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Ive played 1 year of JV and the Varsity coach is really focused on me because he wants me to play varsity next year as one of 2 freshmen (toddler.org jfl). anyways this chud coerced me into playing a 18U singles tournament that happened today. I pull up and all i see are senior gooks and curries (to be expected tbh but my city is white). Before arriving i ate a fuck ton of airfry chicken slop with chickfila sauce, by far my biggest fucking regret. So my first game is against the best player in my school(junior), and he effortlessly 6-0 rapes me, but I expected that. At this point I already feel like I need to throw up, its like 86° and I drank 3 water bottles on top of my bloatslop. My second game was a gook from another city, score was 3-6, another loss. My 3rd game was some tall ltn white kid. This game is going on my suicide note. I led 5-4 and he came back and won a tiebreaker and the game. After this I already knew I would be posting this rant. My chicfila was my ultimate downfall, i wouldve 6-0d this cumskin if I didnt eat so fucking much. Needless to say, im not bouncing between binge and starve anymore. Im never picking up a fucking racket until I 160lb starved.
 
to top my ropefuel off, Im extremely sunburnt and cookieking is refusing to record my cameo
 
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Ive played 1 year of JV and the Varsity coach is really focused on me because he wants me to play varsity next year as one of 2 freshmen (toddler.org jfl). anyways this chud coerced me into playing a 18U singles tournament that happened today. I pull up and all i see are senior gooks and curries (to be expected tbh but my city is white). Before arriving i ate a fuck ton of airfry chicken slop with chickfila sauce, by far my biggest fucking regret. So my first game is against the best player in my school(junior), and he effortlessly 6-0 rapes me, but I expected that. At this point I already feel like I need to throw up, its like 86° and I drank 3 water bottles on top of my bloatslop. My second game was a gook from another city, score was 3-6, another loss. My 3rd game was some tall ltn white kid. This game is going on my suicide note. I led 5-4 and he came back and won a tiebreaker and the game. After this I already knew I would be posting this rant. My chicfila was my ultimate downfall, i wouldve 6-0d this cumskin if I didnt eat so fucking much. Needless to say, im not bouncing between binge and starve anymore. Im never picking up a fucking racket until I 160lb starved.
fellow tennis player. if u get to a 8 UTR like I once was youll beat every kid until u get to semis and some 5'7 or 6'5 18 BMI gook or curry LTN/subhuman destroys u.
 
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fellow tennis player. if u get to a 8 UTR like I once was youll beat every kid until u get to semis and some 5'7 or 6'5 18 BMI gook or curry LTN/subhuman destroys u.
agree. still gonna keep glazin fed and kyrgios
 

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