Gengar
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- During the five-year history of the Islamic Emirate, the Taliban regime interpreted the Sharia in accordance with the Hanafi school of Islamic jurisprudence and the religious edicts of Mullah Omar. (Salafists/Wahabbis/"ISIS" on suicide watch).
- The Taliban forbade pork and alcohol (How will the degenerates on here cope?)
- They also forbade many types of consumer technology such as most music (Shoegaze, k-pop/j-pop fans: get the ropes!)
- They forbade television and film (Completely unacceptable: how will I cope without porn and music?!)
- They forbade most form of arts such as paintings and photography (Arthoes can't cope with this one)
- Male and female participation in sports, including football and chess (What the fuck? Chess is a sport?!)
- They also forbade recreational activities such as kite-flying (Meh... who does this anyway?)
- Keeping pigeons or other pets were also forbidden (Good for men, bad for women! No dogpills anymore)
- Movie theaters were closed (Good way to stop the Hollywood soyboys and degenerates from brainwashing the viewers)
- Celebration of western and Iranian New Year was forbidden (Fireworks are a waste of money anyway)
- Taking photographs and displaying pictures or portraits was forbidden (Perfect! Cortisol spikes from seeing GL men is limited)
- Women were banned from working (Absolutely based!)
- Girls were banned from schools and universities (Did I say "Absolutely based!" already?)
- Women were asked to observe gender-based segregation rules (Absolutely based!)
- Women were asked to cover themselves properly (Absolutely based!)
- Women were asked to be accompanied by male relatives outside of the house (Absolutely based!)
- Any women who failed to abide by earlier three rules were punished (Absolutely based!)
- Men were forbidden to shave their beards and required to grow it long (Alhamdullilah, I had a full beard at 17, u mirin?)
- Communists were systematically executed (No room for Jewish theories!)
- Prayer was made obligatory (Rightfully so!)
- Gambling was banned (Good: there's better ways to earn money)
- Thieves were punished by having their hands/feet amputated (I admit, this one's pretty yikes, guys)
- In 2000, the Commander of the Faithful, Mullah Omar, banned opium cultivation and drug trafficking (Good!)
- Both drug dealers and dealers were severely prosecuted (I mean.. yeah, don't do drugs, kids)
- The Afghan custom of bacha bazi, a form of pedophilia, was also forbidden (Great news for boys, bad news for uncles!)
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