Tales from Punjab, Pakistan

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Last year, I stayed over at my uncle’s place. My two male cousins live there, aged 18 and 16. They went to school everyday barring Sunday, and after school, they also went to an academy every day. One day, I decided to tag along and drop them off at their academy.

I’ve seen Japanese dramas, so I already knew what to expect. Basically another high school, but for afternoon classes.

So we’re walking to the academy, about 10 minutes in, my cousins say “We’re here.”

I’m like, “What the helly? I thought you were going to an academy, this is just some random uncle’s house.”

They’re like, “No, this isn’t a random house, this is our academy.”

I was flabbergasted.

Turns out their “academy” is just some random nigga’s house where they get tutored with other dudes from the neighborhood.

They still go to their “academy,” but when on the phone my aunt says they’re there, I just correct them and say “Academy? You mean some uncle’s house.”

That’s it, that’s the tale from Punjab.

 

[Molecule822]

W punjab story

 

[Knight]

Last year, I stayed over at my uncle’s place. My two male cousins live there, aged 18 and 16. They went to school everyday barring Sunday, and after school, they also went to an academy every day. One day, I decided to tag along and drop them off at their academy.

I’ve seen Japanese dramas, so I already knew what to expect. Basically another high school, but for afternoon classes.

So we’re walking to the academy, about 10 minutes in, my cousins say “We’re here.”

I’m like, “What the helly? I thought you were going to an academy, this is just some random uncle’s house.”

They’re like, “No, this isn’t a random house, this is our academy.”

I was flabbergasted.

Turns out their “academy” is just some random nigga’s house where they get tutored with other dudes from the neighborhood.

They still go to their “academy,” but when on the phone my aunt says they’re there, I just correct them and say “Academy? You mean some uncle’s house.”

That’s it, that’s the tale from Punjab.

brutal for punjabis

 

[somalie]

They’re like, “No, this isn’t a random house, this is our academy.”

I was flabbergasted.

Turns out their “academy” is just some random nigga’s house where they get tutored with other dudes from the neighborhood.

They still go to their “academy,” but when on the phone my aunt says they’re there, I just correct them and say “Academy? You mean some uncle’s house.”

wtf bhai jaan

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

wtf bhai jaan

My exact same reaction .

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Last year, I stayed over at my uncle’s place. My two male cousins live there, aged 18 and 16. They went to school everyday barring Sunday, and after school, they also went to an academy every day. One day, I decided to tag along and drop them off at their academy.

I’ve seen Japanese dramas, so I already knew what to expect. Basically another high school, but for afternoon classes.

So we’re walking to the academy, about 10 minutes in, my cousins say “We’re here.”

I’m like, “What the helly? I thought you were going to an academy, this is just some random uncle’s house.”

They’re like, “No, this isn’t a random house, this is our academy.”

I was flabbergasted.

Turns out their “academy” is just some random nigga’s house where they get tutored with other dudes from the neighborhood.

They still go to their “academy,” but when on the phone my aunt says they’re there, I just correct them and say “Academy? You mean some uncle’s house.”

That’s it, that’s the tale from Punjab.

I love the tales meme

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

W punjab story

Some random unc hussling neighborhood kids.

“Come to my academy, goy!”

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

brutal for punjabis

Yeah, South Asian education system is a joke. Teachers are allowed to physically abuse students, sometimes they beat students to death.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I love the tales meme

Same. It’s so fitting.

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Tales straight outta the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia this is a new one

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Ngl ima spam tales memes

 

[Knight]

Yeah, South Asian education system is a joke. Teachers are allowed to physically abuse students, sometimes they beat students to death.

he could also be potentially grooming them since its at some uncles house

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Tales straight outta the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia this is a new one

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

he could also be potentially grooming them since its at some uncles house

Brootal if true.

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Tales of the United Republic of Tanzania ok that’s the last one

 

[Knight]

Brootal if true.

u gotta slime him out next time so ur cousins can go to an actual school

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Tales of the United Republic of Tanzania ok that’s the last one

Tales from the Nationalist Socialist Republic of .orgistan.

 

[Deleted member 284650]

Last year, I stayed over at my uncle’s place. My two male cousins live there, aged 18 and 16. They went to school everyday barring Sunday, and after school, they also went to an academy every day. One day, I decided to tag along and drop them off at their academy.

I’ve seen Japanese dramas, so I already knew what to expect. Basically another high school, but for afternoon classes.

So we’re walking to the academy, about 10 minutes in, my cousins say “We’re here.”

I’m like, “What the helly? I thought you were going to an academy, this is just some random uncle’s house.”

They’re like, “No, this isn’t a random house, this is our academy.”

I was flabbergasted.

Turns out their “academy” is just some random nigga’s house where they get tutored with other dudes from the neighborhood.

They still go to their “academy,” but when on the phone my aunt says they’re there, I just correct them and say “Academy? You mean some uncle’s house.”

That’s it, that’s the tale from Punjab.

Can I still bum fuck you?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

u gotta slime him out next time so ur cousins can go to an actual school

They do go to an actual school. I saw dozens of dudes there, there isn’t any alone time.

 

[ascendedd]

JFL reminds me of this meme

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Can I still bum fuck you?

I’m not gay.

 

[Deleted member 284650]

I’m not gay.

Please

 

[Deleted member 293638]

W tales ! Post more

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

JFL reminds me of this meme
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This is so accurate.

I bet your mind was blown when you went to an actual high school in the west.

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Please

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Please

Sir!

 

[ascendedd]

This is so accurate.

I bet your mind was blown when you went to an actual high school in the west.

JFL not really bhai except the mixing part. Actual schools in Pakistan are really big. These small schools in pakistan are usually for pampered rich kids. Middle class kids like me used to go to these humongous schools size of a small town

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

W tales ! Post more

Thanks! If I have more, I will.

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Please

 

[Knight]

They do go to an actual school. I saw dozens of dudes there, there isn’t any alone time.

good

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

JFL not really bhai except the mixing part. Actual schools in Pakistan are really big. These small schools in pakistan are usually for pampered rich kids. Middle class kids like me used to go to these humongous schools size of a small town

Woah, that’s crazy. I was watching a vlog of this Pakistani exchange student guy and he was like wow, this is so different compared to back home. But he was from GB, so it makes sense.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

good

Yeah, the 18 year old cousin is self-conscious of his height, he takes after his mom. He’s like 5’7”.

 

[ascendedd]

Woah, that’s crazy. I was watching a vlog of this Pakistani exchange student guy and he was like wow, this is so different compared to back home. But he was from GB, so it makes sense.

paki kids that can afford to go to gb or US for studies usually study in cambridge-style small schools that are made for elite rich kids. They teach A/O levels over there.
Poor or middle class people like us used to be taught matric school system.

 

[Knight]

Yeah, the 18 year old cousin is self-conscious of his height, he takes after his mom. He’s like 5’7”.

keep him ignorant, you dont want him to spiral and enter the endless rabbit hole of the blackpill

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

paki kids that can afford to go to gb or US for studies usually study in cambridge-style small schools that are made for elite rich kids. They teach A/O levels over there.
Poor or middle class people like us used to be taught matric school system.

They’re those burger types, right? I don’t know A/O levels + matric, in the Netherlands we have an entirely different system. Are you in college now? (In the UK, college is basically 16-18 year olds; they use the word ‘university’ instead, whereas Americans say college).

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

keep him ignorant, you dont want him to spiral and enter the endless rabbit hole of the blackpill

Yeah, they’re mostly bluepilled. But my presence seemed to blackpill them, but he spun it in a bluepilled narrative.

 

[ascendedd]

They’re those burger types, right? I don’t know A/O levels + matric, in the Netherlands we have an entirely different system. Are you in college now? (In the UK, college is basically 16-18 year olds; they use the word ‘university’ instead, whereas Americans say college).

Yes bhai, burger types that often speak english at home and shit and have expensive cars. Yes I am in college or University as you might say bhai jan

 

[Knight]

They’re those burger types, right? I don’t know A/O levels + matric, in the Netherlands we have an entirely different system. Are you in college now? (In the UK, college is basically 16-18 year olds; they use the word ‘university’ instead, whereas Americans say college).

in the uk 16-18 ur either in college or sixth form, 18-21 depending on your course, maybe longer, but a regular 3 year degree is university

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Yes bhai, burger types that often speak english at home and shit and have expensive cars. Yes I am in college or University as you might say bhai jan

We use the term university as well, we used to say college. And mirin bhaijaan, what are you majoring in? I’m majoring in Education to become an English teacher. I start my internship soon. I’ll be posting updates. I’m doing my internship at a high school. Don’t have more details, so I don’t know what grade they will be yet but we will see.

 

[ascendedd]

We use the term university as well, we used to say college. And mirin bhaijaan, what are you majoring in? I’m majoring in Education to become an English teacher. I start my internship soon. I’ll be posting updates. I’m doing my internship at a high school. Don’t have more details, so I don’t know what grade they will be yet but we will see.

I am majoring in bio sciences bhai JAN. English teacher is such a mogger job tbh, i always liked my english teachers cuz all were chill.

On other note, I thought you left the forum or went inactive cuz you barely post anymore

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

in the uk 16-18 ur either in college or sixth form, 18-21 depending on your course, maybe longer, but a regular 3 year degree is university

Interesting! Our proper/typical universities also offer 3 year studies, but our so-called universities of applied science only offer 4 year studies.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I am majoring in bio sciences bhai JAN. English teacher is such a mogger job tbh, i always liked my english teachers cuz all were chill.

On other note, I thought you left the forum or went inactive cuz you barely post anymore

Mirin my big brain bhaijaan. My best friend studied nano-biology at university but he dropped out, he felt inadequate. It’s funny because when I was in high school, both my English teachers said I should become one as well, I didn’t want that at the time, hellbent on becoming a male nurse but now here we are. Glad to hear you have a positive opinion on English teachers. And yeah, I had gotten bored of the forum, I had become uninterested but that’s normal. I’ve always had those kind of cycles, even as a user. I’ll be more active again now. I’ll shoot you a PM sometime this week, just to catch up.

 

[ascendedd]

Mirin my big brain bhaijaan. My best friend studied nano-biology at university but he dropped out, he felt inadequate. It’s funny because when I was in high school, both my English teachers said I should become one as well, I didn’t want that at the time, hellbent on becoming a male nurse but now here we are. Glad to hear you have a positive opinion on English teachers. And yeah, I had gotten bored of the forum, I had become uninterested but that’s normal. I’ve always had those kind of cycles, even as a user. I’ll be more active again now. I’ll shoot you a PM sometime this week, just to catch up.

Same bhai, i stopped using the forum but started using again cuz i hopped on roids. So its nice to see some info about roids and I might make a thread soon on my gains.

meanwhile, its been 2 months since my gf broke up with me so I am kind of gonna gymcel to cope with it.

 

[Knight]

Mirin my big brain bhaijaan. My best friend studied nano-biology at university but he dropped out, he felt inadequate. It’s funny because when I was in high school, both my English teachers said I should become one as well, I didn’t want that at the time, hellbent on becoming a male nurse but now here we are. Glad to hear you have a positive opinion on English teachers. And yeah, I had gotten bored of the forum, I had become uninterested but that’s normal. I’ve always had those kind of cycles, even as a user. I’ll be more active again now. I’ll shoot you a PM sometime this week, just to catch up.

english teachers mog, atleast ive had good experiences w my english teachers

 

[Knight]

Same bhai, i stopped using the forum but started using again cuz i hopped on roids. So its nice to see some info about roids and I might make a thread soon on my gains.

meanwhile, its been 2 months since my gf broke up with me so I am kind of gonna gymcel to cope with it.

damn brah, the gymcel arc is mandatory at this stage i hope ur doing well brah

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Same bhai, i stopped using the forum but started using again cuz i hopped on roids. So its nice to see some info about roids and I might make a thread soon on my gains.

meanwhile, its been 2 months since my gf broke up with me so I am kind of gonna gymcel to cope with it.

Damn; she broke up with you? Sorry to hear that bhaijaan, you always have me though. And dang, you’re on roids now. Be careful, I’d do a medical check first to see if you don’t have any heart-related diseases. That’s how Zyzz tragically died at 21 or so.

 

[Mizi44]

Last year, I stayed over at my uncle’s place. My two male cousins live there, aged 18 and 16. They went to school everyday barring Sunday, and after school, they also went to an academy every day. One day, I decided to tag along and drop them off at their academy.

I’ve seen Japanese dramas, so I already knew what to expect. Basically another high school, but for afternoon classes.

So we’re walking to the academy, about 10 minutes in, my cousins say “We’re here.”

I’m like, “What the helly? I thought you were going to an academy, this is just some random uncle’s house.”

They’re like, “No, this isn’t a random house, this is our academy.”

I was flabbergasted.

Turns out their “academy” is just some random nigga’s house where they get tutored with other dudes from the neighborhood.

They still go to their “academy,” but when on the phone my aunt says they’re there, I just correct them and say “Academy? You mean some uncle’s house.”

That’s it, that’s the tale from Punjab.

To be fair as long as they get academic school ig

 

[Rothschild]

punjab isnt in pakistan tho

 

[ascendedd]

damn brah, the gymcel arc is mandatory at this stage i hope ur doing well brah

Tbh its not cuz i am sad or anything but I just realize that me and her needed a break cuz we both were going batshit insane in the end. I will try to get her back in future once I am gymcelled and normal. I was too insecure with her and caused her lots of pain.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

english teachers mog, atleast ive had good experiences w my english teachers

I’m glad to hear that, bhaijaan! I wonder if my future students will feel the same way. Only one way to find out.