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[larpcel45]

Title

 

[kaistillover]

oh wow dude I remember this one time


there is no one time

 

[Moعz]

U go first

 

[mangotimer]

i almost slayed a foid

 

[LWD]

foid

 

[Amuzant]

Title

Idk one time this chick was touching around my dick.

Then I lost my foreskin.

 

[presxzn]

going out with 5 foids at once and getting away with it and even manipulating them to think i love them
they all still came to me after finding out

 

[larpcel45]

U go first

haven’t slayed anything. Fucking kill me

 

[smegor]

it all starts in thailand long long ago....

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

a few days after i broke up with my first gf when i was 19 (immediately went on tren), i got drunk with my friend and we went to go troll at his college campus at night that has a lot of liberal, alternative foids there. we met up with two of them in one of their dorms and made up these fake names and stories about ourselves (jfl).

i was doing this huge larp about how i had this black pet fish that was stolen and we were looking everywhere for it (we were literally knocking on doors to girl's dorms and asking about the nonexistent fish )

the two foids at the dorm had alcohol and weed so we were just drinking late into the night, heightening our autism (we started doing random spaz-out tourretes movements every now and then) and would just act like nothing happened right after lmao.

one of the foids was into me and she kept inching closer to me while we were sitting down doing this retard larp thing and eventually she started touching me and my tren brain instantly swapped missions and i immediately started making out with her and my friend went outside the door and started spam knocking on the door in a super autistic pattern to troll me and went off with the other one

then i fucked her on her bathroom floor

never knew my real name

 

[larpcel45]

a few days after i broke up with my first gf when i was 19 (immediately went on tren), i got drunk with my friend and we went to go troll at his college campus at night that has a lot of liberal, alternative foids there. we met up with two of them in one of their dorms and made up these fake names and stories about ourselves (jfl).

i was doing this huge larp about how i had this black pet fish that was stolen and we were looking everywhere for it (we were literally knocking on doors to girl's dorms and asking about the nonexistent fish )

the two foids at the dorm had alcohol and weed so we were just drinking late into the night, heightening our autism (we started doing random spaz-out tourretes movements every now and then) and would just act like nothing happened right after lmao.

one of the foids was into me and she kept inching closer to me while we were sitting down doing this retard larp thing and eventually she started touching me and my tren brain instantly swapped missions and i immediately started making out with her and my friend went outside the door and started spam knocking on the door in a super autistic pattern to troll me and went off with the other one

then i fucked her on her bathroom floor

never knew my real name

holy fuck theyre so easy mirin tho

 

[smegor]

a few days after i broke up with my first gf when i was 19 (immediately went on tren), i got drunk with my friend and we went to go troll at his college campus at night that has a lot of liberal, alternative foids there. we met up with two of them in one of their dorms and made up these fake names and stories about ourselves (jfl).

i was doing this huge larp about how i had this black pet fish that was stolen and we were looking everywhere for it (we were literally knocking on doors to girl's dorms and asking about the nonexistent fish )

the two foids at the dorm had alcohol and weed so we were just drinking late into the night, heightening our autism (we started doing random spaz-out tourretes movements every now and then) and would just act like nothing happened right after lmao.

one of the foids was into me and she kept inching closer to me while we were sitting down doing this retard larp thing and eventually she started touching me and my tren brain instantly swapped missions and i immediately started making out with her and my friend went outside the door and started spam knocking on the door in a super autistic pattern to troll me and went off with the other one

then i fucked her on her bathroom floor

never knew my real name

DNR SEX HAVER NO ONE CARES

 

[larpcel45]

going out with 5 foids at once and getting away with it and even manipulating them to think i love them
they all still came to me after finding out

TALES

 

[larpcel45]

DNR SEX HAVER NO ONE CARES

Envy

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

holy fuck theyre so easy mirin tho

tbh most foids are pretty easy. all you really have to do is physically escalate and then bang them

 

[sync!]

tbh most foids are pretty easy. all you really have to do is physically escalate and then bang them

thanks for your feedback awesome story

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

thanks for your feedback awesome story

i prob have better ones thats the first that came to mind but id have to think ab it more


ive done a lot of brutal shit but those stories are like any other slay story you'd hear tbh

 

[smegor]

lust...

 

[sync!]

i prob have better ones thats the first that came to mind but id have to think ab it more


ive done a lot of brutal shit but those stories are like any other slay story you'd hear tbh

dam whats ur bodycount

 

[larpcel45]

tbh most foids are pretty easy. all you really have to do is physically escalate and then bang them

u mean all you have to do is reach their looks standard

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

dam whats ur bodycount

ive been slaying a lot recently so ive lost count but probs close to 20

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

u mean all you have to do is reach their looks standard

not that hard tbh. a lot of foids have fucked some pretty mid looking guys

 

[larpcel45]

not that hard tbh. a lot of foids have fucked some pretty mid looking guys

do you have better results just going out or better results online??

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

do you have better results just going out or better results online??

banned on all dating apps so i just do irl. i can take a girl home from a bar any day of the week if i want to, the hardest part is just approaching while being an ND retard but ive been improving upon this a lot recently since ive noticed that every interaction has been going way better than the horror stories my brain conjures up beforehand

 

[larpcel45]

banned on all dating apps so i just do irl. i can take a girl home from a bar any day of the week if i want to, the hardest part is just approaching while being an ND retard but ive been improving upon this a lot recently since ive noticed that every interaction has been going way better than the horror stories my brain conjures up beforehand

yeah same issue with me. I’ve never even approached a girl so it will be hard when I start going out hopefully when I’m a bit older

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

yeah same issue with me. I’ve never even approached a girl so it will be hard when I start going out hopefully when I’m a bit older

tbh what ive noticed is the best method is to literally just walk up to them and brutally state your interest in them confidently (just be confident bro!!)

you'll find out if they are receptive or not pretty much immediately so if they're not you can just go on to the next without wasting ur time doing some jester routine for a bitch not even into you