Taller foids will forever fog

[Hottaco34]

JFL, I’d fuck a midget but they just look so fucking subhuman. Literal birth defects

 

[murdah]

short for ONS, tall for LTR.

 

[murdah]

how tall are you talking

 

[Hottaco34]

how tall are you talking

5’7+

 

[Indracelly]

5'7-5'9 foids mog

6'+ is gross

5'3 and below are incel factories

 

[murdah]

5'7-5'9 foids mog

6'+ is gross

5'3 and below are incel factories

Agreed but short girls are fuckable.

 

[Indracelly]

Agreed but short girls are fuckable.

they'll destroy your bloodline however

 

[butterworld]

Average height females 5’4-5’7 are good.

 

[SecularIslamist]

I am 6'4+ women only

 

[HardlyCoping]

5'7-5'9 foids mog

6'+ is gross

5'3 and below are incel factories

5'7-5'9 foids got them legs, but 5'3 and below tend to be unironically more picky about height IME. I'm 5'9.5 and the only girl who ever called me short to my face was a 5'0 azn girl (who I still fucked anyway).

 

[butterworld]

they'll destroy your bloodline however

Bloodline is cope

 

[HardlyCoping]

Bloodline is cope

The only thing I ever learned from this forum is that the human psyche is just COPE all the way down.

Even when you're doing the whole dance of self-pity and self-loathing, you're still coping in a perverse way.

 

[i hear voices]

idk why but tall girls are more willing to have a relationship with me than short girls. I talked to this 5'8 girl for a while and she honestly didn't care that I was only an inch taller than her. on the other hand I got called short by a girl I have a 10 inch height difference with

 

[Debetro]

It's especially noticeable irl, girls under 170 cm are not sexually attractive to the opposite sex, men simply force themselves to have sex with short women

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

It's especially noticeable irl, girls under 170 cm are not sexually attractive to the opposite sex, men simply force themselves to have sex with short women

vaporeons are 3"03 tall on average and are ideal for fucking, this is cope.

 

[Indracelly]

5'7-5'9 foids got them legs, but 5'3 and below tend to be unironically more picky about height IME. I'm 5'9.5 and the only girl who ever called me short to my face was a 5'0 azn girl (who I still fucked anyway).

great, i don't give a fuck about 6'3 chads destroying their bloodlins and having sons who go er on them

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

JFL, I’d fuck a midget but they just look so fucking subhuman. Literal birth defects

Only if they're fat

If they're cute, the dimorphism is hot

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

great, i don't give a fuck about 6'3 chads destroying their bloodlins and having sons who go er on them

Sanjeet O' Pry​

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

vaporeons are 3"03 tall on average and are ideal for fucking, this is cope.

Over that this even went through your corroded mind.

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

Over that this even went through your corroded mind.

In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

So over you baited me into a copy pasta I've been had