Tales of an escortcel. Even going the escort route, the sex isn’t guaranteed

[BadLuck7892]

I contacted an escort today

I still haven't heard back

It would appear I won't have sex today

 

[MrCrig]

If she responds, kill her for wasting your time

 

[BadLuck7892]

If she responds, kill her for wasting your time

I've been with her many times

Typically she gets back to me in a timely manner

So I don't want to ruin my reputation with her

 

[BadLuck7892]

She was born in 1976

She's a grandma

 

[tansel]

She was born in 1976

She's a grandma

you pay to have sex with 50 year old hookers?

 

[BadLuck7892]

you pay to have sex with 50 year old hookers?

Yeah I do

I've even paid a 66 year old for sex

 

[Kara]

Bad luck

 

[HtnceI]

How tall are you and hows your face?

 

[tansel]

Yeah I do

I've even paid a 66 year old for sex

& that was a good experience for you?

 

[BadLuck7892]

at the fact @Aloof gave the emoji to hearing she was born in 1976

If I recall, he said he wasn't born yet on 1/22/12 (which would explain why he thinks her age is gross)

 

[BadLuck7892]

Bad luck

Indeed. I got my username from somewhere

 

[BadLuck7892]

How tall are you and hows your face?

5'9"

HTN

Looks and height have nothing to do with my struggle

Autism is why I struggle

@AryanSchizo can relate

 

[BadLuck7892]

& that was a good experience for you?

Taking into account her age, yeah

Nice titties for her age

 

[Swarthy Knight]

True. Even escorts have become somewhat hypergamous in the post pandemic era

 

[tansel]

Taking into account her age, yeah

Nice titties for her age

why not go for escorts in their 20’s or 30’s? why are you actively seeking out middle aged worn out hookers?

 

[Aloof]

at the fact @Aloof gave the emoji to hearing she was born in 1976

If I recall, he said he wasn't born yet on 1/22/12 (which would explain why he thinks her age is gross)

dont know what your rambling about

im 17

shes 50 thats gross, dust comes out her pussy when you fuck it

 

[HtnceI]

5'9"

HTN

Looks and height have nothing to do with my struggle

Autism is why I struggle

@AryanSchizo can relate

There are plenty of girls with good looks who would let you slay if you are a 5'9 HTN especially if you fraud to 5'11

 

[BadLuck7892]

you pay to have sex with 50 year old hookers?

Yeah I do

I've even paid a 66 year old for sex

For that matter, right before this past Christmas, I ate the cooch of an obese 54 year old escort right after she took a shit

 

[BadLuck7892]

Ok, the escort I contacted today just got back to me. She's out of town until mid-week this coming week

 

[tansel]

For that matter, right before this past Christmas, I ate the cooch of an obese 54 year old escort right after she took a shit

 

[BadLuck7892]

why not go for escorts in their 20’s or 30’s? why are you actively seeking out middle aged worn out hookers?

I prefer older because I don't want to impregnate her

 

[ToDelirium]

She was born in 1976

She's a grandma

Nigga why, you can pay for anything

 

[BadLuck7892]

I've been with younger escorts though. My youngest escort was 21. Been with some other 20-somethings as well

 

[tansel]

I prefer older because I don't want to impregnate her

how did you even find org? are you a looksmaxer

 

[BadLuck7892]

dont know what your rambling about

im 17

shes 50 thats gross, dust comes out her pussy when you fuck it

I had a poll asking posters if they were alive yet on 1/22/12 (the day I lost my v-card)

I must be mixing you up with someone else

In all fairness, I would have thought 50 was gross at 17 also

 

[Aloof]

I had a poll asking posters if they were alive yet on 1/22/12 (the day I lost my v-card)

I must be mixing you up with someone else

In all fairness, I would have thought 50 was gross at 17 also

maybe i like that but as a joke i don't remember

50 is simply not fertile, it'd be pretty abnormal for someone to prefer someone thats 50 instead of someone thats 18-30

 

[BadLuck7892]

There are plenty of girls with good looks who would let you slay if you are a 5'9 HTN especially if you fraud to 5'11

The fact I've only had sex I didn't pay for once in the past decade proves otherwise

Hell, @AryanSchizo is (if I'm remembering correctly) 6'1" or 6'2" and describes himself as Chadlite...yet even he runs into the autism firewall when trying to slay

 

[BadLuck7892]

maybe i like that but as a joke i don't remember

50 is simply not fertile, it'd be pretty abnormal for someone to prefer someone thats 50 instead of someone thats 18-30

I don't want to reproduce

Lack of fertility is the whole point

 

[Aloof]

I don't want to reproduce

Lack of fertility is the whole point

if your younger than 40

you have a mental illness.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Here's my text exchange with the 1976-born escort

 

[BadLuck7892]

if your younger than 40

you have a mental illness.

I'm 34/turning 35 this summer

And yeah, I suffer from mental illness

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Caged at title

 

[BadLuck7892]

Caged at title

Come to think of it, sometimes sex doesn't happen by my choosing with an escort

Sometimes I only have an escort come over to pee in front of me