Telling girls your 42 years old when in reality your 20 something

[Deleted member 18694]

I remember these girls asked how old I was and I told them I was 42 years old when in reality I was 24.

It took a solid 10 minutes of controlling my facial expressions and body language to pull it off lmao. But before that they kept denying it asking how i look so "young" and how is it possible to look like that at 42. I almost broke character laughing but a solid ass 10 min of serious face and they finally started to believe...with some doubt of course since the natural instinct is there.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I remember telling some people my real age and they were in disbelief and thought I was like 17 or 18 even tho at the time I was 22

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I remember telling some people my real age and they were in disbelief and thought I was like 17 or 18 even tho at the time I was 22

Tales from Guadalajara

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tales from Guadalajara

I’m a young chiseled slayer I just need to lose fat. How can I lose weight fast? You Reccmend keto?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I’m a young chiseled slayer I just need to lose fat. How can I lose weight fast? You Reccmend keto?

Go to the gym and stop drinking slushies.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Go to the gym and stop drinking slushies.

Shit that’s a nope from me dawg I ain’t got no money for a gym but I’m supplied with fatty foods so I eat it up like the pussy

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Shit that’s a nope from me dawg I ain’t got no money for a gym but I’m supplied with fatty foods so I eat it up like the pussy

JFL you eat pussy? Putting you on ignore for now but send me an email if you man up

 

[Vermilioncore]

JFL you eat pussy? Putting you on ignore for now but send me an email if you man up

I love eating my girls pussy she’s a virgin and she’s the only girl I’ve ever been with bro cmon don’t do me like that I’m a bad boy not a cuck!

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I love eating my girls pussy she’s a virgin and she’s the only girl I’ve ever been with bro cmon don’t do me like that I’m a bad boy not a cuck!

I used to value girls like you do too. Used to think they’re human beings capable of loyalty and purity. I used to want to please them.

Now it’s kind of a turn on if they dont cum tbh.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I used to value girls like you do too. Used to think they’re human beings capable of loyalty and purity. I used to want to please them.

Now it’s kind of a turn on if they dont cum tbh.

Same it’s some psychology shit. I try to turn my girl on and say things but when she refuses and wants to be a good girl, my mission succeeds. It’s a test. School shit innit

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Same it’s some psychology shit. I try to turn my girl on and say things but when she refuses and wants to be a good girl, my mission succeeds. It’s a test. School shit innit

Just dont love her 100% save 10% or some shit in case she betrays you. Mexican sluts are more loyal than white ones tho. And usually hotter

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just dont love her 100% save 10% or some shit in case she betrays you. Mexican sluts are more loyal than white ones tho. And usually hotter

Cope Mexican sluts need to die. They need to burn in hell.
I love my white girl 100% percent she’s my love forever

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Cope Mexican sluts need to die. They need to burn in hell.
I love my white girl 100% percent she’s my love forever

Mexicana, my mexicana.
Will you age gracefully, or like your momma?
Who the fuck is Pepe?
And why is he texting you at 2 am
About breakfast and crepes?

 

[BearBoy]

I used to value girls like you do too. Used to think they’re human beings capable of loyalty and purity. I used to want to please them.

Now it’s kind of a turn on if they dont cum tbh.

Women should massage my stinky cock, feet. My hairy back. Bathe me. Put clothes on me. Make food.

I am a King all I do is sit in my castle where everything is being taken care by Women. You decide to steal my items? i chop off your hand simple as that, thats what kind of a man I am.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Women should massage my stinky cock, feet. My hairy back. Bathe me. Put clothes on me. Make food.

I am a King all I do is sit in my castle where everything is being taken care by Women. You decide to steal my items? i chop off your hand simple as that, thats what kind of a man I am.

Well well well. Look who dodged the banhammer.

I thought you were based, but now youre telling me you treat women with this much respect, letting them sleep in the house and enjoy sex? Youve changed man

 

[RichmondBread]

I remember telling some people my real age and they were in disbelief and thought I was like 17 or 18 even tho at the time I was 22

Hardly any difference

 

[RichmondBread]

I remember these girls asked how old I was and I told them I was 42 years old when in reality I was 24.

It took a solid 10 minutes of controlling my facial expressions and body language to pull it off lmao. But before that they kept denying it asking how i look so "young" and how is it possible to look like that at 42. I almost broke character laughing but a solid ass 10 min of serious face and they finally started to believe...with some doubt of course since the natural instinct is there.

Maybe I should tell females I am 90 years old and see what reaction I get.

 

[BearBoy]

Well well well. Look who dodged the banhammer.

I thought you were based, but now youre telling me you treat women with this much respect, letting them sleep in the house and enjoy sex? Youve changed man

You are a jealous puppy

 

[Vermilioncore]

Hardly any difference

Niggas now even say I look 18 when I’m 26

 

[Deleted member 18244]

You are a jealous puppy

Bark

 

[RichmondBread]

Niggas now even say I look 18 when I’m 26

Not a big deal. I looked like a teenager until I was mid 30s.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Not a big deal. I looked like a teenager until I was mid 30s.

Keep coping cuck.
I’m known for looking younger than I am. It’s my best trait and girls have always complimented me on it. Chad shit innit