Telltale sign your parents are getting old

[getra]

They won’t stop fucking calling you

 

[BigBiceps]

They're lonely and don't have many friends. They gotta talk to someone.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

they have given me something money cant buy, my dad told me my package is worth 6 figures before, i thought he was trolling but as i grow into my looks theres more and more truth to it

but they have not just given me perfect phenotype, its the entire package - the height, hair, proportions, witt, intellegance, work ethic, pedigree even down to the location they raised me which gave me the most desired accent and british personality

like many very unfortunate induvdiuals here are willing to pay 100k+ just for a bigger jaw, i am indeed worth 10-50 million great british pounds

 

[getra]

They're lonely and don't have many friends. They gotta talk to someone.

Yeah but I don’t care rn

 

[getra]

they have given me something money cant buy, my dad told me my package is worth 6 figures before, i thought he was trolling but as i grow into my looks theres more and more truth to it

but they have not just given me perfect phenotype, its the entire package - the height, hair, proportions, witt, intellegance, work ethic, pedigree even down to the location they raised me which gave me the most desired accent and british personality

like many very unfortunate induvdiuals here are willing to pay 100k+ just for a bigger jaw, i am indeed worth 10-50 million great british pounds

I’m low iq, skinnyfat, shit frame, average dicked, and low t it’s over

 

[BigBiceps]

Yeah but I don’t care rn

Come on, you don't gotta answer all the time by any means but sometimes at least

 

[getra]

Come on, you don't gotta answer all the time by any means but sometimes at least

I answer all the time

 

[getra]

Come on, you don't gotta answer all the time by any means but sometimes at least

My mom goes from treating me like an abused dog to “omg are you okay I thought you went to jail” as she gets older. I’m seeing this pattern and it’s making me less and less concerned

 

[getra]

I’m 16 and my dad is 73 jfl

My condolences