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i think my second cousin George is the tallest guy ik irl, he's from the London branch of our family and legit grew up in the English countryside eating game like duck/venison/rabbit all year round, legit top tier nutrition cuz they had a team of 3 private chefs (plus a butler, 2 drivers, 5 maids and 8 bodyguards) in the countryside manor too.

his grandfather legit grew up wrestling fucking LIONS:lul::lul::lul: in South Africa in the last days of the British Empire, when my dad told me this i was laughing my ass off in disbelief but he showed me black and white photographs and this nigga was like 7'4 415lb lean in full metal knight plate armor wrestling with his bare hands against a huge male barbary lion like prob 700-725 pounds

anyways George my cousin got those genetics and hes legit a intimidating af guy even to me, hes like 7'7.25 i think and around 430lb lean, his frame is like almost double mine i wouldnt be surprised if he was legit like 42" bidelt.

for reference his dad is 7'1.5 Royal Navy captain high HTN and his mom is 6'1 wide framed robust stacylite runway model
 
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Nah this nigga is actually insane atp go to a hospital.
 
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how do you even stand next to him in public without wanting to kill yourself
 
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one of my bosses is 6'6-7 another dude at my workplace is 6'6 as well but around my age. he dated a stripper and then beat the dude up when she cheated on him.
 
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i think my second cousin George is the tallest guy ik irl, he's from the London branch of our family and legit grew up in the English countryside eating game like duck/venison/rabbit all year round, legit top tier nutrition cuz they had a team of 3 private chefs (plus a butler, 2 drivers, 5 maids and 8 bodyguards) in the countryside manor too.

his grandfather legit grew up wrestling fucking LIONS:lul::lul::lul: in South Africa in the last days of the British Empire, when my dad told me this i was laughing my ass off in disbelief but he showed me black and white photographs and this nigga was like 7'4 415lb lean in full metal knight plate armor wrestling with his bare hands against a huge male barbary lion like prob 700-725 pounds

anyways George my cousin got those genetics and hes legit a intimidating af guy even to me, hes like 7'7.25 i think and around 430lb lean, his frame is like almost double mine i wouldnt be surprised if he was legit like 42" bidelt.

for reference his dad is 7'1.5 Royal Navy captain high HTN and his mom is 6'1 wide framed robust stacylite runway model
how fucking tall are you Jesus fucking christ
 
“hes like 7'7.25 i think and around 430lb lean”
“42" bidelt”
:lul::lul:
 
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Cant be real bro u didnt meet slenderman
 
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this nigga has space marines in his family :lul:
 
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some guy from my class was 6'9 or 6'10. He was an easy LTN but all of the women gave him attention
 
this nigga has space marines in his family :lul:
His “uncle” colonized mars :lul: and was a knight that had maids in south africa to help while he was wrestling lions

“sorry bud, cant show photos for privacy but you have to believe me”
 
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how do you even stand next to him in public without wanting to kill yourself
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its pre brutal but luckily i dont see him that often cuz his branch of the family is in England and my branch of the family is in Connecticut
 
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His “uncle” colonized mars :lul: and was a knight that had maids in south africa to help while he was wrestling lions

“sorry bud, cant show photos for privacy but you have to believe me”
nigga id show them if i could i dont have the black and white pic of my great uncle wrestling lions in south africa, my dad showed me that pic when i was like 7 years old
 
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Yeah and my cock is 15 inches long with 10 imch girth
 
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nigga id show them if i could i dont have the black and white pic of my great uncle wrestling lions in south africa, my dad showed me that pic when i was like 7 years old
Typing Keyboard GIF
 
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Insane level of larp “430lb lean”:lul:
strongman hafthor bjornsson (6'9) was 440lb lean when he was roided, my cousin is like 10 inches taller and 10lb lighter, hes not a roided bodybuilder but is lean with a robust athletic frame and pretty good muscle mass
 
nigga id show them if i could i dont have the black and white pic of my great uncle wrestling lions in south africa, my dad showed me that pic when i was like 7 years old
Sybau fucking gook
Your great grandpa was probably an incel like you who didn't get women
Everytime I open this forum you come up with some new made up shit in your threads
@ltnbrownacnecel @PEENO08 @Maxillular
 
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Sybau fucking gook
Your great grandpa was probably an incel like you who didn't get women
Everytime I open this forum you come up with some new made up shit in your threads
@ltnbrownacnecel @PEENO08 @Maxillular
then how did my great grandpa make me retard
 
His actual grandfather
1770791493597
 
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Sounds like your average .org user.
 
i think my second cousin George is the tallest guy ik irl, he's from the London branch of our family and legit grew up in the English countryside eating game like duck/venison/rabbit all year round, legit top tier nutrition cuz they had a team of 3 private chefs (plus a butler, 2 drivers, 5 maids and 8 bodyguards) in the countryside manor too.

his grandfather legit grew up wrestling fucking LIONS:lul::lul::lul: in South Africa in the last days of the British Empire, when my dad told me this i was laughing my ass off in disbelief but he showed me black and white photographs and this nigga was like 7'4 415lb lean in full metal knight plate armor wrestling with his bare hands against a huge male barbary lion like prob 700-725 pounds

anyways George my cousin got those genetics and hes legit a intimidating af guy even to me, hes like 7'7.25 i think and around 430lb lean, his frame is like almost double mine i wouldnt be surprised if he was legit like 42" bidelt.

for reference his dad is 7'1.5 Royal Navy captain high HTN and his mom is 6'1 wide framed robust stacylite runway model
is raw primal the key to being this tall
 
One of my friends is 199cm at 14
 
Charlie kirk and George Floyd were both same height. Who would win in a fight?
 
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My 3 psl 6’5 friend
 
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