lot...

 

[Deleted member 2745]

but how would you appear taller ? you can't fraud a lot...

Airmaxx

 

[Deleted member 5293]

micropenis is bad

 

[ChoSeungHui]

@dicklet4incher

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Airmaxx

srs i would exchange our situations. i give you me and you give me you just for the sake of the height

 

[Gazzamogga]

Probably a larp

Dicks as small as described are unbelievably rare and it just so happens to be attached to an athlete with a great body like in so many of these larp stories

 

[Deleted member 2745]

Probably a larp

Dicks as small as described are unbelievably rare and it just so happens to be attached to an athlete with a great body like in so many of these larp stories

I pulled it off a book review. So idk

 

[auboutduprecipice]

He was a brown skinned

brutal BBCpill

 

[HumidVent]

 

[BigBiceps]

If you're black, you're literally expected to have atleast 8 inches, or you're disappointment. Jews have put a lot of pressure on you black brothers.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

CHAD THREAD @Dope @Feanor @Ritalincel @Gazzamogga GTFIH

 

[Tony]

CHAD THREAD @Dope @Feanor @Ritalincel @Gazzamogga GTFIH

le streege

 

[Feanor]

brutal

 

[Deleted member 3043]

le streege

hello bro is there a Virgin perfect girl implant available ?
i can't stand girls that did x before me. i'm so sad. even ascending is kinda cope.

 

[Deleted member 3702]

Small is 7 inches for her

 

[idkagoodusername]

Bullshit. There's no way an athlete would show his micropenis without preparing the girl for disappointment. He would've been humiliated by his teammates in the locker room many times.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Small is 7 inches for her

this World is sick bro. you need face , height, frame, Dick. fuck it

 

[Deleted member 3702]

this World is sick bro. you need face , height, frame, Dick. fuck it

And a girl just need a pussy

 

[Deleted member 3043]

And a girl just need a pussy

so true.... i hate this gay world

 

[stuckneworleans]

 

[Deleted member 3702]

so true.... i hate this gay world

Try modafinil bro

 

[Deleted member 2205]

He was a brown skinned

 

[stuckneworleans]

bro what a chad thread ! i have a good time here ! wow 2nd page already !

 

[Deleted member 3043]

i will hermitmaxx before marriagemaxx i Guess. done with the fact THAT ALL WESTERN GIRLS THAT I FOUND ATTRACTIVE OR WERE INTO ME ARE NOT VIRGINS.

Try modafinil bro

i don't want to get fked by drugs

 

[Deleted member 3702]

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@reptiles when he will fuck his nordic landwhale

 

[Deleted member 2745]

bro what a chad thread ! i have a good time here ! wow 2nd page already !

tbh i actuall quite happy about it, as a side character 2 pages for me is insane.

 

[stuckneworleans]

tbh i actuall quite happy about it, as a side character 2 pages for me is insane.

what do you think about north caucasian people ?

 

[Alesund]

No shit she rejected him for his micro penis- that's one of the biggest death sentences out there along with sub 5'5 height and sub-4 face.

 

[reptiles]

@reptiles when he will fuck his nordic landwhale

 

[Papal_Guard]

MiroslavBulldosex

 

[Deleted member 3043]

tbh i actuall quite happy about it, as a side character 2 pages for me is insane.

thanks me later bruv

 

[Deleted member 3702]

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[reptiles]

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[Deleted member 2745]

what do you think about north caucasian people ?

@reptiles