Tales from Mumbai

[Deleted member 9801]

There lived a certain man in Mumbai long ago…

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most curries looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Hindu chicks he was such a lovely deer

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Spoiler

@the BULL @currylightskin @ForeverRecession @volcelfatcel @StrangerDanger @Salludon @inferiorpispot234 @RabidRosaries @Moggedbyevery1 @ascension @8PSLcel @StreegeReturn

 

[Deleted member 18694]

nigger I am still waiting for this mans name

 

[Deleted member 17791]

who?

 

[Deleted member 19499]

 

[Deleted member 9801]

nigger I am still waiting for this mans name

De de Devansh
Lover of the Mumbai queen
There was a rat that really was gone
De de Devansh
Mumbai’s greatest love machine

 

[currylightskin]

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Mirin bhangra from Devansh benchod

 

[Deleted member 9801]

who?

Yes.

 

[ascension]

You think no one's ever tried to kill Devansh before? Huh, you must be new here. Let me set one thing straight, "shooting" Devansh is laughable: His jaw deflects bullets, probably straight back at your subhuman cranium, and that's assuming he doesn't spot you or the bullet flying mid-air with his hunter eyes, which grant him superhuman vision and matrix-like reflexes. Let's just entertain the idea that dangerous criminal Devansh allows you within 100m of his presence, you think you could harm him with pieces of metal flying at supersonic speeds? I laugh out loud at you, retard. These "lethal" bullets will simply enter his mog-forcefield, tremble out of fear and drop to the ground.

Devansh is a projectile in himself: every step he takes mogs the air around him, displacing it, his every step further establishing his territory. The government has been trying for years to contain the mass suicides that occur in his presence. Every human alive is forced to suck his mog, just one of his Tinder profile pictures mogs your entire body, achievements, money, personality and possessions.

 

[Deleted member 9801]

You think no one's ever tried to kill Devansh before? Huh, you must be new here. Let me set one thing straight, "shooting" Devansh is laughable: His jaw deflects bullets, probably straight back at your subhuman cranium, and that's assuming he doesn't spot you or the bullet flying mid-air with his hunter eyes, which grant him superhuman vision and matrix-like reflexes. Let's just entertain the idea that dangerous criminal Devansh allows you within 100m of his presence, you think you could harm him with pieces of metal flying at supersonic speeds? I laugh out loud at you, retard. These "lethal" bullets will simply enter his mog-forcefield, tremble out of fear and drop to the ground.

Devansh is a projectile in himself: every step he takes mogs the air around him, displacing it, his every step further establishing his territory. The government has been trying for years to contain the mass suicides that occur in his presence. Every human alive is forced to suck his mog, just one of his Tinder profile pictures mogs your entire body, achievements, money, personality and possessions.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

You think no one's ever tried to kill Devansh before? Huh, you must be new here. Let me set one thing straight, "shooting" Devansh is laughable: His jaw deflects bullets, probably straight back at your subhuman cranium, and that's assuming he doesn't spot you or the bullet flying mid-air with his hunter eyes, which grant him superhuman vision and matrix-like reflexes. Let's just entertain the idea that dangerous criminal Devansh allows you within 100m of his presence, you think you could harm him with pieces of metal flying at supersonic speeds? I laugh out loud at you, retard. These "lethal" bullets will simply enter his mog-forcefield, tremble out of fear and drop to the ground.

Devansh is a projectile in himself: every step he takes mogs the air around him, displacing it, his every step further establishing his territory. The government has been trying for years to contain the mass suicides that occur in his presence. Every human alive is forced to suck his mog, just one of his Tinder profile pictures mogs your entire body, achievements, money, personality and possessions.

from where this dialogue is?

 

[Deleted member 9801]

from where this dialogue is?

High school musical