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I will psychologically Analyse your stories as well
 
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I was buying something and the cashier asked for my number, I was like holy shit why extc extc , she said for receipt and stuff
 
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I was buying something and the cashier asked for my number, I was like holy shit why extc extc , she said for receipt and stuff
Sounds like a good surprise, getting unexpected compliments for looks by getting asked for number always feels good. Sounds like you don't got to experience these kind of positive interactions very often

Did something happen with you two or was it this interaction alone?
 
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Sounds like a good surprise, getting unexpected compliments for looks by getting asked for number always feels good. Sounds like you don't got to experience these kind of positive interactions very often

Did something happen with you two or was it this interaction alone?
I dont know her , she just works at the cashier
 
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I dont know her , she just works at the cashier
Okay so you didn't gave her your number I assume
Ey at least there's women that find you attractive, seems like everything is working out
 
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I once had a dream.

That i woke up and decided to go to Chicago, but then i was met by the entire US military marching, and then it became night and some witched tried attacking me, so i whoop her house and all of a sudden a black nigga appears, gives me a gun and we start rampaging. For some reason, the bullets were soft as sand and we did absolutely nothing after it. But then, i gained the ability to fly, blacked out, and i woke up.
 
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Okay so you didn't gave her your number I assume
Ey at least there's women that find you attractive, seems like everything is working out
No I did give my number, it was like so they could send the receipt and stuff, like when u give them their number the receipt message comes in ur phone
 
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I once had a dream.

That i woke up and decided to go to Chicago, but then i was met by the entire US military marching, and then it became night and some witched tried attacking me, so i whoop her house and all of a sudden a black nigga appears, gives me a gun and we start rampaging. For some reason, the bullets were soft as sand and we did absolutely nothing after it. But then, i gained the ability to fly, blacked out, and i woke up.
For some reason I have this as well, my guns in dreams never work I don't know why that is 😂
Your dream itself makes you seem very confident, you react aggressively and know what to do, finishing the job together with the nigga you mentioned.
 
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I will psychologically Analyse your stories as well
So, the incident of the wine bottle happened like 30 hours ago.
I was with a girl, stunning btw, Id say htb with really good body and looks fertile asf. I was leaving the apartment and when I did I was suppossed to make 0 and absolutely 0 sound, thats when she gives me the wine bottle we bought and we didnt finish.
I was asking for my uber and then a friend calls me and the fucking wine bottle falls and bounces like 5 times in the floor before breaking in 10 pieces.

Im telling u bro, Ive never seen a girl look at me with the face she looked at me at. Shes a girl with a lot of character, hard to dominate and It was obvious she would react somewhat similar to that but that face man, I didnt expect it
 
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Milf asked for number
 
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So, the incident of the wine bottle happened like 30 hours ago.
I was with a girl, stunning btw, Id say htb with really good body and looks fertile asf. I was leaving the apartment and when I did I was suppossed to make 0 and absolutely 0 sound, thats when she gives me the wine bottle we bought and we didnt finish.
I was asking for my uber and then a friend calls me and the fucking wine bottle falls and bounces like 5 times in the floor before breaking in 10 pieces.

Im telling u bro, Ive never seen a girl look at me with the face she looked at me at. Shes a girl with a lot of character, hard to dominate and It was obvious she would react somewhat similar to that but that face man, I didnt expect it
your description of the situation is pretty emotionless and detailed well, you mentioned that her behavior was somewhat predictable but what turned it into a crazy story for you is the fact that you got surprised by something completely unexpected, I think you're high IQ you don't talk like an NT.
 
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your description of the situation is pretty emotionless and detailed well, you mentioned that her behavior was somewhat predictable but what turned it into a crazy story for you is the fact that you got surprised by something completely unexpected, I think you're high IQ you don't talk like an NT.
Probably because English is my third language, I could only tell stories on a emotional way would be in spanish.
Yeah and then I panicked here on org, if u want to check go on search and put wine and my name and ull see the shit I was saying:lul:
After that I woke up to 10 tiktoks of her so we cool, I thought I fucked it up.
Idk about my iq I think its average but no Im not pretty nt neither I try to be
 
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Probably because English is my third language, I could only tell stories on a emotional way would be in spanish.
Yeah and then I panicked here on org, if u want to check go on search and put wine and my name and ull see the shit I was saying:lul:
After that I woke up to 10 tiktoks of her so we cool, I thought I fucked it up.
Idk about my iq I think its average but no Im not pretty nt neither I try to be
When shes HTB you're probably very above average attractive, otherwise she wouldn't choose you, there has to happen worse shit than that for her to just leave you XD accidents happen
Also I found it funny that you called it the wine bottle accident, you already gave it a name 😂
Yeah IQ is useless anyway I don't care about it either, being talented at math usually gets over-rewarded in tests.
I wish you two luck, seems like an interesting woman
 
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When shes HTB you're probably very above average attractive, otherwise she wouldn't choose you, there has to happen worse shit than that for her to just leave you XD accidents happen
Also I found it funny that you called it the wine bottle accident, you already gave it a name 😂
Yeah IQ is useless anyway I don't care about it either, being talented at math usually gets over-rewarded in tests.
I wish you two luck, seems like an interesting woman
yeah shes kind of my looksmatch, Im like 6’3 and HTN but yeah I was scared cause I already dumped her 3 times and I ghosted her like twice cause shes boring asf yk so I thought this was the last chance to perform well, but it doesnt seem to be like that.

Yeah:lul: I told my online friends like from this community and mfs dissed me till death made edits and everything so I was traumatized about it, then I had no charger the other day so I was going schizo here in org talking about it.
Yes IQ is overrated, EQ I think is something that dont exists but if It did its much more important lol.
thanks brah and not shes not interesting at all
 
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yeah shes kind of my looksmatch, Im like 6’3 and HTN but yeah I was scared cause I already dumped her 3 times and I ghosted her like twice cause shes boring asf yk so I thought this was the last chance to perform well, but it doesnt seem to be like that.

Yeah:lul: I told my online friends like from this community and mfs dissed me till death made edits and everything so I was traumatized about it, then I had no charger the other day so I was going schizo here in org talking about it.
Yes IQ is overrated, EQ I think is something that dont exists but if It did its much more important lol.
thanks brah and not shes not interesting at all
Haha I know this feeling, girls don't really have personalities, when you're in love talking about boring shit can be cool but girls are usually not as interesting LOL LOL
Yeah EQ is way more important when it comes to women, it's all that matters for them to feel safe and understood
I know that sounds like blue pill advice now but just be yourself bro you don't have to perform, 6'3 HTN is all that.
Do your moves and take what you want and it's gonna work out
 
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Haha I know this feeling, girls don't really have personalities, when you're in love talking about boring shit can be cool but girls are usually not as interesting LOL LOL
Yeah EQ is way more important when it comes to women, it's all that matters for them to feel safe and understood
I know that sounds like blue pill advice now but just be yourself bro you don't have to perform, 6'3 HTN is all that.
Do your moves and take what you want and it's gonna work out
Yeah but theres some girls I talk to that even tho they look worse they atleast arent fucking boring and can get a funny joke or dont take my opinions personal like this girl does.
Yes exactly and to climb up in life EQ is much more important too.
Yeah Ik bro I am myself, thats why I said I dont try or want to be nt cause at the point of looks I got I get validation just bc Im above average. Still this girls hate me like in a way that she hates my personality but shes prolly crazy for me cause Im like a chad smv for this shithole I live in, thanks btw
 
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Yeah but theres some girls I talk to that even tho they look worse they atleast arent fucking boring and can get a funny joke or dont take my opinions personal like this girl does.
Yes exactly and to climb up in life EQ is much more important too.
Yeah Ik bro I am myself, thats why I said I dont try or want to be nt cause at the point of looks I got I get validation just bc Im above average. Still this girls hate me like in a way that she hates my personality but shes prolly crazy for me cause Im like a chad smv for this shithole I live in, thanks btw
Yeah she's a HTB and fucking arrogant, all shes programmed for is a NT normie who does her shit.
In the long term it will suck out your energy trying to perform for her
If you want to keep her just say less and avoid saying extreme opinions and just let her talk more and overall keep her a little more distant than you do right now
If not you're free you can do whatever you want, there's a whole world of women ahead of you that want your dick 😂
But you'll know best what to do
 
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Yeah she's a HTB and fucking arrogant, all shes programmed for is a NT normie who does her shit.
In the long term it will suck out your energy trying to perform for her
If you want to keep her just say less and avoid saying extreme opinions and just let her talk more and overall keep her a little more distant than you do right now
If not you're free you can do whatever you want, there's a whole world of women ahead of you that want your dick 😂
But you'll know best what to do
exactly yeah, shes arrogant which makes sense, Id be too if I was nt prolly but I try to be as kind as I can.
But noo thats the thing I dont perform for her or anybody else so things get boring after 2 hours cause our energy dont match.
But yeah I just want to slay cause itd be my best slay or second one looks wise but thats it, I like to have her crazy for me too so thats why I stand her arrogance and unfunniest personality ever.
 
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