tales from mental asylum

[faggotchadlite]

hey guys so,
i just came online a few minutes ago and have been using my asylum computer

ya im in an asylum rn, its close to my home so i can run away lol , idk how i got here

i just went to sleep at my home last night and woke up here today and there was a dude who explained me why im here and that ill be here for 30 days

but he then said that since my parents know the right people, i dont actually have to get treatment and this asylum stay is just to show on paper while im actually free to roam around the asylum and do whatever i want but cant go out , but i have to wear an ankle bracelet, and i can eat nothing but fucking bread and water for the next 30 days and my parents surely wont help me on this one

also im allowed to invite people jfl, but only 1 hour a day

 

[Deleted member 9217]

I stayed at a mental hospital for 24 days and it was really boring. It was like prison. Nothing to do. Good luck man.

 

[faggotchadlite]

tagging the boyos, break me out of there

@Chadeep @Jamesothy @TraumatisedOgre @Proex @Grimba @portuguesecel

 

[BrendioEEE]

What kind of asylum allows you to go on the internet bro? I was in one for awhile and I couldn't do shit.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

What kind of asylum allows you to go on the internet bro? I was in one for awhile and I couldn't do shit.

Did they inject you?

 

[faggotchadlite]

I stayed at a mental hospital for 24 days and it was really boring. It was like prison. Nothing to do. Good luck man.

im glad they allow me to use the computer tho, got any tips what to do here? and any way of reducing the stay?

 

[mogstar]

No more internet for u

 

[faggotchadlite]

What kind of asylum allows you to go on the internet bro? I was in one for awhile and I couldn't do shit.

what did u do when u were bored in the asylum? , i have limites computer time so i wanna know

 

[BrendioEEE]

Did they inject you?

Nah I didn't ingest even a single miligram into my mouth or veins. 100% Drug free.

 

[faggotchadlite]

Nah I didn't ingest even a single miligram into my mouth or veins. 100% Drug free.

Did they inject you?

thats my biggest fear tbh, if they ever inject shit

 

[BrendioEEE]

what did u do when u were bored in the asylum? , i have limites computer time so i wanna know

You just go crazy even more bro what do you mean jfl, there isn't shit in there. The only entertainment is talking to people crazier than you who are genuinely schizo or seeing what crazy shit they'll do, and the food. When I got moved up to a saner ward I started to read a bit though, and play some games with some of the other people. Eventually I started even doing pushups too. I wish I did burpees, but I had no idea what the fuck burpees were when I was in there.

 

[faggotchadlite]

You just go crazy even more bro what do you mean jfl, there isn't shit in there. The only entertainment is talking to people crazier than you who are genuinely schizo, and the food. When I got moved up to a saner ward I started to read a bit though, and play some games with some of the other people. Eventually I started even doing pushups too. I wish I did burpees, but I had no idea what the fuck burpees were when I was in there.

yeah thanks, this was helpful

about the food, i only have bread and water so

 

[BrendioEEE]

UOHHHH

 

[Deleted member 7029]

yeah you belong there buddy boyo

 

[Deleted member 9217]

what did u do when u were bored in the asylum? , i have limites computer time so i wanna know

Watched tv mostly. I read a bit but got bored of my book. One guy would just walk back and forth for 12 hours straight.

 

[Deleted member 9217]

im glad they allow me to use the computer tho, got any tips what to do here? and any way of reducing the stay?

When the doctors talk to u let them know that u are sane enough to leave. If ur suicidal lie and say u aren't because they'll just keep you there. U don't have to tell me but what are u in for. I might have better advice if I know.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Why do so many users end up there??

 

[Deleted member 9217]

You just go crazy even more bro what do you mean jfl, there isn't shit in there. The only entertainment is talking to people crazier than you who are genuinely schizo or seeing what crazy shit they'll do, and the food. When I got moved up to a saner ward I started to read a bit though, and play some games with some of the other people. Eventually I started even doing pushups too. I wish I did burpees, but I had no idea what the fuck burpees were when I was in there.

yeah there was this guy who would just go on schizophrenic ramblings about how he was the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe. He was a hermaphrodite also with masculine features. He was pretty funny ngl. He said he was a former marine also.

 

[faggotchadlite]

yeah there was this guy who would just go on schizophrenic ramblings about how he was the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe. He was a hermaphrodite also with masculine features. He was pretty funny ngl. He said he was a former marine also.

update : its only been like 2 hours there , i already met Adolf Hitler and bugs bunny

 

[Deleted member 9217]

update : its only been like 2 hours there , i already met Adolf Hitler and bugs bunny

Yeah some crazy ass people inhabit mental asylums. Hence the name.

 

[faggotchadlite]

Yeah some crazy ass people inhabit mental asylums. Hence the name.

crazier than i thought tho

 

[Deleted member 11414]

just refuse all medications
don't wanna get jewed into a drug addiction
also how'd u get locked up?

 

[faggotchadlite]

just refuse all medications
don't wanna get jewed into a drug addiction
also how'd u get locked up?

well, im gonna say the reason in a thread tomorrow

also im not gonna be forced to take medicene cause my parents are known doctors and they have my back

 

[Deleted member 12002]

hey guys so,
i just came online a few minutes ago and have been using my asylum computer

ya im in an asylum rn, its close to my home so i can run away lol , idk how i got here

i just went to sleep at my home last night and woke up here today and there was a dude who explained me why im here and that ill be here for 30 days

but he then said that since my parents know the right people, i dont actually have to get treatment and this asylum stay is just to show on paper while im actually free to roam around the asylum and do whatever i want but cant go out , but i have to wear an ankle bracelet, and i can eat nothing but fucking bread and water for the next 30 days and my parents surely wont help me on this one

also im allowed to invite people jfl, but only 1 hour a day

Have fun dude. I always wanted to have a month long asylum stay. It would be interesting.

 

[faggotchadlite]

Have fun dude. I always wanted to have a month long asylum stay. It would be interesting.

thanks boyo

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Lots of crazy vaginas in those places. Then you have other patient's visitors to fuck with as well. I once got caught fucking the nurse's assistance. Ugh. I know! Why the fuck does a nurse need a helper? I think she was in training. But yeah. I felt bad when they caught us. She had to move to another building. But fuck! She loved anal. Sick little bitch. You don't fuck the patients! That's like Rule Number One. But don't go telling that to her asshole and vagina.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Lots of crazy vaginas in those places. Then you have other patient's visitors to fuck with as well. I once got caught fucking the nurse's assistance. Ugh. I know! Why the fuck does a nurse need a helper? I think she was in training. But yeah. I felt bad when they caught us. She had to move to another building. But fuck! She loved anal. Sick little bitch. You don't fuck the patients! That's like Rule Number One. But don't go telling that to her asshole and vagina.

I was thinking the same thing, lol.

 

[Chinacurry]

What kind of asylum allows you to go on the internet bro? I was in one for awhile and I couldn't do shit.

Was your one in America? Why do they put incels in an asylum? Did they think you were gonna hurt people?

 

[Chinacurry]

Have fun dude. I always wanted to have a month long asylum stay. It would be interesting.

Only reason I might like it is for the crazy weight cut.

I doubt they can fix incel minds in an asylum, it's for normies

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Only reason I might like it is for the crazy weight cut.

I doubt they can fix incel minds in an asylum, it's for normies

I think it would be relaxing as Well as interesting.