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[lutte]

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[oatmeal]

it told me i speak gypsy english. how bad is this?

 

[Xangsane]

jfl

 

[Korea]

got damn nigga how long is this shit????

 

[lutte]

got damn nigga how long is this shit????

Not very, attentionspancel

 

[Korea]

Not very, attentionspancel

I just finished it.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:​

1. Canadian
2. American (Standard)
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:​

1. English
2. Dutch
3. Norwegian

 

[Introvertednarc]

 

[Sphinx]

 

[Alt Number 3]

brutal gypsy pill

 

[Sphinx]

brutal gypsy pill
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[Alt Number 3]

I have never even been to europe

 

[Sphinx]

I have never even been to europe

Where u from, or romania?

 

[Alt Number 3]

Where u from, or romania?

australia

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I got new zealand jfl

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:​

1. New Zealandish
2. South African
3. Australian

pretty accurate

 

[Deleted member 9670]

I got new zealand jfl

same

 

[Deleted member 2403]

same

i got

1. new zealandish
2. south african
3. welsh (UK)

 

[Jason Voorhees]

same

. I've been asked irl if I live in Singapore a few times

 

[Marsiere214]

 

[Chinacurry]

I got

 

[Deleted member 9670]

. I've been asked irl if I live in Singapore a few times


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have you been there

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Did it properly and got new zealandish again

@Adriana Lima please tell me new zealanders don't speak like ethnics

1. New Zealandish
2. Australian
3. South African

 

[Jason Voorhees]

have you been there

Yes many times. My dad used to work in a company based in Singapore

 

[Deleted member 5189]

 

[Deleted member 2403]

. I've been asked irl if I live in Singapore a few times


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This is way easier to understand than british not surprised i talk like this despite not being from new zealand

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Did it properly and got new zealandish again

@Adriana Lima please tell me new zealanders don't speak like ethnics

1. New Zealandish
2. Australian
3. South African

they speak the same as australians pretty much

 

[Jason Voorhees]

This is way easier to understand than british not surprised i talk like this despite not being from new zealand

The articulation is very clear and the sentences direct. British people omit a lot of sounds.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

they speak the same as australians pretty much

interesting

 

[thecel]

Incel English is a dialect:

Normie Version:

I was very nervous and awkward at yesterday’s job interview, and I didn’t get the job. I am so sad and spent all day today binge-watching YouTube and pornography. Maybe it’s not even worth it to keep trying. This is the 69th job I've applied to, and at this rate I’ll probably never get a job and leave my parents’ basement. Though I worked so hard (over 7 and a half years) for a chance at a normal life, my crush’s boyfriend barely puts in any effort yet is rich and famous just because of his good looks. I caught them having oral sex on her balcony last year, and memories like that still haunt me to this day. He pisses me the fuck off. Fuck, the world is so unfair. I’ve been contemplating suicide. This time I really feel like ending it all.



Incel Version:

I had some sperggy autist, mentalcel moments at my jobmaxing attempt yesterday, and I didn’t land the wageslave opportunity. All day today I coped by rotting on YouTube and cooming. After 69 tries, is the juice even worth the squeeze? I’ll be a permarotter and never escape the basement-dweller life. I studymaxed and moneymaxed for 400 weeks but got no results, and my oneitis’s Chad is just 1 Meeks with Barrett-tier forward growth. I probably skillmog him to Gandy and back, yet he moneymogs and famemogs me to O’Pry’s lateral orbital rims. I got cucked last year by seeing her on her balcony sucking the coom out Chad’s BBC as forcefully as a pool drain, and I still haven’t gotten over it as they live rent-free in my head. I wanna go ER on him. Clown world. Utter ropefuel. My rope is tied already. This time I feel like visiting Gandy ded srs.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

The articulation is very clear and the sentences direct. British people omit a lot of sounds.

is it easy for you to tell apart new zealand vs south african vs australian

 

[Deleted member 16984]

Shiiiiii

 

[lutte]

Ubunp

 

[Computer]

Lutte, Bro, I hope u are having a good day in Kumla, Sweden.

 

[lutte]

Lutte, Bro, I hope u are having a good day in Kumla, Sweden.

Im not

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Huh?

 

[lutte]

Huh?
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They think romanian is too irrelevant to include

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

They think romanian is too irrelevant to include

Some guy above me literally got romanian...

 

[Deleted member 13787]

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

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@Haven needs to take this test tbh

 

[Harold O'brien]

 

[Deleted member 13787]

@Haven needs to take this test tbh

what a fucking shittest

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Lol

Wtf is South African English tho

 

[buckchadley31]

Jfl

 

[lutte]

Lol View attachment 1555755
Wtf is South African English tho

I think it might be the english they speak in south africa

 

[Deleted member 7580]

I think it might be the english they speak in south africa

Never heard of it..

 

[Computer]

All that time for some wrong answer

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Racist fucks, at least they know I’m Italian and Iberian.

 

[SLA]

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:​

1. American (Standard)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. New Zealandish

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:​

1. English
2. Dutch
3. Norwegian

Considering I'm white american I guess it was right.

 

[Gargantuan]

 

[StrangerDanger]