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Magaluf. Last night there. Drunk. High and probably a bit retarded. go in to a tattoo spot on the strip asking for this tattoo
Yep its bad enough when it looks complete so you can only imagine how good it looks finished.
I walk into the tattoo parlour he says easy 1:1 (The LAST time i trust the word of a Spaniard) He charges me €150 and tells me to lay down. I had a feeling this tattoo was going to go wrong but i laid there and he begun.
Approximately 3 minutes pass ive been staring at the blank expression of 2 grown men with graffiti over their faces as a pin is dragged around my back.
He then sits there and goes 'ahh the shop is closing my brother i have no time' i then see my back and my head goes south. I stood there and told him that hes finishing or the full place is getting torn apart. He then says 'two sessions needed' I obviously cant do that as its my last day. I was about 3 millimeters away from his face shouting that hes giving me my money back. He then refunds me and I get my €150 back.
I then left.
But then I realised i wasnt satisfied with just that so I stormed back into the shop and told him I want more. He tells me he 'has nothing left' I tell both of them to empty their wallets and I leave with an extra €300.
So if youre ever trying to make some easy money this is a great strategy but you cant be seen topless without someone mentioning that you have a tattoo of a vagina on your back.
Overall pretty succesful though
Yep its bad enough when it looks complete so you can only imagine how good it looks finished.
I walk into the tattoo parlour he says easy 1:1 (The LAST time i trust the word of a Spaniard) He charges me €150 and tells me to lay down. I had a feeling this tattoo was going to go wrong but i laid there and he begun.
Approximately 3 minutes pass ive been staring at the blank expression of 2 grown men with graffiti over their faces as a pin is dragged around my back.
He then sits there and goes 'ahh the shop is closing my brother i have no time' i then see my back and my head goes south. I stood there and told him that hes finishing or the full place is getting torn apart. He then says 'two sessions needed' I obviously cant do that as its my last day. I was about 3 millimeters away from his face shouting that hes giving me my money back. He then refunds me and I get my €150 back.
I then left.
But then I realised i wasnt satisfied with just that so I stormed back into the shop and told him I want more. He tells me he 'has nothing left' I tell both of them to empty their wallets and I leave with an extra €300.
So if youre ever trying to make some easy money this is a great strategy but you cant be seen topless without someone mentioning that you have a tattoo of a vagina on your back.
Overall pretty succesful though
