"Taliban are so based!" I agree somewhat. However, no one here would survive under Taliban rule. Here is what life during '96-'01 looked like in IEA

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  • During the five-year history of the Islamic Emirate, the Taliban regime interpreted the Sharia in accordance with the Hanafi school of Islamic jurisprudence and the religious edicts of Mullah Omar. (Salafists/Wahabbis/"ISIS" on suicide watch).
  • The Taliban forbade pork and alcohol (How will the degenerates on here cope?)
  • They also forbade many types of consumer technology such as most music (Shoegaze, k-pop/j-pop fans: get the ropes!)
  • They forbade television and film (Completely unacceptable: how will I cope without porn and music?!)
  • They forbade most form of arts such as paintings and photography (Arthoes can't cope with this one)
  • Male and female participation in sports, including football and chess (What the fuck? Chess is a sport?!)
  • They also forbade recreational activities such as kite-flying (Meh... who does this anyway?)
  • Keeping pigeons or other pets were also forbidden (Good for men, bad for women! No dogpills anymore)
  • Movie theaters were closed (Good way to stop the Hollywood soyboys and degenerates from brainwashing the viewers)
  • Celebration of western and Iranian New Year was forbidden (Fireworks are a waste of money anyway)
  • Taking photographs and displaying pictures or portraits was forbidden (Perfect! Cortisol spikes from seeing GL men is limited)
  • Women were banned from working (Absolutely based!)
  • Girls were banned from schools and universities (Did I say "Absolutely based!" already?)
  • Women were asked to observe gender-based segregation rules (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to cover themselves properly (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to be accompanied by male relatives outside of the house (Absolutely based!)
  • Any women who failed to abide by earlier three rules were punished (Absolutely based!)
  • Men were forbidden to shave their beards and required to grow it long (Alhamdullilah, I had a full beard at 17, u mirin?)
  • Communists were systematically executed (No room for Jewish theories!)
  • Prayer was made obligatory (Rightfully so!)
  • Gambling was banned (Good: there's better ways to earn money)
  • Thieves were punished by having their hands/feet amputated (I admit, this one's pretty yikes, guys)
  • In 2000, the Commander of the Faithful, Mullah Omar, banned opium cultivation and drug trafficking (Good!)
  • Both drug dealers and dealers were severely prosecuted (I mean.. yeah, don't do drugs, kids)
  • The Afghan custom of bacha bazi, a form of pedophilia, was also forbidden (Great news for boys, bad news for uncles!)
 
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In summary, only a truecel could survive under IEA. Everyone else would either be punished or flee to the west (soy move).
 
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dnrd but based taliban
 
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Nice secular Islam cringe posting
 
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basically an arab extreme right ethnostate
 
basically an arab extreme right ethnostate
Iranic, actually, since Afghans are Iranian peoples (not to be confused with modern-day people from Iran). But yeah, I guess that's an accurate description.
 
  • During the five-year history of the Islamic Emirate, the Taliban regime interpreted the Sharia in accordance with the Hanafi school of Islamic jurisprudence and the religious edicts of Mullah Omar. (Salafists/Wahabbis/"ISIS" on suicide watch).
  • The Taliban forbade pork and alcohol (How will the degenerates on here cope?)
  • They also forbade many types of consumer technology such as most music (Shoegaze, k-pop/j-pop fans: get the ropes!)
  • They forbade television and film (Completely unacceptable: how will I cope without porn and music?!)
  • They forbade most form of arts such as paintings and photography (Arthoes can't cope with this one)
  • Male and female participation in sports, including football and chess (What the fuck? Chess is a sport?!)
  • They also forbade recreational activities such as kite-flying (Meh... who does this anyway?)
  • Keeping pigeons or other pets were also forbidden (Good for men, bad for women! No dogpills anymore)
  • Movie theaters were closed (Good way to stop the Hollywood soyboys and degenerates from brainwashing the viewers)
  • Celebration of western and Iranian New Year was forbidden (Fireworks are a waste of money anyway)
  • Taking photographs and displaying pictures or portraits was forbidden (Perfect! Cortisol spikes from seeing GL men is limited)
  • Women were banned from working (Absolutely based!)
  • Girls were banned from schools and universities (Did I say "Absolutely based!" already?)
  • Women were asked to observe gender-based segregation rules (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to cover themselves properly (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to be accompanied by male relatives outside of the house (Absolutely based!)
  • Any women who failed to abide by earlier three rules were punished (Absolutely based!)
  • Men were forbidden to shave their beards and required to grow it long (Alhamdullilah, I had a full beard at 17, u mirin?)
  • Communists were systematically executed (No room for Jewish theories!)
  • Prayer was made obligatory (Rightfully so!)
  • Gambling was banned (Good: there's better ways to earn money)
  • Thieves were punished by having their hands/feet amputated (I admit, this one's pretty yikes, guys)
  • In 2000, the Commander of the Faithful, Mullah Omar, banned opium cultivation and drug trafficking (Good!)
  • Both drug dealers and dealers were severely prosecuted (I mean.. yeah, don't do drugs, kids)
  • The Afghan custom of bacha bazi, a form of pedophilia, was also forbidden (Great news for boys, bad news for uncles!)
Damn what the hell do they do all day then? They cant have fun so its just work and make babies?
 
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Damn what the hell do they do all day then? They cant have fun so its just work and make babies?
I have NO idea. But their idea of fun is different from ours. The dynamics of society were also different back then. No competition. Although not Afghanistan, and bordering it, my father said in Pakistan, family used to be very tight-knit; even friends were as close as family members. Now, things have changed so much and even family feel like strangers. Makes me wish I lived in those times rather than in modern times where it's all about individualism; it also feels less fulfilling. I fully believe such lives were a lot more fulfilling.
 
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  • During the five-year history of the Islamic Emirate, the Taliban regime interpreted the Sharia in accordance with the Hanafi school of Islamic jurisprudence and the religious edicts of Mullah Omar. (Salafists/Wahabbis/"ISIS" on suicide watch).
  • The Taliban forbade pork and alcohol (How will the degenerates on here cope?)
  • They also forbade many types of consumer technology such as most music (Shoegaze, k-pop/j-pop fans: get the ropes!)
  • They forbade television and film (Completely unacceptable: how will I cope without porn and music?!)
  • They forbade most form of arts such as paintings and photography (Arthoes can't cope with this one)
  • Male and female participation in sports, including football and chess (What the fuck? Chess is a sport?!)
  • They also forbade recreational activities such as kite-flying (Meh... who does this anyway?)
  • Keeping pigeons or other pets were also forbidden (Good for men, bad for women! No dogpills anymore)
  • Movie theaters were closed (Good way to stop the Hollywood soyboys and degenerates from brainwashing the viewers)
  • Celebration of western and Iranian New Year was forbidden (Fireworks are a waste of money anyway)
  • Taking photographs and displaying pictures or portraits was forbidden (Perfect! Cortisol spikes from seeing GL men is limited)
  • Women were banned from working (Absolutely based!)
  • Girls were banned from schools and universities (Did I say "Absolutely based!" already?)
  • Women were asked to observe gender-based segregation rules (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to cover themselves properly (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to be accompanied by male relatives outside of the house (Absolutely based!)
  • Any women who failed to abide by earlier three rules were punished (Absolutely based!)
  • Men were forbidden to shave their beards and required to grow it long (Alhamdullilah, I had a full beard at 17, u mirin?)
  • Communists were systematically executed (No room for Jewish theories!)
  • Prayer was made obligatory (Rightfully so!)
  • Gambling was banned (Good: there's better ways to earn money)
  • Thieves were punished by having their hands/feet amputated (I admit, this one's pretty yikes, guys)
  • In 2000, the Commander of the Faithful, Mullah Omar, banned opium cultivation and drug trafficking (Good!)
  • Both drug dealers and dealers were severely prosecuted (I mean.. yeah, don't do drugs, kids)
  • The Afghan custom of bacha bazi, a form of pedophilia, was also forbidden (Great news for boys, bad news for uncles!)
What are you waiting for? Go there!
 
They would catch you cooming
 
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My main problem with Islam restrictions is halal (not drinking blood and not eating predators - those are the most nutritious foods so they basically want to reserve them for the ruling class). Also hiding your body from the sun is unnatural.
The rest I can live with, since it's not gonna hinder my health. Although having to wear a beard world suck, but nothing to rope over.
 
Sounds good tbh. Would not let anyone be depressed/coping. All cope without economic prosperity though.
 
They would catch you cooming
Hanafi school of thought allows masturbation for unmarried men and married men whose wives are far away, just not porn.
 
My main problem with Islam restrictions is halal (not drinking blood and not eating predators - those are the most nutritious foods so they basically want to reserve them for the ruling class). Also hiding your body from the sun is unnatural.
The rest I can live with, since it's not gonna hinder my health. Although having to wear a beard world suck, but nothing to rope over.
Isn’t meat the most nutritious? You can bask in the sun even without clothes on as long as nobody can see you. It’s about concealing yourself from other people’s gaze.
 
Yes talibán are sigma they know how to keep their bitches under control
 
Isn’t meat the most nutritious?
Blood is the essence of life, basically. It's the best thing you can consume. Predators are more nutritious than prey, in general more developed complex animals are more nutritious because they're structurally similar to humans.
 
Sounds good tbh. Would not let anyone be depressed/coping. All cope without economic prosperity though.
Meh, economic prosperity is overrated.
 
Yes talibán are sigma they know how to keep their bitches under control
Based Taliban. While the soys and feminists of the world are screeching, they couldn’t care less and banned women from going to school.
 
Blood is the essence of life, basically. It's the best thing you can consume. Predators are more nutritious than prey, in general more developed complex animals are more nutritious because they're structurally similar to humans.
Blood tastes bad. I’ve tasted my own blood before. It tastes like iron.
 
Meh, economic prosperity is overrated.
Sure if you can sustain yourself with food. But nowadays, no prosperity = good luck getting food.
 
Sure if you can sustain yourself with food. But nowadays, no prosperity = good luck getting food.
There’s luckily a lot of fertile soil over there.
 
Based Taliban. While the soys and feminists of the world are screeching, they couldn’t care less and banned women from going to school.
May alláh bless them
 
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  • Women were banned from working (Absolutely based!)
  • Girls were banned from schools and universities (Did I say "Absolutely based!" already?)
  • Women were asked to observe gender-based segregation rules (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to cover themselves properly (Absolutely based!)
  • Women were asked to be accompanied by male relatives outside of the house (Absolutely based!)
  • Any women who failed to abide by earlier three rules were punished (Absolutely based!)
How does someone like this have female friends in the west
 
yes, islam is so based and economic prosperity is so overrated that you'd, without any hyperbole, rather die than move to any of those shitholes. same goes for pretty much 100% of muslims living in Europe. I wonder why don't you move to Africa or Latin America if you don't care about economic prosperity.

Can't wait for the day when all of you braindead hypocritical parasites get exported from Europe.
 
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