tell your first kiss story (sry incels)

[turkproducer]

I was 15 and I had met the first girl that was ever interested in me from online LOL(how sad..)

She had travelled on the train to meet me over an hour, and we literally just walked around doing nothing Lol

You have to remember I was so inexperienced at this point, I had went from being shamed and made fun of by women to having a girl actually willingly meet me, anyway, we walked and talked but eventually she just pulled me from her friend to go down some road

She grabbed my head and kissed me jfl. We then spoke and got food

We met the next day and for a while after that

she eventually stopped speaking to me for some black, and then she monkeybranched to some shitskin gymcel 22 year old Lol.

i was too beta with her, unfortunately i did not get another chance with a girl after her for 6 months.

but i guarantee if i was more low inhib with her and less of a beta cuck (i was too interested in her) i would have fucked her and lost my v way earlier

never act too interested and cuck with women

 

[Catawampus]

Just as I figured. 0 replies.

 

[turkproducer]

Just as I figured. 0 replies.

no one has any stories to tell because they are south indian and not north indian caucasian like me

 

[Deleted member 3702]

I don't remember

 

[Deleted member 1464]

When will it be my turn

 

[turkproducer]

I don't remember

CHADAFACK

When will it be my turn

try phenibut mate

you had opportunity you fucked it up from autism

honestly you should just go for it ded srs. Every kiss i had after that i just went for it it and it worked and I am not that gl we are similar looks level i think.

 

[Deleted member 3702]

CHADAFACK

ded srs It was a long time ago

 

[Deleted member 245]

Some white bitch at a nightclub started grinding on me and eventually started making out with me. Ded srs.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Your mom grabbed my penis and then she kissed me

 

[Swolepenisman]

kissed my old crush after watching a movie

Your mom grabbed my penis and then she kissed me

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
best one

 

[turkproducer]

ded srs It was a long time ago

Lololol my mind was so fucked when I got kissed tbh

9 months before this girl literally told me she wouldn’t feel bad for hitting me

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Dn rd

 

[turkproducer]

Your mom grabbed my penis and then she kissed me

schizocel

Schizophrenia.

Schizophrenia is a mental health condition where you may see, hear or believe things that are not real.

 

[john2]

My ex gf was with me in the living room, mine and her parents were upstairs just to see my newly built house.

She said hi, gave me a hug (cause we hadn't seen each other for 3 months), then when i was watching TV, idk wtf happened to her, but she tried to kiss me on my cheek( it touched my lip and i just backed off and told her to leave me alone.

It felt digustingly tingling and terrible, idk how people in movies do this shit, the saliva, the germs, the smell, ugh... fuck.


The best thing is to tie bitches down, seal her mouth with tape tie her arms and legs, and root the fuck out of them other than all the low T affection shit.
I'm soon going to be doing this once the perfect time comes hehe.

 

[turkproducer]

Some white bitch at a nightclub started grinding on me and eventually started making out with me. Ded srs.

Late bloomer?

 

[Deleted member 5104]

Was 17, met a girl two days before after leaving some talent show i played in and we flirted a bit, got cocky and told her "i'll see you later"

She adds me on facebook, we set a date in a random museum and i wait like 10m reading some book, she shows up and after 10m of awkward conversation we start getting physical. I'd put my hand on her back, then i'd progress to grab the small of her back from inside the shirt and some wild shit i hadn't done even after i lost my v-card (just be too autistic to care theory)

we go outside and she sits down staring at me, i try to kiss her and she notices i cant kiss for shit lmao
so she spends the whole night teaching me how to kiss, which was basically making out for hours until i got it right

she friendzones me like three days later when i ask her out again and i suffered for one day, then i got over it

 

[turkproducer]

My ex gf was with me in the living room, mine and her parents were upstairs just to see my newly built house.

She said hi, gave me a hug (cause we hadn't seen each other for 3 months), then when i was watching TV, idk wtf happened to her, but she tried to kiss me on my cheek( it touched my lip and i just backed off and told her to leave me alone.

It felt digustingly tingling and terrible, idk how people in movies do this shit, the saliva, the germs, the smell, ugh... fuck.


The best thing is to tie bitches down, seal her mouth with tape tie her arms and legs, and root the fuck out of them other than all the low T affection shit.
I'm soon going to be doing this once the perfect time comes hehe.

lol at u acting like an incel when u are not

Idk man I really enjoy it. I love a woman’s feminine energy

 

[Deleted member 245]

Late bloomer?

Unfortunately, yeah.

I had acne like a motherfucker in high school

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Was 15 at school dance and kissed a fat girl

 

[turkproducer]

Was 17, met a girl two days before after leaving some talent show i played in and we flirted a bit, got cocky and told her "i'll see you later"

She adds me on facebook, we set a date in a random museum and i wait like 10m reading some book, she shows up and after 10m of awkward conversation we start getting physical. I'd put my hand on her back, then i'd progress to grab the small of her back from inside the shirt and some wild shit i hadn't done even after i lost my v-card (just be too autistic to care theory)

we go outside and she sits down staring at me, i try to kiss her and she notices i cant kiss for shit lmao
so she spends the whole night teaching me how to kiss, which was basically making out for hours until i got it right

she friendzones me like three days later when i ask her out again and i suffered for one day, then i got over it

Women are disgusted with men who are inexperienced.

I always act as if I have many female on the go and it always gets them more attracted even though I don’t

 

[Deleted member 3043]

i'm sorry bro dark is my past

 

[turkproducer]

Unfortunately, yeah.

I had acne like a motherfucker in high school

never see blacks with acne i’m ngl

 

[25thpercentile human]

fml

 

[Deleted member 5104]

Women are disgusted with men who are inexperienced.

I always act as if I have many female on the go and it always gets them more attracted even though I don’t

At least she was still willing to make out
My experienced façade was too good to be true

 

[Deleted member 3177]

schizocel

Schizophrenia.

Schizophrenia is a mental health condition where you may see, hear or believe things that are not real.

I dont know how to read I sell wife for free internet access.

 

[john2]

lol at u acting like an incel when u are not

Idk man I really enjoy it. I love a woman’s feminine energy

I haven't put my penis in a vagina yet, ik i'm not a KHHV, but i'm still a penile virgin.
Plus, my ex was 5/10. And i didn't have acne and bloat back then.
I soon might go to a brothel and have fun ngl.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Fuck u chad

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I haven't put my penis in a vagina yet, ik i'm not a KHHV, but i'm still a penile virgin.
Plus, my ex was 5/10. And i didn't have acne and bloat back then.
I soon might go to a brothel and have fun ngl.

Aren’t you religious?

 

[john2]

Aren’t you religious?

I am, but how do i cope?

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I am, but how do i cope?

Ask the lord Jesus Christ

 

[turkproducer]

I haven't put my penis in a vagina yet, ik i'm not a KHHV, but i'm still a penile virgin.
Plus, my ex was 5/10. And i didn't have acne and bloat back then.
I soon might go to a brothel and have fun ngl.

you have to stop being high inhib cuck

the way i lose my V was with this average white slut, she asked me for a picture at this summer camp shit, i got in it and after that i left and came back and approached her. I took her outside and she started to message me after the chad we had outside

i just got her to meet me and that’s how it happened

U have to be forward

Ask the lord Jesus Christ

i will pray to ganesh for him

 

[john2]

Aren’t you religious?

Ask the lord Jesus Christ

Bro you're quite right tho. I shouldn't be doing any of this technically. Plus the virus is out there too, so there is a high risk. I'll just have to cope till marriage. None of this is bothering me gravely anyways though. Thanks brother.

you have to stop being high inhib cuck

the way i lose my V was with this average white slut, she asked me for a picture at this summer camp shit, i got in it and after that i left and came back and approached her. I took her outside and she started to message me after the chad we had outside

i just got her to meet me and that’s how it happened

U have to be forward

i will pray to ganesh for him

Check PM.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

On 3rd date with this girl from tinder and we were walking around downtown and once the sun went down we made out in a park for like 30 minutes

 

[owlofathena]

On 3rd date with this girl from tinder and we were walking around downtown and once the sun went down we made out in a park for like 30 minutes

Did you guys get coffee afterwards?

 

[Deleted member 6475]

on a play ground few weeks ago at midnight on a parkbench

 

[penis3]

Was 10 years old, on that day was peer pressured to kiss my gf in front of everyone but refused lul, then proceded to kiss her later that day when it was just me, her and her friend.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

I was 15 and I had met the first girl that was ever interested in me from online LOL(how sad..)

She had travelled on the train to meet me over an hour, and we literally just walked around doing nothing Lol

You have to remember I was so inexperienced at this point, I had went from being shamed and made fun of by women to having a girl actually willingly meet me, anyway, we walked and talked but eventually she just pulled me from her friend to go down some road

She grabbed my head and kissed me jfl. We then spoke and got food

We met the next day and for a while after that

she eventually stopped speaking to me for some black, and then she monkeybranched to some shitskin gymcel 22 year old Lol.

i was too beta with her, unfortunately i did not get another chance with a girl after her for 6 months.

but i guarantee if i was more low inhib with her and less of a beta cuck (i was too interested in her) i would have fucked her and lost my v way earlier

never act too interested and cuck with women

I was in 8th grade and invited a girl I liked over to hang out after school. We stayed at my house and played PS4 with my friend, then went to the pool. Then my friend headed out because his mom called him (me and him lived in the same neighborhood), and she went back to my home to stay overnight. We watched Pirates of the Carribean before heading to bed, and I went to sleep. Then, at night, she came into my room and sat on my bed. We kissed, I fingered her, it didn't go too much further. I was 14 at the time, she was 14 too.

 

[Deleted member 7240]

I was a sophomore she was a freshman and we hung out at the football game and then gave each a peck before leaving. But I guess the real kiss came when I visited her home and we made out (very badly good god we had no idea what we were doing).

 

[pm_me_ur_beach_house]

About a year ago, I was nearing 20. She was thicc, kinda chubby with a cute face - my favorite
First was a dip in my apt’s pool where she cuddled me immediately. Talked n laughed for a while
Then went up to my room & ate quesadillas & watched funny youtube vids
She then pulled me and started making out. Fun times

Once in a lifetime kinda deal. Just like dieting for 1 day doesn’t make you ripped, 1 girl initiating a makeout session doesn’t make me Chad.